[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECRET"

I haven't heard much about the Law Of Attraction for a while, yet the idea is still alive: think of how many times the same group of post-Christian rich white women complain that talking about this or that bad thing "normalizes" that bad thing. Think of how many times the mere mention of a bad thing makes them assume that you support that bad thing.

Or how saying this or that "dehumanizes" people or commits "erasure", and they act like your words literally erased someone, or turned them into a newt.

So TRIGGER WARNING: giant meatgrinders, Oprah-squashing rollers, and Scientologist chainsaw-maniacs have now been NORMALIZED!




P.S. bonus prize for the Pope Ratzinger pic, thanks to our visualizing he has been railroaded out of his job. But of course there's no literal trains in Vatican City, you can't have railroads when you refuse to tear down your wall.

[TC Patriot]

Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

I don't have any photo shop stuff but I would like to line them up and fire a Colt 1911 at them and have them visualize that they are wearing a bullet proof vest.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

IT WORKS! IT WORKS! All we had to do was look at your pic, and now PATRICK SWAYZE IS DEAD!

Holy buckets!!!! Let's try THIS!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

I know Patrick Swayze has nothing to do with "The Secret", I'm just sick of him outrunning the HELL TRAIN.

L Sister Thumper

IT WORKS! IT WORKS! All we had to do was look at your pic, and now PATRICK SWAYZE IS DEAD!

[Nobar King]

Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

That resembles the Alien-3 movie, which children should not be allowed to see.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

The following submission was initially rejected due to indecency. (Nipples were visible). Here is the new version, edited for decency:

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

Why do none of us have Photoshop? Is it JesOS incompatable? Oh well, the low quality paint pics just force us to visualize harder.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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I know Patrick Swayze has nothing to do with "The Secret", I'm just sick of him outrunning the HELL TRAIN.

The star of RED DAWN?!?

So far it's a tie between the OpraRoller and the meatgrinder. The Rhonda stoning is great, but just doesn't have enough gore.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

I announce a new contest: BEST VISUALIZATION OF LAW OF ATTRACTION BELIEVERS DIEING HORRIBLE DEATHS AND/OR BURNING IN HELL!

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[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

I know Patrick Swayze has nothing to do with "The Secret", I'm just sick of him outrunning the HELL TRAIN.

L Sister Thumper

[Levi Jones]

Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

With my limited photoshop skills, I came up with Rhonda Byrne (Author of The Secret) and hopefully what's happening will be apparent.

[David Goldman]

Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

5-7-5, Mr. David. Haiku is 5-7-5.

(The real concern, though, is your content.... )

Well, that's why I said "like" haiku. It is actually closer to senryuo (川柳), but not too many people have heard of that.

And yes, it is a little more elegant in the original Japanese, and loses a little something when I translate it into English

Edit:
私の心で、
戦争なしで世界を視覚化してもいい;
憎悪のない世界。

そして私の心で、
その世界を攻撃している私達を視覚化してもいい,
彼らが決してそれを期待しないので。

[Isabella Abbey]

Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

My photoshop skills are poor, so I will try something like a haiku:

I call it, In My Mind


In my mind,
I can visualize a world without war;
a world without hate.

And in my mind,
I can visualize us attacking that world,
because they'd never expect it.

5-7-5, Mr. David. Haiku is 5-7-5.

(The real concern, though, is your content.... )

[David Goldman]

Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

My photoshop skills are poor, so I will try something like a haiku:

I call it, In My Mind


In my mind,
I can visualize a world without war;
a world without hate.

And in my mind,
I can visualize us attacking that world,
because they'd never expect it.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

'tis but a dream...