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  • Virginia Day Templeton
    Christ's Battle Axe
     
    • Dec 2006
    • 2827
    #1

    Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?


    Ruby Muhammad, Enemy of the LORD

    A few weeks ago, this evil sorceress, who holds the rank of "Mother" in the God-mocking, anti-White terrorist group the Nation of Islam, became one of a small number of post-Diluvian people to live to the age of 110. Not only that, but she claims she still swims, excercises, steals pies, and walks without assistance. I know—I couldn't believe it myself! A negro that makes it past forty without overdosing on crack or choking on a watermelon seed is rare enough... but 110!?

    Why is this allowed to happen? Jesus Christ Himself was only on this Earth for thirtysomething years. My only explanation is that this is like the Job story in reverse—the woman is given many decades of health and happiness in exchange for an eternity of unbelievably excruciating torture in Hell. If that is the case, the torments that await her in the Crimson Lake do not bear imagining. Let's pray that she gets there soon!
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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027
      #2
      Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

      GOD, did Miss Trixie fall into a vat of chocolate?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

          These porch monkeys can't count anyway. She looks about 30 to me.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639
              #4
              Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

              At first I was surprised to see a mooselimb women dressed like a Romanist penguin-women. Then I remembered Brother-in-Christ Jack Chick's teaching that the fish-heads started mooselimbism.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • Deaner
                  Christ's Love Messenger
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5932
                  #5
                  Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  She looks about 30 to me.
                  That's the first thing I thought. I bet you it's some kind of welfare fraud.

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                    • shert
                      Unsaved Trash
                       
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 150
                      #6
                      Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

                      Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
                      At first I was surprised to see a mooselimb women dressed like a Romanist penguin-women. Then I remembered Brother-in-Christ Jack Chick's teaching that the fish-heads started mooselimbism.
                      That was a nice piece of Art

                      But didn't the author forget that all the sons of Ishmael are going to Hell!!

                      He also forgot to say that if one of your ancestors, to the 10th generation, is a bastard then you are going to Hell no matter what!! Which is impossible to prove that one of your ancestors is not a bastard.

                      So, it is kind of hard to become a True Christian and go to Heaven.

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621
                          #7
                          Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

                          Originally posted by shert View Post
                          That was a nice piece of Art

                          But didn't the author forget that all the sons of Ishmael are going to Hell!!

                          He also forgot to say that if one of your ancestors, to the 10th generation, is a bastard then you are going to Hell no matter what!! Which is impossible to prove that one of your ancestors is not a bastard.

                          So, it is kind of hard to become a True Christian and go to Heaven.
                          God knows who your ancestors are. It may be hard to guarantee you're going to Heaven, but to not become a True Christian™ is to guarantee you're going to Hell.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • OnYourKnees
                              On Extended Furlough
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 4729
                              #8
                              Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

                              Originally posted by shert View Post
                              That was a nice piece of Art

                              But didn't the author forget that all the sons of Ishmael are going to Hell!!

                              He also forgot to say that if one of your ancestors, to the 10th generation, is a bastard then you are going to Hell no matter what!! Which is impossible to prove that one of your ancestors is not a bastard.

                              So, it is kind of hard to become a True Christian and go to Heaven.
                              You may not have realized it, but that short comic-book tract was not written to cover every detail of Christianity.

                              Godly brother Jack Chick focuses on only one subject at a time. Otherwise, he'd be writing a comic-book version of the entire Bible, which would be thousands of pages long!

                              Meanwhile, that was a lovely attempt to distract from the valid points of Mr. Chick's story, by making random attacks on Christianity.

                              I find it interesting that you made no effort whatsoever to disprove any of the points presented in the story.

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                                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 15708
                                  #9
                                  Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

                                  is that really Whitney Houston with a purple veil on?
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                                    • shert
                                      Unsaved Trash
                                       
                                      • Jan 2007
                                      • 150
                                      #10
                                      Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

                                      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                                      I find it interesting that you made no effort whatsoever to disprove any of the points presented in the story.
                                      There is no need to disapprove any of this Crap. Because its crap. To argue/debate about something, this something need to not to be a spider-man Comic like!!

