Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

There is no need to disapprove any of this Crap. Because its crap. To argue/debate about something, this something need to not to be a spider-man Comic like!!

If you want to debate with me about something, then present your facts with sources and I will be happy to approve or disapprove of it, with sources of course, other than spider-man comic like

Only idiots would learn about religion from Comics!! Thats why I am here with you guys trying to learn about True Christianity. I am not looking at Comics to learn about your religion!!

What are you jabbering about, heathen scum!? You come into our Godly forum trying to cram your moon-worshiping cult down our throats, insulting Jesus and spewing all manner of lies and hatefulness. We have presented you with all the evidence any rational man would need to prove that you worship a false God and that your false prophet was a child molester, yet you continually act as if you haven't read a thing. And now you dare call our Holy KJV1611 Bible a comic book!?

I know one camel-lover who is on his way to eternal damnation, and may get banned from this forum as well.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

There is no need to disapprove any of this Crap. Because its crap. To argue/debate about something, this something need to not to be a spider-man Comic like!!

If you want to debate with me about something, then present your facts with sources and I will be happy to approve or disapprove of it, with sources of course, other than spider-man comic like

Only idiots would learn about religion from Comics!! Thats why I am here with you guys trying to learn about True Christianity. I am not looking at Comics to learn about your religion!!

Spider-man like? There are no mutations in Mr. Chick's wonderful books. The real super Hero, Jesus is in there.

[shert]

Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

I find it interesting that you made no effort whatsoever to disprove any of the points presented in the story.

There is no need to disapprove any of this Crap. Because its crap. To argue/debate about something, this something need to not to be a spider-man Comic like!!

If you want to debate with me about something, then present your facts with sources and I will be happy to approve or disapprove of it, with sources of course, other than spider-man comic like

Only idiots would learn about religion from Comics!! Thats why I am here with you guys trying to learn about True Christianity. I am not looking at Comics to learn about your religion!!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

is that really Whitney Houston with a purple veil on?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

That was a nice piece of Art

But didn't the author forget that all the sons of Ishmael are going to Hell!!

He also forgot to say that if one of your ancestors, to the 10th generation, is a bastard then you are going to Hell no matter what!! Which is impossible to prove that one of your ancestors is not a bastard.

So, it is kind of hard to become a True Christian and go to Heaven.

You may not have realized it, but that short comic-book tract was not written to cover every detail of Christianity.

Godly brother Jack Chick focuses on only one subject at a time. Otherwise, he'd be writing a comic-book version of the entire Bible, which would be thousands of pages long!

Meanwhile, that was a lovely attempt to distract from the valid points of Mr. Chick's story, by making random attacks on Christianity.

I find it interesting that you made no effort whatsoever to disprove any of the points presented in the story.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

That was a nice piece of Art

But didn't the author forget that all the sons of Ishmael are going to Hell!!

He also forgot to say that if one of your ancestors, to the 10th generation, is a bastard then you are going to Hell no matter what!! Which is impossible to prove that one of your ancestors is not a bastard.

So, it is kind of hard to become a True Christian and go to Heaven.

God knows who your ancestors are. It may be hard to guarantee you're going to Heaven, but to not become a True Christian™ is to guarantee you're going to Hell.

[shert]

Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

At first I was surprised to see a mooselimb women dressed like a Romanist penguin-women. Then I remembered Brother-in-Christ Jack Chick's teaching that the fish-heads started mooselimbism.

That was a nice piece of Art

But didn't the author forget that all the sons of Ishmael are going to Hell!!

He also forgot to say that if one of your ancestors, to the 10th generation, is a bastard then you are going to Hell no matter what!! Which is impossible to prove that one of your ancestors is not a bastard.

So, it is kind of hard to become a True Christian and go to Heaven.

[Deaner]

Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

She looks about 30 to me.

That's the first thing I thought. I bet you it's some kind of welfare fraud.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

At first I was surprised to see a mooselimb women dressed like a Romanist penguin-women. Then I remembered Brother-in-Christ Jack Chick's teaching that the fish-heads started mooselimbism.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

These porch monkeys can't count anyway. She looks about 30 to me.

[SUV]

Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

GOD, did Miss Trixie fall into a vat of chocolate?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Ruby Muhammad, Enemy of the LORD

A few weeks ago, this evil sorceress, who holds the rank of "Mother" in the God-mocking, anti-White terrorist group the Nation of Islam, became one of a small number of post-Diluvian people to live to the age of 110. Not only that, but she claims she still swims, excercises, steals pies, and walks without assistance. I know—I couldn't believe it myself! A negro that makes it past forty without overdosing on crack or choking on a watermelon seed is rare enough... but 110!?

Why is this allowed to happen? Jesus Christ Himself was only on this Earth for thirtysomething years. My only explanation is that this is like the Job story in reverse—the woman is given many decades of health and happiness in exchange for an eternity of unbelievably excruciating torture in Hell. If that is the case, the torments that await her in the Crimson Lake do not bear imagining. Let's pray that she gets there soon!