[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

Nary a one - sorry to destroy your fantasies.

That would mean you have taken several as the children of satan always lie, very much like your father himself.

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

Tell us about the copious amounts of Christian babies you've eaten too heathen. How many have you taken now? 20, 30?

God Bless,

Warrior in Christ

Nary a one - sorry to destroy your fantasies.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

The butterfly is my totem. The Bad Ass does not refer to anatomy or to the size thereof - it refers to attitude. Although I am physically small, I have a strong self-esteem that makes me powerful. And I eat quite healthy - thank you for your concern. Mostly organically grown vegetables from my garden, seasoned with organically grown herbs (also from my garden), and free range meat about twice a week.

Tell us about the copious amounts of Christian babies you've eaten too heathen. How many have you taken now? 20, 30?

God Bless,

Warrior in Christ

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

Hmmm.... could it be your garlic breath keeping them at bay? Garlic is very good for you!

I doubt that it's garlic breath - I floss and brush my teeth and gargle after meals.

And what is this "BadAssButterfly" name all about then? I know that the word "ass" is American for (God forgive me) "arse", and to my mind a "bad" backside is an enormous one ... my dear BigArseButterfly, I will be praying that you begin whipping that gigantic rear of yours into shape, and make friends with healthful foods; it should be easy enough, seeing as you've already made a cracking start with the garlic.

The butterfly is my totem. The Bad Ass does not refer to anatomy or to the size thereof - it refers to attitude. Although I am physically small, I have a strong self-esteem that makes me powerful. And I eat quite healthy - thank you for your concern. Mostly organically grown vegetables from my garden, seasoned with organically grown herbs (also from my garden), and free range meat about twice a week.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

I don't wear a cross around my neck and I've neever been attacked by a vampire either. So I guess a cross isn't necessary to protect oneself.

Hmmm.... could it be your garlic breath keeping them at bay? Garlic is very good for you!

And what is this "BadAssButterfly" name all about then? I know that the word "ass" is American for (God forgive me) "arse", and to my mind a "bad" backside is an enormous one ... my dear BigArseButterfly, I will be praying that you begin whipping that gigantic rear of yours into shape, and make friends with healthful foods; it should be easy enough, seeing as you've already made a cracking start with the garlic.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

You should be GRATEFUL that Jesus haven't let some vampires kill you already.
Instead, you mock Him for it.. Very smart.

Testing her luck like that will land her a very gruesome death indeed.

God Bless,

Warrior in Christ

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

I don't wear a cross around my neck and I've neever been attacked by a vampire either. So I guess a cross isn't necessary to protect oneself.

You should be GRATEFUL that Jesus haven't let some vampires kill you already.
Instead, you mock Him for it.. Very smart.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

Just as sexy as my emo bf...mmmmhh! hes so hot!

Yes, he'll be mighty hot when he's burning in eternal Hellfire!

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

Check out Laurel K Hamilton's vampire novels - they're pure pulp, but SO much fun!

Heathen! Stop the spread of this satanic nonsense... vampires are vile creatures and should not be seen as sexy. To think such a thing is disgusting and blasphemous.

God Bless,

Warrior in Christ

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

I too wear a Cross around my neck. I've never been attacked by a vampcokehead, I think they know not to mess with True Christians™ because behind every True Christian™ is Jesus and all of Jesus's love.

I don't wear a cross around my neck and I've neever been attacked by a vampire either. So I guess a cross isn't necessary to protect oneself.

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

But they are sexy.

Check out Laurel K Hamilton's vampire novels - they're pure pulp, but SO much fun!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

Vampires: Not Satanic, Just Insane Murderers

Just as sexy as my emo bf...mmmmhh! hes so hot!

I'll keep my thoughts to myself on that one. Each to their own.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

But they are sexy.

Just as sexy as my emo bf...mmmmhh! hes so hot!

Both of these posts sicken Jesus and are not going to win friends here on God's favorite forum. We are not the least bit interested in your inane babblings about your limp-wristed lovers.

This thread is designated for discussions about false religions and cults, not your perverted fantasies. Get with the program or out you go.

[vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

Just as sexy as my emo bf...mmmmhh! hes so hot!

[vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

But they are sexy.