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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #1

    A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

    Brothers and Sisters of Landover,

    We have known for some time about a site full of demonic satan worshipers, alien cultists and conspiracy theorists called www.godlikeproductions.com for a long time now.

    Its very name is blasphemous. The implication being that if you eat of their evil fruits, that you will become god like.

    Genesis 3:5
    For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

    Matthew 7: 15-16 reminds us to
    Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
    Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?


    We have kept our discussions about this site contained to prayer meetings and private correspondences. We have even gone there in an attempt to bring the True Word of God to the satanic demon possessed inhabitants of god like productions.

    I have seen you there, Brothers and Sisters. I have seen the way you give reproof, correction and instruction in righteousness to the unwashed masses of godlikeproductions.

    Unfortunately, our prayers and instruction have been woefully inadequate to the level of demonic activity over there and a change in strategy is necessary.

    We are asking all members of Landover Baptist Church to join together in praying that the posters at www.godlikeproductions.com will have their demons driven from them.

    I urge our True Christian Brethren to come home to Landover. Only massive Prayer Cover from the Saints can open their hearts to the love of Jesus now.

    There are many of you who preach there who don't even know what your true calling is. For those of you, I would encourage you to join our community where you will find like minded individuals to share the Word with.

    YIC,

    Levi Jones
    Attached Files
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
  • Father Maurice Lester
    Ring-kissing Papist dog
    • Sep 2006
    • 3366

    #2
    Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    Only massive Prayer Cover from the Saints can open their hearts to the love of Jesus now.

    What Saints do you refer to? I presume you mean all of the Saints beatified by the Holy Roman Church as I know of no Saints or beatification process attributable to the Baptist cult.


    I do think praying to any number of the Saints is a good idea though and I might suggest starting with St. Patrick (The guy could drive the snakes out of Ireland) maybe St. Anthony (Affectionately known as the patron Saint of football in Italy) or perhaps St Augustine... who better when it comes to Divine grace than he! Heck, even the reformists are big on St. Augustine.


    Oh... and btw... Dale Earnhardt is not now and will never be a Saint... so forget that okay?



    Bless you, my secret Catholic in wanting,
    Father Mo




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    A Cardinal in the making.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

      On the contrary "father," The Holy KJV Bible does in fact mention saints. Real ones, not statuary to bow in front of.

      Philemon 1:7 For we have great joy and consolation in thy love, because the bowels of the saints are refreshed by thee, brother.

      Revelation 13:7 And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.
      Go parade your blasphemy elsewhere, papist.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #4
        Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

        Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
        What Saints do you refer to? I presume you mean all of the Saints beatified by the Holy Roman Church as I know of no Saints or beatification process attributable to the Baptist cult.
        .
        The saints that are upon the Earth whom will judge the Earth upon the sound of the trump. We Godly True Christians™.

        1 Corinthians 6:1-2
        Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints? Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?


        Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
        Oh... and btw... Dale Earnhardt is not now and will never be a Saint... so forget that okay?.
        Why did you have to bring Dale into this?

        Can we please get back to being offended by godlike productions conspiracy forums now?
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        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Father Maurice Lester
          Ring-kissing Papist dog
          • Sep 2006
          • 3366

          #5
          Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

          So you are big on what would have been Jewish Saints?

          You realise the Old Testament predates Jesus and Christianity as we know it right?




          Bless you, my chronologically challenged cro-magnon,
          Father Mo




          A Cardinal in the making.

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #6
            Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

            Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
            So you are big on what would have been Jewish Saints?

            You realise the Old Testament predates Jesus and Christianity as we know it right?
            Mr. Lester,

            I know you mary worshipers have a strange book you call the Bible, but in every translation I have ever seen of the Book, 1 and 2 Corinthians are in the New Testament.

            In fact, I seriously doubt there were any Christ killers residing in Corinth around the time Paul wrote it.

            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Father Maurice Lester
              Ring-kissing Papist dog
              • Sep 2006
              • 3366

              #7
              Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              Mr. Lester,

              I know you mary worshipers have a strange book you call the Bible, but in every translation I have ever seen of the Book, 1 and 2 Corinthians are in the New Testament.

              In fact, I seriously doubt there were any Christ killers residing in Corinth around the time Paul wrote it.

              Indeed... I was responding to your "Pastor Zeke"... but thanks for that lesson my good man.

              Now... it is never too late for you to give up this crazy Baptwit nonsense and join the one true Church of Jesus... think about it.

