Mrs. Shah, are you still there?

[Romeo Rovagnati]

I've opened this topic in order to ask something important to a person that I havent seen for years on the forum.

I've wanted to ask to Mrs. Shah if she survived the Covid Pandemic and if she is still an hindaloo. Because, since she has no husband and is very likely still a virgin, I've wanted to invite her to join the Holy Catholic Church.

I'm pretty sure she would be a very fine nun like Saint Therese.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I've opened this topic in order to ask something important to a person that I havent seen for years on the forum.
I've wanted to ask to Mrs. Shah if she survived the Covid Pandemic and if she is still an hindaloo. Because, since she has no husband and is very likely still a virgin, I've wanted to invite her to join the Holy Catholic Church.
I'm pretty sure she would be a very fine nun like Saint Therese.

So you Catholics have fallen to converting Hindus? That's understandable because we Baptists are Jesus' favorites. While you are at it, check out sinners at the Mosque. They might like your half kneel instead of their ground thingy.

[Isabella White]

I've opened this topic in order to ask something important to a person that I havent seen for years on the forum.

I've wanted to ask to Mrs. Shah if she survived the Covid Pandemic and if she is still an hindaloo. Because, since she has no husband and is very likely still a virgin, I've wanted to invite her to join the Holy Catholic Church.

I'm pretty sure she would be a very fine nun like Saint Therese.

Mr. Rovagnati, please! Kindly refrain from summoning that demon-possessed woman to . You can see what it says in our banner at the top of this page, can't you? "UNSAVED UNWELCOME!" It has been very peaceful and quiet in here since that women's libber has taken a break from bothering visiting us. I, for one, can vouch for the fact that we are all quite happy that Miss Shah's unnecessary stories of three-legged elephants are long gone! And, the stench of that stinking curry wafting through our forums has nicely left, so why anybody in his right mind would want for her to return and to infest is beyond me! And, besides that, this is NOT the bound, "holy" Cathyolick "church"! To the , I give praise for that!

[Johny Joe Hold]

I, for one, can vouch for the fact that we are all quite happy that Miss Shah's unnecessary stories of three-legged elephants are long gone! And, the stench of that stinking curry wafting through our forums has nicely left, so why anybody in his right mind would want for her to return

Well said, Sister Isabella. Could it be Mr. Rovingpriest is attracted to the curry breath of Miss Shah and wants to move a little closer to her?

[Harsha Shah]

I've opened this topic in order to ask something important to a person that I havent seen for years on the forum.

I've wanted to ask to Mrs. Shah if she survived the Covid Pandemic and if she is still an hindaloo. Because, since she has no husband and is very likely still a virgin, I've wanted to invite her to join the Holy Catholic Church.

I'm pretty sure she would be a very fine nun like Saint Therese.

Yes. Mr. Rovagnati, It is Harsha Shah here, yes. I am sorry if I am offending you but I am not hailing as a Mrs. but I am a proud, independent unmarried woman, yes. Ms. Shah, yes. I was taking all the mRNA vaccines and while I was being sick from covid in 2021 I have been healing very quickly because I had been taking the vaccines, yes. I am afraid that I might be offending you but I was never worshipping as a Hindu although I am speaking Hinglish at home, yes. I was testifying for Jainism, the religion of Ahimsa, yes. but I have been becoming an agnostic since. Yes, this is not meaning that I would not enjoy visiting your church, is it located in Edinbourgh, yes? I am still afraid that I am probably offending you but I would not be serving very well as a nun as I am dating a boyfriend who is also a teacher (I am teaching RME and he is teaching history). It is true that if we are getting married I might have a "mac" surname, yes. Very happy . Yes, I must be explaining that although I have been leaving my religion I am still practicing vegetarianism with my boyfriend as well as ahimsa but not so much chastity and my sobriety is sometimes also a bit questionable, yes. I am sorry if I was offending you and I am wishing you well and hoping that you will one day be considering what you are believing and why and if you're having good reasons for your faith, yes.

[Isabella White]

Yes. Mr. Rovagnati, ... blah, blah, blah ... I am dating a boyfriend ... blah, blah, blah ... not so much chastity and my sobriety is sometimes also a bit questionable, yes.

Well, I certainly hope that you are happy, Mr. Rovagnati! Not only is this Miss Harsha woman still as intolerable as ever, but now she's admitting that she's turned into a whore — and an intoxicated one, at that! If there is anything that is barely passable about her, it's that she has a boyfriend, so it appears that any lezbean tendencies are on the back burner — for now. And, praise the that we were spared yet another of her tedious, insipid tales about tragic, deformed elephants! Now, then, Mr. Rovagnati: kindly refrain from ever again inviting evil to !