Salvation Army

[Lola Handcock]

How come the salvation people have a army and we don't?
Maybe we should start the Baptist Army.Boy now that would be a army full of good christian soldiers.We could fight the Devil,homers and other people that ain't Christians like Mormons,Joos and mooslims I bet we could even whip the tar out of the salvation people .They aren't Christians are they?
We could make all them what ain't believers in Jesus live in a POW camp till they change their minds and repent and pray to Jesus that he would forgive them fer there evil ways .

Yes sir all our good men folk could be Soldiers and us women folk could be backen them up and a caring for the wounded but only ours,I aint going to take care of no joo nor mooslim.

[HTannor]

Re: Salvation Army

How come the salvation people have a army and we don't?

Ah, but we do, Sister Lola.

If you do a search for "Soldiers for Christ" you'll find many references to battalions of little soldiers being turned out literally on a daily basis by the mothers of the LBC. This has been going on for years.

As each new wave of young ones grow into full fledged manhood, they'll be taken to the warehouse district of Freehold and be uniformed and equipped by the stores of goods we have waiting for them.

Many of those who post here on a regular basis are, in fact, drill sergeants waiting to turn these young men into warriors so that they can join those already on the front lines in the fight against the Godless rabble out there.

Be comforted by this Sister Lola. You can sleep easy at night knowing our army is there to protect you.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Salvation Army

Praise Jesus ,I should have guessed the LBC was way ahead of me .I will sleep much better knowing that I am in such capable hands