[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents

And that is why their access to media and television must be strictly controlled.

They have to leave home sometime. How are they going to function in the Big Outside World beyond Freehold once they're grown, if they've had no exposure to it?

[Deaner]

Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents

How are they going to function in the Big Outside World beyond Freehold once they're grown

With a King James Bible and Jesus in their heart. Strong in the Lord and well versed in the wisdom, comfort and guidance provided to us by Sweet Baby Jesus thru His blessed book. Staying away from insolent dykes like yourself will be a gimme with those kids.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents

How are they going to function in the Big Outside World beyond Freehold once they're grown

Well, for starters, they'll have to learn how to hide the bodies better. Don't hide a body in a public dog park, for one. That has to be one of the stupidest places to bury someone you're trying to "hide" on a TV show. A freezer in your basement is also a fairly dumb spot....yes, because no one but them is ever going to look in that freezer old

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents

Well, for starters, they'll have to learn how to hide the bodies better. Don't hide a body in a public dog park, for one. That has to be one of the stupidest places to bury someone you're trying to "hide" on a TV show. A freezer in your basement is also a fairly dumb spot....yes, because no one but them is ever going to look in that freezer old

Pizza, what ARE you on about?

A list of body-disposal methods that you've found ineffective?!

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents

Just burry them somewhere, or get a wicca to eat it, that probably is the best way since it'll also kill the wicca.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents

Just burry them somewhere, or get a wicca to eat it, that probably is the best way since it'll also kill the wicca.

You sound like you have much experience in this area.

How many Christian babies have you killed and fed to Wiccans, Lady Marmalade?

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents

Hmmmm marmalade!

None, not christian babys anyway. Mudslime baby's tend to kill a wicca withing the first ten minutes after having eaten it. Its amazing!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents

Hmmmm marmalade!

None, not christian babys anyway. Mudslime baby's tend to kill a wicca withing the first ten minutes after having eaten it. Its amazing!

Wicca is a "religion". A person cannot be "a wicca".

And Lady Marmalade is a song about a nappy-headed ho. Is that your occupation, too?

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents

that you've found ineffective

Me? no. I was referring to Desperate Housewives on that one. And Monk to some extent.

I was only advising you not to be so careless with the Witch Hunt 2007 victims

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents

Me? no. I was referring to Desperate Housewives on that one. And Monk to some extent.

I was only advising you not to be so careless with the Witch Hunt 2007 victims

I suppose you'd recommend we make them into a Pizza?

And why would Housewives and Monkeys be Desperate? Desperate for the Love of Jesus, I bet.

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents

Or desperate because their children are affected by wicca or satan.

[WorthyOne]

Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents

That book is FICTION, is meant to be read as FICTION, and is not to be taken seriously as it is FICTION. I can't believe how parents could go crazy over a FICTION book like this. But then again, some people do the craziest things.

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents

Some do because it distracts their children of that what they see as important. Respect the vieuws of others a litle more please.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents

Some do because it distracts their children of that what they see as important. Respect the views of others a litle more please.

But . . . hey, wait a minute . . . did the demons leave you?! Have our prayers finally been answered?

You said something sensible!

Yes, WorthyOne, Lord Needsnewname is 100% correct on this one. Children reading these spell books, fiction or not, start wanting to practice witchcraft. For example, little kids everywhere are saying they wish they could go to Hogwarts with Hairy Homer and ride on his broomstick. God says that we are to stone witches.

(Just to clarify, there is no "reefer" involved in the stoning. We are Christians, not hippies or Hashishim.)

Why would parents want their children, who are too young to consider the ramifications of their choices, to be tempted into a libertine life of comparative religions, sexual explorations, drug abuse, free thinking, women's liberation, yoga, mixed-fiber fabrics, and other vile perversions against God?

[WorthyOne]

Re: Spell Book for witches annoys Christian Parents

Yes, WorthyOne, Lord Needsnewname is 100% correct on this one. Children reading these spell books, fiction or not, start wanting to practice witchcraft. For example, little kids everywhere are saying they wish they could go to Hogwarts with Hairy Homer and ride on his broomstick. God says that we are to stone witches.

I wanted to go to Howgwarts when I was younger... I knew it wasn't real. This book only helps to fuel kids' imaginations, to be used in play. They will outgrow it.

Oh, and, by the way, isn't stoning illeagal? o.O