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I wuz reading about the law of 5s and it looks like your religion follows cuz it sez everything relates to 2 and 3 which make 5, and you have a 3 part god and 2 part people which makes 5.
splain that
splain that
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Re: 23 and the Law of 5s
The number 23...wasn't there a movie made about that? It looks creepy, I'm not too into horror movie really.Comment
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Re: 23 and the Law of 5s
Psalm 23:1 The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
Thank you Jesus for the rolling estate that you have given me! And yes, I do have 23 horses in my stables, coincidentally....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 23 and the Law of 5s
You are playing with the devil's koans and you do not have the capacity to understand them. This one was meant to be answered only by another koan. It is known as the Thermos bottle koan (or the vacuum jar paradox). If you fill a Thermos bottle with a hot liquid, it stays hot. If you fill the bottle with a cold liquid, it stays cold. How does it know?Originally posted by Bwack Lizard View PostHell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: 23 and the Law of 5s
Well, the link says this:Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
That fellow in the picture sure is creepy. And I don't think I want to know about a "Hidden Temple of the Happy Jesus"!
The Law of Fives
The Law of Fives is one of the oldest Erisian Mysterees. It was first revealed to Good Lord Omar and is one of the great contributions to come from The Hidden Temple of The Happy Jesus.
POEE subscribes to the Law of Fives of Omar's sect. And POEE also recognizes the holy 23 (2+3=5) that is incorporated by Episkopos Dr. Mordecai Malignatus, KNS, into his Discordian sect, The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria.
The Law of Fives states simply that: All things happen in Fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of Five, or are somehow directly or indirectly appropriate to 5.
The Law of Fives is never wrong.
In the Erisian Archives is an old memo from Omar to Mal-2: "I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look.''
The depth of this Law is very well understood by Pope Icky Fundament, who will not share his insight with us but prefers to dishonor us with a poem.
This, for example, is The Numeral V Sign, used by Old Roman Discordians, Illuminatus Churchill and innocent Hippies everywhere.
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