[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: god is made up, jesus was a fraud,and yup mary was a whore

But there's no evidence in the Bible that Mary Magdalene was a whore, either.

That's a Catholic tradition. Like Mary, mother of Jesus, being a virgin until death (but bearing multiple sons).

There's no evidence that Mary appears like a ghost all over the world either, but that doesn't stop those silly papists from imagining they see her!

Here she is on a grilled cheese sandwich!


Here she is on a moldy old flower petal:


(not that anyone can see the letters on the outside of that ring from whatever pagan medal they used)

For the life of me I can't see why they're slipping a rosary onto a stump, but they sure think it's special:

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: god is made up, jesus was a fraud,and yup mary was a whore

Atheists seem to blend all of the Marys together and pick and choose what they want to insult us with.

But there's no evidence in the Bible that Mary Magdalene was a whore, either.

That's a Catholic tradition. Like Mary, mother of Jesus, being a virgin until death (but bearing multiple sons).

[Seth Campbell]

Re: god is made up, jesus was a fraud,and yup mary was a whore

I was imagining him being very shiny, but then realized he meant Polish, but was too stupid to capitalize a proper noun.

By the way, why did the OP insist Mary was a whore? There is no Biblical evidence whatsoever that Mary was a prostitute.

Atheists seem to blend all of the Marys together and pick and choose what they want to insult us with.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: god is made up, jesus was a fraud,and yup mary was a whore

I've never heard of a polish eskimo before. For some reason I just pictured him cooking blubber filled perogies

I was imagining him being very shiny, but then realized he meant Polish, but was too stupid to capitalize a proper noun.

By the way, why did the OP insist Mary was a whore? There is no Biblical evidence whatsoever that Mary was a prostitute.

[John Creeser]

Re: god is made up, jesus was a fraud,and yup mary was a whore

Brother John, this is just about all you need to know about this drooling retard:





YiC,

Zech

I've never heard of a polish eskimo before. For some reason I just pictured him cooking blubber filled perogies

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: god is made up, jesus was a fraud,and yup mary was a whore

Friend,

Since English is a second language for you, I suggest you calm down before you post here.

These are the last words of the article i read.... i am polish and i live in iceland, nobody hates jezus if anything i would be proud to forgive you for that post, because that´s what jezus does right? Forgiveness the key to all goodbeing?

You mean being a Christian. Yes, it's major part of it; God forgives us our sins if we ask God to that.

This is the key point. We humans have to tell God we are sorry. Iceland hasn't done that, infact Iceland angers God by refusing to pay Christian banks. That's why God is smiting them with volcanoes.

And that´s what i do although im not christian nor atheist nor pagan nor any other word you could use to turn against me.

Then what do you believe?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: god is made up, jesus was a fraud,and yup mary was a whore

Dear Godmocker - thank you for coming to our Godly forum to spread your hate and insults.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Why do you hate baby Jesus so much? Were you raised a wafer munching Roman Catholic and "touched" by those dirty priests?

Brother John, this is just about all you need to know about this drooling retard:

i am polish and i live in iceland

YiC,

Zech

[John Creeser]

Re: god is made up, jesus was a fraud,and yup mary was a whore

....inane eskimo blathering...

Dear Godmocker - thank you for coming to our Godly forum to spread your hate and insults.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Why do you hate baby Jesus so much? Were you raised a wafer munching Roman Catholic and "touched" by those dirty priests?

[Holyman9000]

Re: god is made up, jesus was a fraud,and yup mary was a whore

I just stumbled across this site, i read one article and i cannot express how violated i am. You people, all of you people are so serious about everything you say, its almost like you had bought yourself a ticket to ''knowland'' by registering on this forum. I dont know what kind of information you have been recieving throughout your lives but seriously:

All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

These are the last words of the article i read.... i am polish and i live in iceland, nobody hates jezus if anything i would be proud to forgive you for that post, because that´s what jezus does right? Forgiveness the key to all goodbeing? And that´s what i do although im not christian nor atheist nor pagan nor any other word you could use to turn against me. I am human and we all are so please take your silly talk to the churches and leave others out of it because this is not a war on who belives more faithfully in god, its funny how you dont even realize that the time you spend praising an imaginary being who ''Makes you happy'' you could as well be doing something of REAL value with your life for example honing your skills at something your really like to make you happy in this world. And why oh why does it matter if someone else chooses to be something else than christian its their own damn choice. If you all truly are christian like you say you are then Hell yes you will go there.
I once had faith in our race.
Not anymore.

[Bible Thumping Billy]

Re: god is made up, jesus was a fraud,and yup mary was a whore

i hope that you guys arent serious. the bible is a man made fair tale, made to control the mind of lower IQ people. jesus was a typical jew, whose only mistake was thinking differently (his thoughts were wrong, never the less). mary, was a well trodden prositute, if she had it her way she would have gotten an abortion.
and finally god, another man made fairy tale.

i know deep down inside all you god fearing idiots doubt that crap. even mother theresa realized that this stuff is bs. get real, there is no god, there are no angels, there are no ghosts.

have fun looking stupid people who write about their bible being correct. lol

Have fun burning in Hell while the rest of LBC and Jesus laugh at you

[Bible Thumping Billy]

Re: god IS made up, jesus WAS a fraud,and yup mary WAS a whore

I prayed for Jesus to smite it mightily and send it to hell.

I believe God heard my Prayers.

Hallelujah Pastor Ezekiel! Of course God heard your prayers, he doesn't ignore his TRUE children

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: god IS made up, jesus WAS a fraud,and yup mary WAS a whore

And that is why you will go to Hell if you consider to speak and believe non-sense like that. Do you really think that admitting Jesus was real but doubting him in anyway is going to save your sorry hide from eternal burning?

I (and I'm sure others may already be) will surely be praying that you rid yourself of your ignorant demons and repent. Invite Jesus truly into your heart and read His Holy Word, and you will see the world in a new light.

I prayed for Jesus to smite it mightily and send it to hell.

I believe God heard my Prayers.

[Bible Thumping Billy]

Re: god IS made up, jesus WAS a fraud,and yup mary WAS a whore

This is the smartest thing I have read on this forum so far. I completely agree with and applaud this person.

And that is why you will go to Hell if you consider to speak and believe non-sense like that. Do you really think that admitting Jesus was real but doubting him in anyway is going to save your sorry hide from eternal burning?

I (and I'm sure others may already be) will surely be praying that you rid yourself of your ignorant demons and repent. Invite Jesus truly into your heart and read His Holy Word, and you will see the world in a new light.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: god IS made up, jesus WAS a fraud,and yup mary WAS a whore

This is the smartest thing I have read on this forum so far. I completely agree with and applaud this person.

Proverbs 3:35 The wise shall inherit glory: but shame shall be the promotion of fools.

YIC

Jack

[Cheria]

god IS made up, jesus WAS a fraud,and yup mary WAS a whore

There is no reason to doubt Jesus' existence, nor is their any reason to doubt the fact he was crucified, or that his disciple were real. But that does not, in theory, make the bible real. Just because a man 2000 years ago was killed for preaching the word of God does not mean that the God he spoke of exists. It merely means that he was a man who was disillusioned and maybe attention starved so decided to be the world's biggest and most famous martyr. The fact that in the year 2009, in such a technologically and mentally advanced society there are still people who follow this religious verbatim litarum is ludicrous beyond measure.

This is the smartest thing I have read on this forum so far. I completely agree with and applaud this person.