              You have obviously read the Bible (more or less... the KJV is only sort of The Bible) and you love Jesus so why waste your time with these two-bit hustlers who couldn't build a decent Cathedral if their toothless wives live's depended on it?

              Take some time and think about it.


              The Church of Rome has been at the forefront of Christianity for two thousand years of near flawless devotion to His word... why saddle up with some johnny-come-lately minimum wage earners who are too busy running paypal scams to actually dedicate their lives to Jesus?



              Bless you, my soon to be converted hayseed,
              Father Mo




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              A Cardinal in the making.

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #8
                Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

                Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                Indeed... I was responding to your "Pastor Zeke"... but thanks for that lesson my good man.
                .
                No problem, my barely tolerated papist.

                Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                Now... it is never too late for you to give up this crazy Baptwit nonsense and join the one true Church of Jesus... think about it.

                You have obviously read the Bible (more or less... the KJV is only sort of The Bible) and you love Jesus so why waste your time with these two-bit hustlers who couldn't build a decent Cathedral if their toothless wives live's depended on it?

                Take some time and think about it.
                .
                Okay, let me think abou NO!

                Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                The Church of Rome has been at the forefront of Christianity for two thousand years of near flawless devotion to His word... why saddle up with some johnny-come-lately minimum wage earners who are too busy running paypal scams to actually dedicate their lives to Jesus?

                .

                Bless you, my monk straight out of a cautionary tale from Chaucer.

                Levi Jones
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

                  Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                  So you are big on what would have been Jewish Saints?

                  You realise the Old Testament predates Jesus and Christianity as we know it right?
                  Revelation 13:7 And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.
                  I knew that the papist bastardization of God's Holy Word was almost completely garbled, but I had no idea that you demons had stuck the Book of Revelation in the Old Testament. Have you no shame?

                  Enjoy hell, ring kisser.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • birdstheword
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 3

                    #10
                    Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

                    Hey you know whats funny sh** bitz and taterz? That king james himself was into the occult, aint that some funny sh**z?
                    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 10-04-2009, 10:29 AM. Reason: profanities edited

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

                      Originally posted by birdstheword View Post
                      Hey you know whats funny sh** bitz and taterz? That king james himself was into the occult, aint that some funny sh**z?
                      Hey! You know what's even funnier? Some unsaved punk kid waltzing into God's favorite forum and presuming to tell us about King James! That is a real knee-slapper!

                      If you were a Christian, then you would know that God uses us all as HE sees fit. Some people say that King James was a sodomite. You know what? We don't care! We only care what Jesus says.

                      Now please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • JennyD
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Sweet Placid Sister
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567

                        #12
                        Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

                        Originally posted by birdstheword View Post
                        Hey you know whats funny sh** bitz and taterz? That king james himself was into the occult, aint that some funny sh**z?
                        Dear Retard:

                        Please share your evidence for this bizarre and nearly-incomprehensible assertion. In English, please, not "Jive" or "Niglish" or "Evilbonics" or whatever the homeless people are calling that jibber-jabber these days.

                        Thank you.
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                        • kundalinirise
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 7

                          #13
                          Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

