[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: I'm lost

Do male-to-female transsexuals still hold biblical authority over women?

Why would you care? You're damned to hell anyways. You've demonstrated your Godmockery and blasphemy over so many times you put Dawkins to shame.

I suggest that you learn to get off the acid and stop questioning things that are common sense, even for hellbent trash like yourself.

[nonethanks]

Re: I'm lost

Why would you care? You're damned to hell anyways. You've demonstrated your Godmockery and blasphemy over so many times you put Dawkins to shame.

I suggest that you learn to get off the acid and stop questioning things that are common sense, even for hellbent trash like yourself.

well mate acid is actually good for questioning things that "are common sense" (as you said it) although. what should you know, right?

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: I'm lost

well mate acid is actually good for questioning things that "are common sense" (as you said it) although. what should you know, right?

That Jesus will damn impetuous, asinine hippies like you to hell. That's what you should know.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: I'm lost

well mate acid is actually good for questioning things that "are common sense" (as you said it) although. what should you know, right?

Hold on just a second. You took a drug that scrambles your brain, and now you are complaining about being lost and confused? I don't mean to be rude, friend, but what did you expect would happen?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[nonethanks]

Re: I'm lost

That Jesus will damn impetuous, asinine hippies like you to hell. That's what you should know.

i'm not a hippie

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I'm lost

i'm not a hippie

Then why are you on the dope? Are you a negro?!

[nonethanks]

Re: I'm lost

Hold on just a second. You took a drug that scrambles your brain, and now you are complaining about being lost and confused? I don't mean to be rude, friend, but what did you expect would happen?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

aand no, acid won't usually scramble your eggs, and if it had screwed mytwo heads i wouldn't be writing this bananapatch mambo tailor case stickup.

three is the number of pies.

[nonethanks]

Re: I'm lost

Then why are you on the dope? Are you a negro?!

black people don't do drugs!! well none I know anyways

(but that may be because where I live there's almost no black people)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I'm lost

aand no, acid won't usually scramble your eggs, and if it had screwed mytwo heads i wouldn't be writing this bananapatch mambo tailor case stickup.

three is the number of pies.

Son, I'm going to pray that Jesus puts you out of your misery right now.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I'm lost

black people don't do drugs!! well none I know anyways

(but that may be because where I live there's almost no black people)

That was a hateful, racist thing to say. Jesus doesn't approve of that.

[nonethanks]

Re: I'm lost

Son, I'm going to pray that Jesus puts you out of your misery right now.

thanks

[angels]

Re: I'm lost

What are you searching for ?.
I think you are testing the people here, you really want to be saved. But by acting like this, The Pastor is going to have his work cut out with you.
Try listening and learning, welcome God into your heart.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: I'm lost

What are you searching for ?.
I think you are testing the people here, you really want to be saved. But by acting like this, The Pastor is going to have his work cut out with you.
Try listening and learning, welcome God into your heart.

What ever they are searching for they are unlikely to find it in this place, not unless they read the truth that I post between all the rubbish.

A religion based on violence and intolerance is not one I would wish to find.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I'm lost

What ever they are searching for they are unlikely to find it in this place, not unless they read the truth that I post between all the rubbish.

A religion based on violence and intolerance is not one I would wish to find.

You put me of a mind to recall one of my father Pastor Lamentations Flint's favorite sayings.

If wishes were horses,
Beggars would ride;
If wishes were fishes,
We'd all have some fried.

What you or I or anyone else wish for is irrelevant. Just because you made up some ridiculous pirate religion, it doesn't mean that we made ours up too.

Your "good intentions" won't save you from an eternity in hellfire. Follow God, not your conscience.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: I'm lost

Just because you made up some ridiculous pirate religion, it doesn't mean that we made ours up too.

Just because you follow some mythical religion based on fairy tales, it does not mean mine is made up, in fact mine is based on empirical evidence, yours is based of a mistranslation of some Greek, Latin, and Hebrew scribblings.