[VampireSlayer]

Re: Twilight!

Bye Ned flanders I mean some devout protestant who wouldn't hesitate to vaporise a satanist from america. If those protestants good for anything, they're good for Violent promotion of religion. Always a very very good thing, that. =D

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Twilight!

Bye Ned flanders I mean some devout protestant who wouldn't hesitate to vaporise a satanist from america. If those protestants good for anything, they're good for Violent promotion of religion. Always a very very good thing, that. =D

Are you on the drugs?

[VampireSlayer]

Re: Twilight!

Yep. It's called garlic.

Remember children, A clove a day keeps the living dead away!

Besides, I couldn't type properly on any of that weird crap the drug careers ship these days. And I'd cut myself to bits on these wires...

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Twilight!

Garlic isn't a drug...

[Nobar King]

Re: Twilight!

Speaking of twilight, I've just found that there is a Twicon (Twilight style convention). They even have their own forum for talking about vampires.

Here are a couple of homers who are getting ready for the convention:

Here's a little tramp who is going there to look for some action:

[Nobar King]

Re: Twilight!

This is how they promote their satanic agenda, by feeding fat little girls 'lust candy' to help satiate their loneliness:

TwiCon Exclusive: New Moon's Trio to Each Have Their Own Candy Bar

01 Aug 2009 17:16:30 CDT | TwiCon Coverage | Movie News | Posted By: REELZ

What does your heart desire? If Twilight and chocolate top your list, then you're in luck. Just in time for Halloween, the people who brought you the Sweethearts "Forbiden Fruits" Conversation Hearts are coming out with three new chocolate bars.

If cream-filled is your choice, then you'll want the one with Bella's face. The Jacob Heart's Desire bar is filled with peanut butter. And Edward offers a classic caramel center. But why exercise moderation here, Twi-hards. Something tells us you'll want to try all three.

They must be stopped.

[Miss April]

Re: Twilight!

Speaking of twilight, I've just found that there is a Twicon (Twilight style convention). They even have their own forum for talking about vampires.
Thank you very much for posting Brother Nabar

Here are a couple of homers who are getting ready for the convention:

They sound like Queers Those to Men need Jesus

Here's a little tramp who is going there to look for some action:

Her Outfit is so ugly She looks nothing but a Dirty Whore trying to get some action from men its Sick

[Kori-Kun550]

Re: Twilight!

Honestly you must remember that these books are a work of fiction. They are ment for teenagers to be lost in a world of fantasy. A safe way of escaping from the hectic real world without harm to anyone. The fans of the book are overeccentric, but like ever other fad out there it will fade. Trends come and go, tis the way of life. There isn't much to worry about soon enough they will forget about Twilight and its vampires for some new fad.

[Nobar King]

Re: Twilight!

You're wrong, it harms the reader by lulling them into a satanic fantasy when they should be reading the Bible and thinking about Jesus on the cross dying for your sins.

[Kori-Kun550]

Re: Twilight!

You're wrong, it harms the reader by lulling them into a satanic fantasy when they should be reading the Bible and thinking about Jesus on the cross dying for your sins.

Yes but the majority of teenagers in this world do not sit and read the bible everyday. The same thing over and over again will eventually become tiresom to the short attention span of youth. If they are mearly enjoying somthing other than The Bible, why do you curse it. I'm sure The Bible is not the only book you read.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Twilight!

Of course the Bible is the only book we read.

[Nobar King]

Re: Twilight!

Of course the Bible is the only book we read.

Well, it's the only book I need.

[godsdrummer]

Re: Twilight!

TWLIGHT SHOULD ROT IN HELL! Its all I have to say. I hate the books. I have read them... I must admit for my sister has and I was slightly interested in what the fuss was all about. and after reading them.. I burned the first two because.. A) they should rot in hell b) poorly written

OH AND just so you know.. in the real world most men who sparkle... are usually gay... yes I refer to edward cullen. Who has also played Cedric Diggory is Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

[Nobar King]

Re: Twilight!

Twilight has now reached cult status.

[The Disciple]

Re: Twilight!

As yet the reading material I engross myself in has not to my knowledge ever mentioned the word "Vampire".

And now that I spend all my walking hours in Bible study could someone possibly explain what a "Vampire" is ?

Or am I better not knowing ?