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    Adventures in Diversity: An Introduction To The Jewish People

    I'm a firm believer in life-long education. If there's one thing I hate, it's ignorance. You can never know too much. With this in mind, I present a wonderful resource to you, so we can all learn together about the oft-misunderstood beliefs and practices of the Jewish people. Yes, friends, I'd like you all to put your hands together and give a big Christian welcome to Billy the Heretic and his adventures in diversity!

    Did you know:
    That Jews cause the gays?


    Did you know:
    That negro rioting and vandalism are actually the result of Jewish-owned window companies?

    Did you know:
    That Jews pay for normal white folk to have abortions?

    Did you know:
    That Jews are unable to do DIY?

    Did you know:
    That Jews boil crucifixes in poop on their front lawns?


    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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    Re: Adventures in Diversity: An Introduction To The Jewish People

    Yes, they can be clever. Like monkeys, I suppose.

    Remember how it was Proven® on our very own board that hebes sunk the Titanic? My Blood ran cold when I saw the picture of the menorah atop the iceberg

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      Re: Adventures in Diversity: An Introduction To The Jewish People

      The fact that this isn't in every newspaper instead of the communist Dilbert shows just how liberal the media is. For shame!
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        Re: Adventures in Diversity: An Introduction To The Jewish People

        I prefer the works of Wyatt Mann myself. Your mileage may vary.
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        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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