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  • angels
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    Re: Okay I was wrong.

    Originally posted by Butterfly View Post
    I was naive I really believed I was not worshipping Satan.

    But the kindly people from this site and God himself have shown me the way!

    Dear Butterfly. Well done sweetie.

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  • Butterfly
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    Re: Okay I was wrong.

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    Praise Jesus, that was a close call! However, you did become a Wicced, so it was still all about worshipping the same Satan. Thankfully the Lord seems to be leading you away from that awfulness.

    I was naive I really believed I was not worshipping Satan.

    But the kindly people from this site and God himself have shown me the way!

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Re: Okay I was wrong.

    Originally posted by Butterfly View Post
    No Sister Mary Maria I have not blasphemed the Holy Spirit.

    Surprisingly I escaped becoming Catholic. My grandmother is a Catholic and for a while she almost had me convinced that was the right path. Thank the Lord I was lead away!
    Praise Jesus, that was a close call! However, you did become a Wicced, so it was still all about worshipping the same Satan. Thankfully the Lord seems to be leading you away from that awfulness.

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  • Butterfly
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    Re: Okay I was wrong.

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    Oh, dear Butterfly! Having been a Mary-worshipping, ring-kissing papist nun who committed unspeakable abominations in the convent, I know for a fact that anyone (who hasn't blasphemed the Holy Spirit) can be SAVED and suspect it's possible you may have indeed found Jesus!
    Er, you haven't blasphemed the Holy Spirit, have you?


    No Sister Mary Maria I have not blasphemed the Holy Spirit.

    Surprisingly I escaped becoming Catholic. My grandmother is a Catholic and for a while she almost had me convinced that was the right path. Thank the Lord I was lead away!

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    The big problem with Wally's intepretation is that Jesus is clearly speaking in metaphor. Unlike Genesis, which is an explanation of how the world was created (literal and objective), Jesus is speaking in these verses (metaphorical and subjective). So we, as True Christians(tm) can take the Bible literally, but it doesn't mean we have to disregard metaphors.

    Look at what Jesus is saying, Wally. Beware of false prophets in sheep's clothes. He's saying for us to beware of those false prophets and others who will lead us astray by appearing to us as innocent and harmless, but inside they want to hurt us.

    Everybody speaks in metaphors in one way or another. That's not Scripture twisting by any stretch. That's recognizing what Jesus was really saying. Do you honestly believe your werewolf hypothesis makes more sense than that?

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Re: Okay I was wrong.

    Oh, dear Butterfly! Having been a Mary-worshipping, ring-kissing papist nun who committed unspeakable abominations in the convent, I know for a fact that anyone (who hasn't blasphemed the Holy Spirit) can be SAVED and suspect it's possible you may have indeed found Jesus!
    Er, you haven't blasphemed the Holy Spirit, have you?

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  • Butterfly
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    Re: Okay I was wrong.

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    What happened? Did your pimp boyfriend walk out on you again?

    My husband is not a pimp lol. He has never walked out on me.

    I just realised how fatally wrong I was to judge so quickly. Especially after such a blunt message flew over my head.

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  • Dr. Warren Wierdsbe
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    Originally posted by Wally's World View Post
    I fail to see your point, Mr. Goldman. If you read the text, literally, and without twisting it, you can see the Bible is very specific about those things. After all, how could a false prophet be a wolf? Wolves can't speak, let alone prophesize. Jesus is talking about werewolves. Now, I know many people scoff at the existence of werewolves but I believe they exist because the Bible tells me.

    Or are you one of those jaded atheists who laugh at the existence of unicorns because the Bible speaks of those as well? No, Mr. Goldman, if anyone is a troll it's you. You constantly twist Scripture around and add your own assumptions and personal ideas of what you think it means. I also think your Christian beliefs are questionable because you are happy to take Genesis literally and at face value, but the second Jesus mentions werewolves you want to ignore it.

    You sir, are a Salad Bar Christian.
    Sir, I suggest you get your own house in order before you start claiming that a True Christian(TM) like David Goldman twists the Scriptures. We all take it at face value, and I am disgusted with the way you take it so lightly to make jokes about werewolves and the like. Surely you've heard the phrase "wolves in sheeps' clothing" somewhere before, perhaps on the Looney Toons cartoon with the sheep dog and wolf who are good friends until they clock in and then the sheep dog always wins?

    Perhaps you aren't a "troll" here on the interwebs. Perhaps you are what is called a "puppet sock." Either way I don't appreciate your flippant approach to God's Word. This stuff is deadly serious, which I hope you find out in this life instead of the next.

    In Christ
    Warren

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Okay I was wrong.

