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  • Jimmy C Lombardo
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 218

    #1

    Hold onto yer lunch folks!

    St. Priapuke "Church" worships the choo choo and satan. They think they are gettin into Heaven by guzzlin dude juice.



    Scuse me yall, I need a bucket. Make that three.

  • Abraham
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • May 2009
    • 36

    #2
    Re: Hold onto yer lunch folks!

    Let's see how much they love the phallus when Satan's is being forced into every orifice of their body for eternity.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Hold onto yer lunch folks!

      Originally posted by Abraham View Post
      Let's see how much they love the phallus when Satan's is being forced into every orifice of their body for eternity.
      I imagine they'd enjoy that.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
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      • Abraham
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        Forum Member
        • May 2009
        • 36

        #4
        Re: Hold onto yer lunch folks!

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        I imagine they'd enjoy that.


        eww!!! They probably would.

        This is seriously disgusting. I'm chugging Pepto right now.

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        • A Mad Dog
          Unsaved trash, Papist scum
          • Feb 2009
          • 129

          #5
          Re: Hold onto yer lunch folks!

          That is disgusting.

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          • Capt. Aaron Portway
            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
            Salvation from Above
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            True Christian™
            • Sep 2008
            • 6309

            #6
            Re: Hold onto yer lunch folks!

            There are nine centres of the church in Canada and eight in the United States. The largest membership of the church reside in San Francisco, California and it is headquartered in Montreal.
            Typical! A bunch of Canuckistani Frenchy queers make up a religion based on, pardon me Pastors, circle jerks and blowing each other, and shocker, it catches on in that modern-day Sodom Sin Fransissyco.

            When is God going to rid the world of that place and drop it into the Pacific with another earthquake?!?!
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            • salvation-in-a-can
              Unsaved trash
              • Jun 2009
              • 25

              #7
              Re: Hold onto yer lunch folks!

              I reckon Obama probably funds that church secretly out his own pocket.

              What sig would Jesus have had?

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: Hold onto yer lunch folks!

                I suspect that Bill Clinton is an archbishop.
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                • taRRgus
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2

                  #9
                  Re: Hold onto yer lunch folks!

                  cool

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                  • JennyD
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                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #10
                    Re: Hold onto yer lunch folks!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                    I suspect that Bill Clinton is an archbishop.
                    I imagine Monica Lewinsky is a high priestess.

                    Ew, I think I just grossed myself out!
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