100,000 Churches to Close. Good for Landover Baptist

[Johny Joe Hold]

Churches have been closing rapidly in the U.S. There are predictions the number of closings will reach 100,000. While many lament this, it has a positive side. It is like pulling weeds in the garden. It means the bountiful harvest now taking place at Landover Baptist Church will be larger than ever. At Landover, we focus on sin. Other churches are sin lite. As Landover continues to grow in size and influence, Satan will retreat.

Looking across the Christian landscape, one can understand why God is shutting down so many churches. We see homer marriages, women behind the pulpit and a smile on trans. Jesus has one thing to say to these churches. GOODBYE!

Thousands of churches will likely close down. What happens to all that real estate?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I think what this tells us is that the US has a vigorous market selling Christian beliefs. The weak LOSE, the strong DOMINATE. Giant megachurches optimize efficiency and eliminate wasteful "Mom and Pop" churches. Now is the time to short rural real estate then jump back in with the airplane fund when there's blood on the streets. Just like Jesus says.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Good news, this means there will be more space for Catholic Cathedrals.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Good news, this means there will be more space for Catholic Cathedrals.

Padre--The only church now buying other churches is Landover Baptist. You should convert and come to work here. Your church is on the market:

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Jesus died for our sins, now it's time for us* to die for Him - or someone like him with equivalent status doing the Lord's work slashing the federal debt budget safety net. I think we all know who I'm referring to.

*Not us, but some other losers.

[Johny Joe Hold]

It bothers me to drive around the area near Freehold and see all the churches. Each one represents a cash flow that should be coming to Landover Baptist. If a few of these churches would just pack it in and close and members join Landover, we could have Pastor Zeke's Airbus in the air quickly.

[James Hutchins]

While this is great news for Landover, it has kept me hoping! As head of the ALLAC (Allied Landover Land Acquisition Committee), I've been visiting many of thess so-called Churches and lowballing a purchase price.Big job, getting value driven pricing, clearing out the false Bibles and heretic signage. excavating cemeteries full of sinners, checking for any valuables, then disposal at sea or in 3rd world open pit mines.