Beware of Steampunk: Goths in Brown!

[Romeo Rovagnati]

I've discovered recently that the west has to face one of the many threats derived from the Goth subculture. The name of this threat is Steampunk.
According to the sources on the Sinternet, Steampunk consists in a bunch of demon possessed goths who dress in brown and believes they are still living the wicked industrial revolution. Just look how they ruin historical dresses for their demonic false religion:



As you can see, most of them are women who dresses in very revealing outfits or in male clothes. They are clearly trying to seduce either liberals or horny conservates-in-name-only in order to make them join their cult. What the Bible says?
Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not weare that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a womans garment: for all that doe so, are abomination vnto the Lord thy God.

If that's not enough, they also love to create "art" by making abominations such as these:


In summary, what is Steampunk?

Steampunk
Description: A bunch of demon-possessed brown-obsessed goths who thinks they are in the Industrial Revolution. They mixes some elegant Victorian dresses with gears and other obsolete techonologichal stuff in order to appear "cool".
Worship: Gears, Locomotives, Clocks and Satan.

We need to do something about this cult before it destroys our youth. I suggest to pray with the rosary.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I've discovered recently that the west has to face one of the many threats derived from the Goth subculture. The name of this threat is Steampunk.
According to the sources on the Sinternet, Steampunk consists in a bunch of demon possessed goths who dress in brown and believes they are still living the wicked industrial revolution. Just look how they ruin historical dresses for their demonic false religion:

As you can see, most of them are women who dresses in very revealing outfits or in male clothes. They are clearly trying to seduce either liberals or horny conservates-in-name-only in order to make them join their cult.

We need to do something about this cult before it destroys our youth. I suggest to pray with the rosary.

You are making progress in your religious life, Father Romeo, by taking a stand against sin. If only other Catholics would join you, we would defeat Satan.

As to praying with Mardi Gras beads, also called the rosary, this does not apply to Steampunk. Steampunk is Victorian. Queen Victoria was a Protestant. What these goths need is a powerful Pastor Zeke sermon about the road to hell.

[Elmer G. White]

As a Biblical scholar who specializes in Prayer Epistemology it is necessary to remind everyone that Goths were instrumental in weakening the Papal Dictatorship of the late Roman empire and thus eventually paved the road to True Christianity^TM as opposed to the Catholic cult.

Matthew 12:30
He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

Definitely, during that time the Goths were against the Romanistic heresy and thus with Jesus.We must also emphasize that the pure American way of life had its modest origin in the United Kingdom of England and Boredom Ireland, we know how the West Saxon monarch Alfred the Great's mother Osburh was of partial Goth ancestry through her father, Oslac. Thus, Gothic blood has contributed to the most bestest heritage on Earth that eventually produced heroes, such as George W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, and, of, course, least but not last, President Donald Trump.

I urge you, Mr. Rovagnati, to educate yourself in Prayer Epistemology before uttering such uninformed factoids.

[MitzaLizalor]

..goths who thinks they are in the Industrial Revolution.

Perhaps you could fill me in regarding contributions from Rome to industry? Radio, for instance, necessitated Marconi relocating to a Protestant country. Funding was provided and now your helicopter can have radar. Leonardo proposed helicopters but was accused of demonic possession, requiring other parties to invent the things.

Was Leonardo da Vinci a steam punk? A protestant? And if not, why is there a heliport (not to mention railways) in Vatican City State?