                                      If you want to debate with me about something, then present your facts with sources and I will be happy to approve or disapprove of it, with sources of course, other than spider-man comic like

                                      Only idiots would learn about religion from Comics!! Thats why I am here with you guys trying to learn about True Christianity. I am not looking at Comics to learn about your religion!!

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                                        • eliot mayfield
                                          God Squad
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 9324
                                          #11
                                          Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

                                          Originally posted by shert View Post
                                          There is no need to disapprove any of this Crap. Because its crap. To argue/debate about something, this something need to not to be a spider-man Comic like!!

                                          If you want to debate with me about something, then present your facts with sources and I will be happy to approve or disapprove of it, with sources of course, other than spider-man comic like

                                          Only idiots would learn about religion from Comics!! Thats why I am here with you guys trying to learn about True Christianity. I am not looking at Comics to learn about your religion!!
                                          Spider-man like? There are no mutations in Mr. Chick's wonderful books. The real super Hero, Jesus is in there.
                                          Matthew:
                                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                               
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 78556
                                              #12
                                              Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

                                              Originally posted by shert View Post
                                              There is no need to disapprove any of this Crap. Because its crap. To argue/debate about something, this something need to not to be a spider-man Comic like!!

                                              If you want to debate with me about something, then present your facts with sources and I will be happy to approve or disapprove of it, with sources of course, other than spider-man comic like

                                              Only idiots would learn about religion from Comics!! Thats why I am here with you guys trying to learn about True Christianity. I am not looking at Comics to learn about your religion!!
                                              What are you jabbering about, heathen scum!? You come into our Godly forum trying to cram your moon-worshiping cult down our throats, insulting Jesus and spewing all manner of lies and hatefulness. We have presented you with all the evidence any rational man would need to prove that you worship a false God and that your false prophet was a child molester, yet you continually act as if you haven't read a thing. And now you dare call our Holy KJV1611 Bible a comic book!?

                                              I know one camel-lover who is on his way to eternal damnation, and may get banned from this forum as well.
                                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                • Brother Temperance
                                                  Senior Usher
                                                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                  A very nice young man
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 15621
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

                                                  Originally posted by shert View Post
                                                  There is no need to disapprove any of this Crap. Because its crap. To argue/debate about something, this something need to not to be a spider-man Comic like!!

                                                  If you want to debate with me about something, then present your facts with sources and I will be happy to approve or disapprove of it, with sources of course, other than spider-man comic like

                                                  Only idiots would learn about religion from Comics!! Thats why I am here with you guys trying to learn about True Christianity. I am not looking at Comics to learn about your religion!!
                                                  In other words, you know you can't argue with any of the facts in Mr. Chick's Godly tract, so you just try and change the subject by attacking the format within which those facts are presented? Just because the truth is illustrated doesn't make it any less true.
                                                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                    • Lord Lucifer
                                                      Unsaved trash
                                                       
                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                      • 132
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

                                                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                                      In other words, you know you can't argue with any of the facts in Mr. Chick's Godly tract, so you just try and change the subject by attacking the format within which those facts are presented? Just because the truth is illustrated doesn't make it any less true.
                                                      This is true, but people usually question the reliability of something when it is presented in a more simple/childish way.
                                                      I will never surrender to false beliefs!

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                                                        • shert
                                                          Unsaved Trash
                                                           
                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                          • 150
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Mudslime Demoness Turns 110... But Why!?

                                                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                                          In other words, you know you can't argue with any of the facts in Mr. Chick's Godly tract, so you just try and change the subject by attacking the format within which those facts are presented? Just because the truth is illustrated doesn't make it any less true.
                                                          Ok,

                                                          I read the Comics, there were many facts, none were proven, none were presented in a reliable way.

                                                          Khadijah was a spy sent by the Catholics!!

                                                          Noah came from Atlantis!!

                                                          Mosses came from Mars!!

                                                          Above three statements have no values unless presented in a reliable way with sources.
                                                          Of course I can say "Noah came From Atlantic City on a submarine to save land animals from extinction" and my sources would be "MY MAMA SAID SO" or refer to a Comic Book, but that won't be intelligent, would it??

                                                          So, present your facts and present your proofs from a reliable source that we both agree on, I am sure that doesn't include Comic Books!!

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