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  • Austin 3:16
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    • Jun 2009
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    #1

    A quick question regarding who get's into heaven

    OK, I appreciate that this is not the place to be questioning the word of god and what not, but I am completely and utterly confused and was hoping that someone here could clear one or two things up for me.

    In Romans 1:30, it is stated that the despiteful will not get into heaven, which is something that I don't understand. I try my best not to despise poeple but is this not what this website advocates? Is it not a fair statement that every Pastor and Reverend on this site condemns false religions and despises their followers.

    A thread, just below this one, which was started a couple of years ago questions the word of the bible, to which Pastor Ezekiel clearly states
    "Surely you aren't so twisted as to imagine that a filthy sand nigra cult is somehow equivilent to Jesus?"
    If that is not "Expressing malice or contemptuous hate" (the definition of Despitefulness, than i do not know what the word of God is.

    Is it, "do not be despiteful towards other Christians" or is their another meaning I do not know?

    I would love to believe in God, I really would, but it's diffucult to put faith in something that is so hypocritical (Matthew 24:51), it doesn't make any sense.

    So please clear this up for me, it would be most appreciated.
  • Professor Bessemer
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    • May 2009
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    #2
    Re: A quick question regarding who get's into heaven

    No.

    Do it yourself. Read the entire KJV 1611 Bible and all will become clear. Do not ask the True Christians™ on this site to do your spiritual work for you.

    After all, it's your soul that is at stake, not ours.
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    • Austin 3:16
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      Re: A quick question regarding who get's into heaven

      So it is the true Christian attitude to only look out for ones self? That seems like a very objectivist way to live. "Do as I say and not as I do" echo's throughout this forum

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      • Professor Bessemer
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        • May 2009
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        Re: A quick question regarding who get's into heaven

        It is up to every individual to Save themselves. What, do you think the Healing Blood of Christ is something you can order at a drive through? No! It must be earned.

        If you want eternal life, you are going to have to work for it young man!
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        • Jo Freddie
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          • Apr 2009
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          Re: A quick question regarding who get's into heaven

          Everyone gets into Heaven, as there is no such thing as Hell

          Now once you get to Heaven just how good it is depends on how good you have been in life.

          If you have been good you get great Beer and fantastic Strippers

          If you have been bad you get stale Beer and poxy Strippers


          Simple...
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          • Austin 3:16
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            Re: A quick question regarding who get's into heaven

            Then why do you dodge every confrontational question about God? Is it because you believe that if you ignore it that everything will be OK. Or if you answer it you will be doubting his existence. Yes, there is a temporal force outside the dimensions of this earth that is far superior to us, but to simply take the word of a book and not question it is quite frankly ridiculous.

            I understand each person here believes they are an expert on the bible, as is someone I know, but the thing I do not understand is how can something with so many discrepancies be taken at face value. It's just so hard, as a realist as opposed to a fundamentalist, to understand exactly what the need to have a God and a heaven is to you people. In what sense does it give your life any more meaning?

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            • Jo Freddie
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              Re: A quick question regarding who get's into heaven

              Originally posted by Austin 3:16 View Post
              Then why do you dodge every confrontational question about God? Is it because you believe that if you ignore it that everything will be OK. Or if you answer it you will be doubting his existence. Yes, there is a temporal force outside the dimensions of this earth that is far superior to us, but to simply take the word of a book and not question it is quite frankly ridiculous.

              I understand each person here believes they are an expert on the bible, as is someone I know, but the thing I do not understand is how can something with so many discrepancies be taken at face value. It's just so hard, as a realist as opposed to a fundamentalist, to understand exactly what the need to have a God and a heaven is to you people. In what sense does it give your life any more meaning?
              This is because their Bible is a fairy tale, if you want to find the truth turn to our real creator, The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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              • Austin 3:16
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                Re: A quick question regarding who get's into heaven

                And Jo Feddie, I am genuinely interested in the motives behind all Christians actions so please don't cheapen this thread by taking the proverbial piss

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
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                  #9
                  Re: A quick question regarding who get's into heaven

                  Originally posted by Austin 3:16 View Post
                  Then why do you dodge every confrontational question about God? Is it because you believe that if you ignore it that everything will be OK. Or if you answer it you will be doubting his existence. Yes, there is a temporal force outside the dimensions of this earth that is far superior to us, but to simply take the word of a book and not question it is quite frankly ridiculous.

                  I understand each person here believes they are an expert on the bible, as is someone I know, but the thing I do not understand is how can something with so many discrepancies be taken at face value. It's just so hard, as a realist as opposed to a fundamentalist, to understand exactly what the need to have a God and a heaven is to you people. In what sense does it give your life any more meaning?
                  SCREEEEEEECH! I have never dodged a question about God. Let fly.
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                  • Austin 3:16
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                    Re: A quick question regarding who get's into heaven

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    SCREEEEEEECH! I have never dodged a question about God. Let fly.
                    I was talking an acquaintance the other day and he seems to be quite knowledgeble about God and the bible. Anywho, he told me that Noah (if I remember correctly) lived to the age of 999 and when he died, God decided that it was far too lng for any man to live and decided the maximum age was 120. Then how have people surpassed this age in today's world?

                    And why is it that you people can belittle and essentially hate other people and religions, but then go by the bible when in Luke 6:35 it clearly states "But love ye your enemies, and do good, and lend, hoping for nothing again; and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be the children of the Highest: for he is kind unto the unthankful and to the evil."

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                    • Nobar King
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                      • Sep 2007
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                      Re: A quick question regarding who get's into heaven

                      Nobody get is into heaven. Is that what you meant?
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Austin 3:16
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                        Re: A quick question regarding who get's into heaven

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        Nobody get is into heaven. Is that what you meant?
                        No that is not even remotely what I meant. Admittedly it would be hard to get into heaven if it didn't exist, but no one can know if it does. All you have is blind faith and I'm sorry to say but blind faith doesn't solve any problems

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                        • Jo Freddie
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                          Re: A quick question regarding who get's into heaven

                          Originally posted by Austin 3:16 View Post
                          And Jo Feddie, I am genuinely interested in the motives behind all Christians actions so please don't cheapen this thread by taking the proverbial piss
                          I am not extracting the urine, I put forward a view of creation that is just as valid and much more provable as the one put forward by the christians.
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                          • Nobar King
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                            #14
                            Re: A quick question regarding who get's into heaven

                            Originally posted by Austin 3:16 View Post
                            No that is not even remotely what I meant. Admittedly it would be hard to get into heaven if it didn't exist, but no one can know if it does. All you have is blind faith and I'm sorry to say but blind faith doesn't solve any problems
                            I was referring to the unreadableness of your thread title.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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