Apoliva scares the hell out of 90,000 Swedes

[David Goldman]

I can't tell if this is witchcraft, demon possession, both, or just a REALLY bad ad idea.

http://adland.tv/content/apoliva-scares-hell-out-90000-swedes-their-skincare-ad

This recent ad directed by hotshot golden boy Johan Renck and starring leading lady Adina Fohlin isn't sending the [beauty] product flying off the shelves, instead it has the viewers running scared.

Or so around 90-thousand of them claim, as they have joined the facebook group "I'm afraid of the girl in the Apoliva ad". This story has hit all the major newspapers and even the Local decided it was Swedish news big enough to warrant a translation.

The description of the Facebook group reads:

Those of us who have a TV and like to watch commercials/can't be bothered to reach for the remote are facing a problem. Apoliva has begun to run a commercial that is frightening. A woman singing a Nordic/Swedish folk song in freezing rain with lightning. I am creating this group for those of us who need somewhere to seek support and talk things out. It's only a matter of time before it creeps into our dreams and terrorises us in our sleep.

And now the Video. Make sure you are right with God first tho, else you are just inviting unnatural trouble:

I have no pity for the pacifist, socialist Swedes; and no matter how you spin it, it is never a good idea to be performing heathen and pagan ritual chants; but this ad goes too far to inflict upon anyone.

[Nobar King]

Re: Apoliva scares the hell out of 90,000 Swedes

That's scary. The scary part is the woman doesn't seem to be a user of the beauty aids that she is representing. Isn't that false advertising?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Apoliva scares the hell out of 90,000 Swedes

I can tell that she's a witch. This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. Everyone should recite this prayer IN A LOUD VOICE!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Apoliva scares the hell out of 90,000 Swedes

That's not nearly as scary as the Palm Pre commercials with that albino female Darrell Hammond.

[Reuerend RauenMoone]

Re: Apoliva scares the hell out of 90,000 Swedes

And now the Video.

That's hot

[Max Bayes]

Re: Apoliva scares the hell out of 90,000 Swedes

The Swedes deserve a good scare; bunch of God-mocking nymphomaniacs that they are.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Apoliva scares the hell out of 90,000 Swedes

Is that dandruff flying all over the place?

[Jenni111]

Re: Apoliva scares the hell out of 90,000 Swedes

scary ad...

[Moo2]

Re: Apoliva scares the hell out of 90,000 Swedes

I could find nothing scary about this ad. The song was beautiful and her voice was almost in perfect pitch.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Apoliva scares the hell out of 90,000 Swedes

God hates Sweden, so this comes as no surprise.