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  • #46
    Re: This Forum Is Amazing

    Originally posted by my_new_friend_Jesus View Post
    i don't even know what that means. is that some kind of new age hippie bullshit.
    And you will never.

    I am not new age, nor am I a hippie. In the past I delved into the hippie lifestyle and experimented with new and strange beliefs, but now my head is on straight and SPACESHIP JESUS PROVIDES A CLEAR PATH for me to follow.
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    • #47
      Re: This Forum Is Amazing

      Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
      And you will never.

      I am not new age, nor am I a hippie. In the past I delved into the hippie lifestyle and experimented with new and strange beliefs, but now my head is on straight and SPACESHIP JESUS PROVIDES A CLEAR PATH for me to follow.
      Translation:
      The last hit was so good Mad Prophet Helmholtz never came down and is lost in an eternal trip
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      • #48
        Re: This Forum Is Amazing

        Originally posted by my_new_friend_Jesus
        i prefer god jr! it's less facetious.
        Burn Heretic Burn!

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        • #49
          Re: This Forum Is Amazing

          Originally posted by my_new_friend_Jesus View Post
          my father was god but i'm still arab/jewish/african/native american. you know all of the good stuff!!!
          Those nationalities are awesome and you should be very proud that you have that blood in you.

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          • #50
            Re: This Forum Is Amazing

            That troll was just a lying fool and you are just his b1tch.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #51
              Re: This Forum Is Amazing

              Originally posted by my_new_friend_Jesus View Post
              my father was god but i'm still arab/jewish/african/native american. you know all of the good stuff!!!
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #52
                Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                God wrote it, I believe it, case closed.
                god didnt write shit. how can something that doesnt exist write anything? yup just added you to the idiot list.
                He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
                Proverbs 28:26

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                • #53
                  Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                  It's not the size of your words, it's what you do with them.
                  BEHOLD!!!
                  THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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                  May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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                  • #54
                    Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                    Methinks he drives and gives Hummers.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #55
                      Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                      Originally posted by TheOneTrueBearer View Post
                      How can you believe so strongly what is written in some book?
                      "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times". Psalm 12:6

                      Enjoy hell.
                      I may look like a joo, but I'm not. (My papers are available on request)

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                      Jesus LOVES Sarah! My thoughts are pleasured daily, with the anticipation of her in high office.

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                      • #56
                        Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                        Originally posted by A Mad Dog View Post
                        Those nationalities are awesome and you should be very proud that you have that blood in you.
                        The only way he got those ethnicities (nationalities are based on nations) in him is by injection, if you know what I mean.
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                        • #57
                          Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                          Originally posted by A Mad Dog View Post
                          Those nationalities are awesome and you should be very proud that you have that blood in you.
                          Why should he be proud to be a mongrel?

                          Even if it were a good thing, he didn't do anything to cause it.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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                          • #58
                            Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                            The only way he got those ethnicities (nationalities are based on nations) in him is by injection, if you know what I mean.
                            Are you saying that those ethnicities are wrong?

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                            • #59
                              Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                              M. Rodimer wrote,

                              Why should he be proud to be a mongrel?
                              He is not a "mongrel" but a fellow human being created in the image and likeness of God.
                              Even if it were a good thing, he didn't do anything to cause it.
                              You make it sound like he has a disease by saying what you are saying.

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                              • #60
                                Re: This Forum Is Amazing

                                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                The only way he got those ethnicities (nationalities are based on nations) in him is by injection, if you know what I mean.
                                You mean . . . My_New_Friend's Interracial Gang Bang isn't a heartwarming story about how MyNewFriend brought a group of street toughs to Jesus and cleaned up a diverse inner-city slum through group drumming events?

                                I'll tell Rosa to return the DVD immediately as soon as I make sure!!

                                Originally posted by A Bad Dog
                                You make it sound like he has a disease by saying what you are saying.
                                Why should he be "proud" of being the sex toy of a group of homosexuals? And as a result of such behavior, he probably DOES have a disease, or three.

                                Even if he IS multiracial, why should he be "proud" of something he had nothing to do with, and no choice in? That's like me being "proud" that I have ears. I didn't create them. I didn't earn them. I just have them.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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