[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: 42

Who cares? The only books worth reading are those of the Holy Bible KJV1611. Everything else, from Shakespeare to Mercedes Lackey, is worthless trash compared to the KJV.

[xtort (On Moderation)]

Re: 42

and how is a Sci-fi tale that is basically an allegory for England in the late '70s going to help you friend? Only the Bible can do that. Look friend, this who thing about other worlds and alien races is utter nonsense; the stars are nothing more than fixtures in the firmament, that is all. Little lights to make the night sky look pretty.

I find it interesting how you would call this wholly remarkable book an allegory for England. Have you ever read this book, moreover, do you even comprehend the definiton of "allegory"?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: 42

No, I mean that you are rational enough that you realised you were losing an argument about why you were bound to Hell, and saw that you could distract people by starting an unspeakably dull argument about your spelling, presumably in the hope of boring me into putting my head through my monitor. Nice try, demon.

Praise Jesus for your new, head-proof LCD monitor!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: 42

You mean that im rational enough to see that spelling isnt the thing you're going to be judged by?

No, I mean that you are rational enough that you realised you were losing an argument about why you were bound to Hell, and saw that you could distract people by starting an unspeakably dull argument about your spelling, presumably in the hope of boring me into putting my head through my monitor. Nice try, demon.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 42

You mean that im rational enough to see that spelling isnt the thing you're going to be judged by?

"one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18

Don't come in here mocking Christ!

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: 42

You mean that im rational enough to see that spelling isnt the thing you're going to be judged by?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: 42

Nope, thats what you said, read your post man!

I pointed out the fact that you weren't a real Christian, and that meant you weren't going to Heaven.

And the fact that you're not a real Christian "infuences" your chances of going to Heaven. It doesn't "infuence" them for the better, either.

You ignored the fact that I was talking about your Christianity (or lack thereof), and started spewing filth about your abysmal spelling.

What the hell does my spelling have to do with going to heaven?!

You have something very seriously wrong with you.

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: 42

So you think 'Christian' and 'english' (or 'spelling') is the same word now?

Nope, thats what you said, read your post man!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: 42

His works would appear to consist of making deliberately obtuse statements in order to get honest True Christians™ bogged down in insanely repetitive arguments, thus taking up massive amounts of their time and preventing them from getting on with doing anything useful like going out and executing witches and sodomites for Jesus. Since he believes that GOD wants witches, sodomites and blasphemers to live, he probably honestly believes that this imbecilic behaviour will get him into Heaven. Boy, does he have a surprise waiting for him...

Indeed he will..
As this behaviour hardly counts as putting in work for Jesus, as we here at LBC do.

The buffoon do the works of his father instead, the one his name tells of:
Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do.
He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him.
When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
John 8:44

[Brother Temperance]

Re: 42

Now let's do what brother Prune said..
Let's talk about Jesus instead, what do you do for Jesus?
Where are your works, friend?

His works would appear to consist of making deliberately obtuse statements in order to get honest True Christians™ bogged down in insanely repetitive arguments, thus taking up massive amounts of their time and preventing them from getting on with doing anything useful like going out and executing witches and sodomites for Jesus. Since he believes that GOD wants witches, sodomites and blasphemers to live, he probably honestly believes that this imbecilic behaviour will get him into Heaven. Boy, does he have a surprise waiting for him...

[Talitha]

Re: 42

42
4+2=SIX

Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man;
and his number is Six hundred threescore and six
Revelation 13:18.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: 42

What the hell does my spelling have to do with going to heaven?!

So you think 'Christian' and 'english' (or 'spelling') is the same word now?

And the fact that you're not a real Christian "infuences" your chances of going to Heaven. It doesn't "infuence" them for the better, either.

So lucy, either you're daft beyond human comprehension..
Or you're not only daft, but have poor eyesight as well..


Now let's do what brother Prune said..
Let's talk about Jesus instead, what do you do for Jesus?
Where are your works, friend?

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: 42

Well, its good to hear that you finally decided Im not the incarnation of satan or one of he demons and that I have a mother.

Next time, make clear which post you meant because if you place your comment below the wrong quote it gets kinda hard to see which one you mean.

My post at least was a reply to yours, while that one only was a combination of insults (as usual) and completely unrelated babling about going to heaven. What the hell does my spelling have to do with going to heaven?!

O, and the guest part. Im not denying that I am your guest, but if you go on about a failed joke i dont see your point. Of course it can be meant not to be a joke but in that case your english is much worse then mine.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: 42

What second part, its one word! Are you hallucinating or something?

I was replying to this moronic post of yours:

Sorry, but that last post of yours realy didnt say anything at all. The firts thing is your idea of a joke, and the second part states the oubvious.

In which you talk about a post of mine, which you described as having two parts. I was defending each part in turn. Why do you find basic thinking skills so difficult? Was your mother kicked in the stomach by a horse while pregnant with you or something?

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: 42

What second part, its one word! Are you hallucinating or something?

And that one word was a reply, he is going on about my spelling, while his isnt wonderfull either.