The nasty joos are always asking-- "Why does everyone hate us?"-- as though they had no idea at all. It's pathetic. Well, here's a guide to a few things that everyone hates about the damn joos, for their edification. Oy!
The Noses. They're real big. I went to see Yentyl on a giant screen and I had to duck everytime Barbra Streisand turned her head.
The Money-Grubbing. They run the banks!! They run all the banks, and they control the world's diamond supply!! While normal children are out playing sports, the jooooos have their children studying shady accounting practices.
The Dreidle-Spinning. Always spinning with the dreidles! Knock it off!
The Plotting. There is nothing worse than a Joo plot. Always with the plotting, those joos!
The Complaining. Boy, those joos love to complain. They're always complaining about something-- traffic, food, their mothers, being kept from joining country clubs, Hitler, the Palestinians, all the people around the world who hate them, etc.
The Funny-Sounding Language. Hebrew has to be the worst language in the world to listen to, especially after someone's been eating onions or garlic-- and the joos insist on it! And Yiddish is the poor-man's Hebrew.
I'm sure the rest of the readers of this Godly forum would like to share a few things they hate about the disgusting, Christ-killin', deli-ownin', matsoh-munchin', bagel-boilin', Shekel-pinchin', interest-chargin', menorah-lightin', lox and cream cheese-spreadin' JOOS. OY, I hate those Jooos!
The Noses. They're real big. I went to see Yentyl on a giant screen and I had to duck everytime Barbra Streisand turned her head.
The Money-Grubbing. They run the banks!! They run all the banks, and they control the world's diamond supply!! While normal children are out playing sports, the jooooos have their children studying shady accounting practices.
The Dreidle-Spinning. Always spinning with the dreidles! Knock it off!
The Plotting. There is nothing worse than a Joo plot. Always with the plotting, those joos!
The Complaining. Boy, those joos love to complain. They're always complaining about something-- traffic, food, their mothers, being kept from joining country clubs, Hitler, the Palestinians, all the people around the world who hate them, etc.
The Funny-Sounding Language. Hebrew has to be the worst language in the world to listen to, especially after someone's been eating onions or garlic-- and the joos insist on it! And Yiddish is the poor-man's Hebrew.
I'm sure the rest of the readers of this Godly forum would like to share a few things they hate about the disgusting, Christ-killin', deli-ownin', matsoh-munchin', bagel-boilin', Shekel-pinchin', interest-chargin', menorah-lightin', lox and cream cheese-spreadin' JOOS. OY, I hate those Jooos!
ve and compassion, Sister Thumper

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