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  • crazy eddie
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 85
    #1

    crazy eddie visited by mormons

    Am i damned or not? I tried to convince them they needed to get saved via Landover and have a check up for demons.
    I did get them to say hello to Donnie and Marie.
    I wonder how you reach a lot of folks or a bike. Why not mass mail I asked them.Then I though I may have given them ideas to better reach more godless people and help the become followers of Joseph Smith rather than the one true God.
    Pray for I live in a hellish southern town and now I may damned to boot.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: crazy eddie visited by mormons

      Eddie! It's great to see you back! Has the New World Order taken your house yet? Any black helicopters sighted in the skies?

      As far as the Godless Mormons go, I'd recommend you hit them with THIS Chick Tract. Powerful stuff, friend.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Tertius The Scribe
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • May 2009
          • 452
          #3
          Re: crazy eddie visited by mormons

          Because I have taken up denouncing false Christianity and false Christians on a regular basis, my house is besieged with them daily. Worse yet they send queer Mormons to my doorstep! I feel your pain, Brother!

          Pastor Zeke, do you have anything stronger than Jack Chick to recommend to fight these queer Mormons? (I was thinking along the lines of a caliber...and not of the gay Dodge variety.)
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          Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

          All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748
              #4
              Re: crazy eddie visited by mormons

              Is that the new version of Brokeback mountain?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Tertius The Scribe
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2009
                  • 452
                  #5
                  Re: crazy eddie visited by mormons

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  Is that the new version of Brokeback mountain?
                  No, these are the two fags that tried to convert me last week, caught on my home surveilance system.

                  But you never know what those Mormons are up to...

                  Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                  All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: crazy eddie visited by mormons

                      I've got a couple of them in my basement still. You can practice on them if you want.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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