[Poison__x]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Although I truly wish I was a vampire / could be a vampire, I fully realize that I'm not one, and I don't know of anyone who thinks they actually are vampires. Although it's a tad weird to think you're a vampire when you're obviously mortal, it's still nothing to prosecute people over.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Although I truly wish I was a vampire / could be a vampire

You want to be a corpse that walks around sucking blood??
SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Although I truly wish I was a vampire / could be a vampire, I fully realize that I'm not one, and I don't know of anyone who thinks they actually are vampires. Although it's a tad weird to think you're a vampire when you're obviously mortal, it's still nothing to prosecute people over.

I am willing to help you find your dream. I will get you halfway to being a vampire; right to the dead part.

[roserougesang]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Stop threatening to kill Poison_x.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Stop threatening to kill Poison_x.

That's rich.....try to do a fellow (or whatever) a favor, and YOU chime in. why don't you come to the party and we'll show you how much fun electrodes are.

[roserougesang]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Electrodes, huh? Attached where may I ask?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Electrodes, huh? Attached where may I ask?

To a battery.

[Poison__x]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

That's rich.....try to do a fellow (or whatever) a favor, and YOU chime in. why don't you come to the party and we'll show you how much fun electrodes are.

I don't want to die x-x

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

I don't want to die x-x

Well if you don't want to die x-x, then why are you a God-hating fag x-x?

Stop playing with other men's tallywackers and accept Jesus. Eternal life up in Heaven is a pretty good deal!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Although I truly wish I was a vampire / could be a vampire...

Friend, no matter how much you suck bodily fluids from strangers, it won't turn you into a vampire. Now stop messing around with this implausible, made-up morbid crap and allow Jesus' sweet blood to wash you clean of your sins so you can live forever with Him!

[gothbloodvamp]

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Is this forum for real? The remarks from the chrisitians on this thread are so nasty it's difficult to believe that any christian could utter such cruelty.

This doesn't even seem like a genuinely christian website or forum; somehow, it seems almost bogus, or perhaps it's meant to be a spoof.

If this really is a forum for an actual church, and not a spoof, then the hypocricy of so many christians is very apparent in this thread. I have never read so many unkind, mean-spirited insults from so-called "christians".

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

Is this forum for real? The remarks from the chrisitians on this thread are so nasty it's difficult to believe that any christian could utter such cruelty.

This doesn't even seem like a genuinely christian website or forum; somehow, it seems almost bogus, or perhaps it's meant to be a spoof.

If this really is a forum for an actual church, and not a spoof, then the hypocricy of so many christians is very apparent in this thread. I have never read so many unkind, mean-spirited insults from so-called "christians".

And I suppose you want us to believe that you suck blood out of people?

If we have deviated from God's Holy Word in any way, I'd appreciate it if you would point it out. Quote the scripture and explain our error.

If you expect us to just blindly accept the word of a teenaged queer who likes to pretend it's halloween every day of the year, then I think we'll pass.

Take a look at THIS thread before you decide to start throwing a hissyfit.

We are True Christians™ who follow God's LITERAL truth. You are here to persecute us on behalf of your dark master, satan. It won't work.

[gothbloodvamp]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

In fact, "gentle pastor", as a lady who is a sanguinarian vamp, I have indeed drunk human blood. I have had donors, willing participants in the scene, known in the vampire community as "black swans", although donors are difficult to come by. It's not easy finding someone who is willing to donate. My current boyfriend is vanilla, and I totally respect that. Although drinking blood does not necessarily make one a vampire (in fact, a lot of blood drinkers are blood fetishists), with me, this happens to be the case.

And no, I don't think I'm immortal! People who say that are the role-players (RPG-ers); while I hate being out in the sun (dizzyness, nausea, a family history of skin cancer), it won't destroy me, either! That's bogus role-playing stuff! Someone who is truly vampiric (like me) is lacking energy in some way. For some of us, the answer is drinking human blood. Others are psi vamps, meaning they need to obtain others' energy via psychic means.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

In fact, "gentle pastor", as a lady who is a sanguinarian vamp, I have indeed drunk human blood. I have had donors, willing participants in the scene, known in the vampire community as "black swans", although donors are difficult to come by. It's not easy finding someone who is willing to donate. My current boyfriend is vanilla, and I totally respect that. Although drinking blood does not necessarily make one a vampire (in fact, a lot of blood drinkers are blood fetishists), with me, this happens to be the case.

And no, I don't think I'm immortal! People who say that are the role-players (RPG-ers); while I hate being out in the sun (dizzyness, nausea, a family history of skin cancer), it won't destroy me, either! That's bogus role-playing stuff! Someone who is truly vampiric (like me) is lacking energy in some way. For some of us, the answer is drinking human blood. Others are psi vamps, meaning they need to obtain others' energy via psychic means.

Now who's spoofing who? You expect us to believe that?

How old are you, girl? I'm guessing 15.

[gothbloodvamp]

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By the way,"gentle pastor", I just read on your profile you "collect spanking rods and other disciplinary objects". Here it seems you and I actually have something in common. I am a participant in BDSM. Sexy! Check out this website: [porno deleted]. It's an excellent resource for those in the BDSM community.