[MirthMenace]

Re: Why are New Age beliefs harmful?

With an avatar like that, I ain't your brother.

Having an avatar of my own choosing is a memory still fresh in my mind, Serpent. Yours too will eventually be chosen for you. That's just how they roll here.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Why are New Age beliefs harmful?

Problem with doing what is natural?

It leads to HELLFIRE!!!! Have you been listening at all?!?!?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Why are New Age beliefs harmful?

Having an avatar of my own choosing is a memory still fresh in my mind, Serpent. Yours too will eventually be chosen for you. That's just how they roll here.

I find that unlikely, but the snotty duck sure suits you.

[Marshall]

Re: Why are New Age beliefs harmful?

Rubbing crystals and smoking pot never solved or cured anything.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why are New Age beliefs harmful?

Rubbing crystals and smoking pot never solved or cured anything.

Amen brother! Only Prayer does that!

[MirthMenace]

Re: Why are New Age beliefs harmful?

Amen brother! Only Prayer does that!

Don't knock dancing naked around a bonfire until you've tried it.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Why are New Age beliefs harmful?

Don't knock dancing naked around a bonfire until you've tried it.

Yea, but at the same time you don't have to eat raw sewage to know it's going to taste like s***.

[JennyD]

Re: Why are New Age beliefs harmful?

Don't knock dancing naked around a bonfire until you've tried it.

Thousands of lives have been saved by prayer to Jesus. How many have by dancing naked around a bonfire, chanting praises of Satan in any one of his vile forms?

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Why are New Age beliefs harmful?

Only an agent of the Satanic Alliance would consider dancing in the buff around a bonfire. Ancient, outdated, pathetic attempt at religion performed by pagans!

There are witches in the woods a couple of miles away from my hotel room. I look out the window right now and I see fire in the distance. No doubt goat sacrifices for Satan are being carried even as we speak. Today I saw one of the devil worshippers, a real jezebel with long straight black hair and pale skin and eyes of a cat. She had fangs. She made a bold offer to make love to me and then devour me afterwards. I was tempted, but resisted. I went to the hotel manager, Gupta, and told him about the woman but he didn't recall seeing any woman like this around.

It is obvious this woman is using witchcraft to walk around invisibly in broad daylight. It is my special eyes that Spaceship Jesus gave to me in 1974 that allow me to see Invisible Witches. My old eyes were blue. I received instaneous surgery, now my eyes are green, and I can see through solid objects and watch events unfold before they happen.

Is your avatar from Doonesbury, by Garry Trudeau? Garry Trudeau is also known as Kevin Trudeau, convicted felon and con-artist who peddles conspiracy theory books that THEY don't want you to know. This imposter tries to make people like me look crazy, for there are many, many things I can tell you that THEY don't want you to know, but as you can see I am typing to you tonight on the internet so it's obvious that THEY can't control me fully, so by merely hearing my words you can learn the Truth that THEY don't want you to know.

[MirthMenace]

Re: Why are New Age beliefs harmful?

Yea, but at the same time you don't have to eat raw sewage to know it's going to taste like s***.

But, unless I'm mistaken, for one to know something will taste like s***, one would have to have prior experience with said flavor. No?

[JennyD]

Re: Why are New Age beliefs harmful?

But, unless I'm mistaken, for one to know something will taste like s***, one would have to have prior experience with said flavor. No?

No. Most people know what sewage is made of.

I thought this topic was about how harmful New Age beliefs can be, not your taste in snack foods.

[MirthMenace]

Re: Why are New Age beliefs harmful?

But, unless I'm mistaken, for one to know something will taste like s***, one would have to have prior experience with said flavor. No?

There are eggs in birthday cake, but birthday cake doesn't taste like eggs.

Yea, but at the same time you don't have to eat raw sewage to know it's going to taste like s***.

I'm still wondering how Rev. Jim Osborne can know anything will taste like s*** unless he has tasted s***. Maybe that explains his s***-eating grin?

Actually, I called Rev. Jim Osborne's history of taste experiences into question after his analogous comparison to the joys of dancing naked around a bobfire, a very "New Age", if traditionally pagan practice.

So....here's another suggestion for those wishing to explore the many and varied forms of "New Age" culture. Try participating in and enjoying the meditative benefits of a spiritual drum circle. Although they are not usually directly connected with them, your local UU Church will usually have information about drumming events scheduled in your area.

Brightest Blessings!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why are New Age beliefs harmful?

Your hatemongering and disrespect are duly noted.

So....here's another suggestion for those wishing to explore the many and varied forms of "New Age" culture. Try participating in and enjoying the meditative benefits of a spiritual drum circle. Although they are not usually directly connected with them, your local UU Church will usually have information about drumming events scheduled in your area.

Brightest Blessings!

"Meditation and drum circles" are pathways to satan. Thanks for your efforts, but go tell your master beelzebub that True Chrisians™ aren't tricked so easily.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Why are New Age beliefs harmful?

question after his analogous comparison to the joys of dancing naked around a bobfire,

Rest of Satanic rant snipped.

I don't know what a bobfire is, but it sounds completely disgusting dancing naked around it.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Why are New Age beliefs harmful?

According to what I have read about the touchy-feely New Age paganism that rose to prominence under the Jimmy Carter administration, these people worship crystals as a source of power. Obviously, since the world is only 5, 241 years old, crystals were placed in the Earth by Satan as a way to trick people into following Darwinism and turning away from God's word. Could there be any more sinister activity than the worship of stones strategically placed by Satan to mock God?

Obviously, No!

So therefore, New Ageism, promoted by Jimmy Carter, is part of a Satanic plot to turn people away from God's word. In my opinion, nothing could be more evil.