What won't New Agers believe?

[JennyD]

I was Googling "God" today, and found this ridiculous poll by some New Age freaks.

The things these people believe about "what is God"?

Fortunately, there is one correct answer in the poll:

Just like the Bible says, God is Jehovah, the creator of the universe and judge of who's been good and bad.

We should make sure that a proper, Christian response is received by these God-mockers!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

I was Googling "God" today, and found this ridiculous poll by some New Age freaks.

The things these people believe about "what is God"?

Fortunately, there is one correct answer in the poll:



We should make sure that a proper, Christian response is received by these God-mockers!

While I agree with you that that poll is ridiculous, it clearly does not have an option to select the CORRECT answer

God is The Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

While I agree with you that that poll is ridiculous, it clearly does not have an option to select the CORRECT answer

God is SPACESHIP JESUS

Sorry. I had to correct your post, since I did not want the general internet public to get misinformation!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Sorry. I had to correct your post, since I did not want the general internet public to get misinformation!

Misinformation is all I have ever heard from YOU

God IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster

If you ever recover from that eternal trip you will come to accept this truth.

I know it is not your fault, those drugs they forced on you have done a lot of damage, it is going to take a long time for you to recover, if you ever do.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Great. An open debate between two mad prophets over whether God is a bag-o-pot noodles or a spaceship. I cannot wait to see what kind of convincing, logical arguments will be made in THIS thread.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Great. An open debate between two mad prophets over whether God is a bag-o-pot noodles or a spaceship. I cannot wait to see what kind of convincing, logical arguments will be made in THIS thread.

Now Now Pastor Al, give Mad Prophet Helmholtz the credit due to him. He uses arguments that are just as convincing & logical as as the ones used by yourself and the other Pastors.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Now Now Pastor Al, give Mad Prophet Helmholtz the credit due to him. He uses arguments that are just as convincing & logical as as the ones used by yourself and the other Pastors.

You are missing the point, old sod. Helmholtz does make the occasional valid argument based solidly in the KJV1611. So far you haven't made even one that I cannot readily refute and so, apparently, Helmholtz feels that you are a worthy opponent. If you and Helholtz choose to argue spaceship versus noodly appendage I, for one, would be thoroughly entertained.

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Great. An open debate between two mad prophets over whether God is a bag-o-pot noodles or a spaceship. I cannot wait to see what kind of convincing, logical arguments will be made in THIS thread.

I don't see why that's any less reasonable than believing that God is an invisible friend in the sky who sacrificed himself to himself so he could change his own rule.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

I don't see why that's any less reasonable than believing that God is an invisible friend in the sky who sacrificed himself to himself so he could change his own rule.

Lady, the things that you don't "see" could fill a football stadium. That's because your father is satan.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Lady, the things that you don't "see" could fill a football stadium. That's because your father is satan.

Yeah, I'm still not a liar, hon. Anyone who really knows me knows that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Yeah, I'm still not a liar, hon. Anyone who really knows me knows that.

All queers are liars. What you degenerates do in bed (or in public toilets) is the biggest lie there is. God calls you "an abomination" for a reason.

Why are you here, pervert? This is a forum for Christians to Praise Jesus!

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

All queers are liars. What you degenerates do in bed (or in public toilets) is the biggest lie there is. God calls you "an abomination" for a reason.

Calling me a "liar" means that I have lied to you. Show me where I have lied?

Why are you here, pervert? This is a forum for Christians to Praise Jesus!

You people amuse me. That's why I'm here.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Calling me a "liar" means that I have lied to you. Show me where I have lied?

No, it means that your entire life is a lie. A big, stinking, unnatural, God-mocking lie. All you need is a good Christian man to set you right.

You people amuse me. That's why I'm here.

Your stay here is going to be cut short then. We are here to glorify God, not provide entertainment for degenerates who do satan's bidding.

Enjoy hell, liar.

[James Hutchins]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Calling me a "liar" means that I have lied to you. Show me where I have lied?

You people amuse me. That's why I'm here.

I have to wonder why someone like you would come here. You already made your mind up to gain nothing. You goal seems to disparage other people. Did we come into your home uninvited, eat your food, use your bathroom without flushing and insult your taste in art? Is it because you own kind has rejected you due to your cynical attitude? Did you go queer because no man would put up with your negativeness?
I have read a lot of your posts and it seems to me that you had some serious issues when you were a child. Something your father did or did not do. The rest of humanity is not your daddy, grow up.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Listen up, Pastabrain!

I'm not just against your cult because they are wrong, but also because of the social damage they wreak upon innocent lives. Is it no surprise, that you can statistically prove a connection between the popularity of the FSM on the internet and book sales with an increase of piracy off of Somalia and American youth becoming more obese?

The FSM is recruiting for the Pirate Agenda. It used to be pirates were looked upon in shame. Now you are going around telling everybody that its "okay" to be a pirate, that it's not a choice it's something you're born with. Then we have movies like Pirates of the Caribbean that GLORIFY the sordid, disgusting PIRATE LIFESTYLE, or should I say Deathstyle, since they all seem to die early.

So, is it any wonder that this increase of acceptance of piracy that your cult promotes is tied directly to inspire young Somali men to go out and live as pirates themselves?

On the other hand, the Church of Spaceship Jesus is a completely beneficial church that only offers help and goodwill towards society at large. By promoting and giving free advertising to the sacred hotel/tourism industry, we help keep this economy going. Without a doubt, if there was no Mad Prophet Helmholtz telling the world to $pend, $pend, $pend and maximize their consumerist lifestyles, the economy would be in even worse shape than it is now! No joke!

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