    Originally posted by LivebyFaith View Post
    Last I checked neither you, nor anyone on this forum has the authority to banish me to an eternity in hell? God will be my only judge, thank you very much...
    No, that is true but...... A few of the members here are able to put a word in and get you a FastPass if need be.
    Just something to think about.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by David Goldman View Post
    Hey Wally, have you checked out the "Spacehip Jesus" website? I think that's going to be the place that you'll fit in best. Besides werewolves and siamese twins, they have Ghost Shark and Bigfoot and replicants and shapeshifters. It is run by Mad Prophet Helmholtz, and based on your intro thread you guys are 2 peas in a pod (maybe even an alien pod ).

    Chip is over there as well, and like you, he has a "unique and special" way of reading and understanding the Bible. Maybe you guys can work on a 12-21-12 interpretation from hidden scripture
    Do not forget that fellow 'Sledge Riprock', he is there too. I wonder if Bessemer ministers to those guys?

    Originally posted by LivebyFaith View Post
    I'm very sorry Brother Goldman, but I have seen some scripture twisting myself and think Wally and SA Child of God has a point... but then, I am still unsaved trash, so what do I know, right?
    Many a deranged person makes sense, just like a broken clock is right twice a day.
    Think about the source of a comment before you decide. Mr. Goldman is a Bible Scholar. His words are not to be taken lightly. Unless you think a person called 'Wally World' is more credible.

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  • David Goldman
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    Re: Okay I was wrong.

    Originally posted by LivebyFaith View Post
    I'm very sorry Brother Goldman, but I have seen some scripture twisting myself and think Wally and SA Child of God has a point... but then, I am still unsaved trash, so what do I know, right?
    For sure -- those two are twisting scripture and pulling it out of context like it is a taffy pull contest. That's why you have to check things like that with a True Christian (tm). Some of the people here really bad off mentally, and they think that they are getting "special and exclusive" messages fron God. They are kind of funny at first, but then they get old fast. If you see something strange, then ask a True Christian (tm) for clarification. That's what we are here for

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  • LivebyFaith
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    Re: Okay I was wrong.

    Originally posted by Robert Hutchins View Post
    Now now, don't be sarcastic. The Unsaved Trash label is until you can prove yourself.

    The fact of the matter is that we don't twist scripture. When the Bible speaks of the wolf in sheeps' clothing, it's an analogy, not something we interpret. Please refrain from siding with those who blatantly insult your host, it's a quick way to earn eternity in hellfire.
    Last I checked neither you, nor anyone on this forum has the authority to banish me to an eternity in hell? God will be my only judge, thank you very much...

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  • Robert Hutchins
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    Re: Okay I was wrong.

    Originally posted by LivebyFaith View Post
    I'm very sorry Brother Goldman, but I have seen some scripture twisting myself and think Wally and SA Child of God has a point... but then, I am still unsaved trash, so what do I know, right?
    Now now, don't be sarcastic. The Unsaved Trash label is until you can prove yourself.

    The fact of the matter is that we don't twist scripture. When the Bible speaks of the wolf in sheeps' clothing, it's an analogy, not something we interpret. Please refrain from siding with those who blatantly insult your host, it's a quick way to earn eternity in hellfire.

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  • LivebyFaith
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    Re: Okay I was wrong.

    Originally posted by David Goldman View Post
    Hey Wally, have you checked out the "Spacehip Jesus" website? I think that's going to be the place that you'll fit in best. Besides werewolves and siamese twins, they have Ghost Shark and Bigfoot and replicants and shapeshifters. It is run by Mad Prophet Helmholtz, and based on your intro thread you guys are 2 peas in a pod (maybe even an alien pod ).

    Chip is over there as well, and like you, he has a "unique and special" way of reading and understanding the Bible. Maybe you guys can work on a 12-21-12 interpretation from hidden scripture
    I'm very sorry Brother Goldman, but I have seen some scripture twisting myself and think Wally and SA Child of God has a point... but then, I am still unsaved trash, so what do I know, right?

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  • David Goldman
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    Re: Okay I was wrong.

    Originally posted by Wally's World View Post
    Glad to see a real True Christian on these boards! All I see here is a bunch of Scripture-twisting using to justify hate, racism, sexism, and evilness.
    Hey Wally, have you checked out the "Spacehip Jesus" website? I think that's going to be the place that you'll fit in best. Besides werewolves and siamese twins, they have Ghost Shark and Bigfoot and replicants and shapeshifters. It is run by Mad Prophet Helmholtz, and based on your intro thread you guys are 2 peas in a pod (maybe even an alien pod ).

    Chip is over there as well, and like you, he has a "unique and special" way of reading and understanding the Bible. Maybe you guys can work on a 12-21-12 interpretation from hidden scripture

    Leave a comment:

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