                          Isn't Christianity the cult? I mean you guys support war, you repress natural sexual energy without properly controlling and expelling it, you hate people, you call names, you call yourself better than others, and then tell others they're going to hell, your priest rape little boys (sorry, not my fault), you rely on a book that's been written and re-written to change the meaning time and time again, you deny fact and science while adhering to general hearsay or opinion, you don't believe in anything larger than you, you believe in what you do out of fear of pain and suffering or dying alone, you believe in heaven when every religion says something different, you don't love others unconditionally, Jesus said not to be involved in the physical world, and you are the most physical of them all. You do realize Jesus said there would be a time when people would come and twist his words into complete crap and that any follower of that would be obviously mistaken and sorely dissapointed upon the realization of what life after death really is. I mean c'mon. Don't you guys read? We all know that you create the reality you experience, that after death it's up to your mind and how you lived to continue your values in a non-embodied state. Why would there be something like a physical state after death? A place everyone goes to the same? Two places? Hell and Heaven? Doesn't that ring of duality? You know positive and negative. Isn't duality the very core of experience and physicality on earth? Isn't there only hate because there's love, only the understanding of peace because there was once suffering? So why would this continue in the after life? Wouldn't energy and experience turn into something larger? Something different? Something ... godlike? You do realize this is the transcendence of all matter, all emotion, and all physical representation of life, towards the higher purpose and meaning? You do realize you're in a physical universe with no limit, that there are countless other beings around you, and that some of them are literally tricking you into sacrificing yourself to be their dinner because you're not choosing to see the bigger picture. The truth is, aliens wrote your bible, after they got their hands on it, changed to make you love life and physicality, to not be like Jesus and nurture and care anyone and everyone no matter how ill they were, to like war and money, to continue to hate and build greed and ultimately create a hell on earth. You do know there is no such thing as hell, unless it is because you do not know how to exist in the after life, where this is no body holding your thoughts down and you experience anything you imagine. So if you dream of angels and clouds you will experience that. If you think you're a sinner, you'll burn for a while. But ultimately the light of the ascended one's will reach you in your darkness and illuminate your pathway out of the hell you've created for yourself. After death you are the only judge. How could a god judge you? His creation? Unless he is the creation, how would he know what it's like. He knows both? Both omnipotent life as well as an individual point of view? Do you realize that makes no sense, and it's more likely that God is simply God and all things in existence, while we are a way for God to experience the universe, subjectively through a veil of forgetfulness so that he may truly see if he will choose the light or the dark. After all, what kind of life experience would it be, if you remembered that you created the universe, and nothing is but a dream or a test. We are god. This is the truth, it is the ancient truth, it is the truth of Jesus who is with us now. You do not serve him with your ignorant, hateful messages, you are blind leading the blind, you choose physical places of communion instead of realizing the only temple was your emotional and mental energy existing in a pillar of electrical light within your body and spine. You are denying this energy and what it portrays. This means you are not in connection with your true emotions, or your inner voice. When you pray next time. Ask God to show you the truth, even if you don't know it yet. Ask God, the God that is entirely a Loving and All Knowing Being that Existed Before and After anything else in the Creation, to show you the path that includes more information and more light in order to unfold your true potential to heal, spread love, and understand those around you. If you are serious when you do this. You will never return to this forum, but to try to help those who are lost. Yes. We love you guys too.


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                          • kundalinirise
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 7

                            #14
                            Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

                            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                            Dear Retard:

                            Please share your evidence for this bizarre and nearly-incomprehensible assertion. In English, please, not "Jive" or "Niglish" or "Evilbonics" or whatever the homeless people are calling that jibber-jabber these days.

                            Thank you.
                            You just called someone name a used racism comments.

                            And you didn't intellectually reply to their comment.

                            You insulted their character and class.

                            You are literally the kind of insanity they describe in college.

                            What happened to love, kindness, intelligence, and understanding?

                            That went out the window with your ability to feel empathy, huh?

                            You know what that means.....you have a looooong time before you'll ever be able to exist around Jesus Christ.

                            I mean think about it. If he was truly who he was, then he was the most empathetic person on the planet. While everyone was apes, he felt the pain of a dying orphan that no one cared for.

                            He healed the sick of mind and body people who didn't care for or weren't cared for by anyone else.

                            Someone said something stupid and you literally cursed them.

                            You are going to hell.

                            If there was one.

                            XD

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                            • kundalinirise
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 7

                              #15
                              Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              We only care what Jesus says.
                              You only know take information from Tainted sources.

                              Put it this way.

                              Have you ever received information directly from the source?

                              Have you talked to God or Christ?

                              I mean literally been in their presence, the room's glowing tears of love are streaming down your face and you can't remember anything the but being emanating love directly within you.

                              Or do you just read books?

                              If you do. You're literally the people you hate. You're literally a person who says they know the truth, but is lying. You are trashing Christs words, and you are making it harder for him to take you back.

                              There is no collection of groups or thoughts on this planet that is not tainted.

                              To believe otherwise is to be fooled by the devil and ultimately ruin any chances you have of leaving this jail.

                              You don't think you're in a jail?

                              Go ahead, try to be free. Try to do something because you want to, not because something or someone is telling you to.

                              Go ahead, throw out your money and clothes and walk the earth like Jesus.

                              Go ahead walk down the road believing God will guide you and give you perfectly timed windows of opportunity that require nothing but faith and the will to heal this planet.

                              You will get two feet. Start crying and turn around and run to your bible.

                              That is because your bible isn't knowledge that brings to into understanding, it's a brainwashing device that traps you into believe things that are no true.

                              Believe things that happened thousands of years ago, and have been recorded in a book that has been re-written many times and has passed directly into the hands of those demons who run this evil place.

                              I bet you believe your government cares about you too? Your government is Christian and they kill and maim Christ everyday.

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