[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Re: What's worse? Atheists or Mooslims?

it's Muslim with a capital M

Whooooo.
Somebody grab that boy and send him back thru the Landover metal detectors !!!.
I smell a Geehhawdist!
David D. >>> sit yo arse down on the bench over there and take your shoes off.
Stay perfectly still till security gits here. Keep your hands where we can see's them.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: What's worse? Atheists or Mooslims?

At least, the atheists aren't trying to destroy our civilization.

What? Of course they are!

They just aren't doing it with suicide bombs.

They're tring to pervert the constiutution and the will of the founding fathers to turn America into a secular Hellhole where Christians aren't allowed!

At least the mooslims admit they're our enemies. Atheists don't even have the honor and truthfulnessm of a raghead, what does that telkl you?

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Re: What's worse? Atheists or Mooslims?

Now , my sermonous dissertation:
Perhaps the gist of the OPs' question may be found by asking “Who does the Devil love more? Atheist or Mooslims?"

My take on atheist:

Now, there are two types of atheist favored by Satan. The first is an Amero-Euro twit atheist. They are pansiefied pussies.
At their churches', they attend wine & cheese tastings, talk about buying homo-art, and believe in nothin' but themselves. Satan likes that, so he gave them Apple computers to play with on the internets'; electric cars to get smug with; and organic foods to blow all their money on.

They are mostly dull heathen slackers who babble about 'reason' to much.
The largest atheist church call themselves Trekkies and their leader is a scientific-spazzed-up-crippled guy who squawks into a tube ~ named Richard Hawkings.
Since he cant' get laid from a wheelchair, he thinks about math and the universe a lot.
The Amero-Euro atheist are emo's who don't care about anything important, and thus they have no answers to life's mysteries>>> and like joows, they wont' get ANY presents at Christmas time.
Most are nihilistic dip sh*ts with nine-toed girlfriends.

These atheist will be sent to a corner of Hell next to the gay sinners. That's where they hang out here on earth, so the punishment will be just.
Their corner of the Devils' playground will be decorated pretty good, (because of the gays next door) but will smell like a Mexican zoo for all eternity.

They will get ass-raped nightly in Hell by Bigfoot because they didn't believe in him either.

The other type of atheist that the Devil really loves are Chinese Commie-Atheist. The Devil gave the commie chinks the Olympics and most of Walmart.
I think the Devil likes the Commies a lot more than the Amero-Euro twit atheist and we need to maybe nuke them before they get us first. Oh, and the commie chink kids are really good a math, just like the other atheist.

Blessing and wishing prosperity to all at LBC;
Rev. Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna, Too (she is out renting a DVD, for her motel room)

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: What's worse? Atheists or Mooslims?

What? Of course they are!


At least the mooslims admit they're our enemies.

I believe they call Christians dhimmis (people of the Book who will still go to Heaven) they have to be taxed in this life and will be servants in the next life.

I suppose it wouldn't be that bad, on the off chance they are right. I'm going to go ahead and hedge my bets to agree with you.

Atheists don't even have the honor and truthfulnessm of a raghead, what does that telkl you?

It tells me they have the most to lose, believing in nothing.

It also tells me that you are more comfortable with radical Moslems than atheists. I really have to admire your preference for your fellow monotheists.

Yours in Christ's peace,

Sam

[Edward T Ead]

Re: What's worse? Atheists or Mooslims?

quote]Though being laughed at isn't as bad as being blown up, like the terrorists might do. They've been nice so far, giving our kids hand me down clothing, mowing our lawn, and paying the utility company to get our electricity reconnected last month. But that could all change at any time. What if they see me buying a slab of bacon at the grocery store? Will they send little Ahmed over with a suicide vest?

you are an ungrateful shite aint u,they dint have to do anything for and all u do is bitch on here,get a bloody job u bum

[Brother Enoch]

Re: What's worse? Atheists or Mooslims?

quote]Though being laughed at isn't as bad as being blown up, like the terrorists might do. They've been nice so far, giving our kids hand me down clothing, mowing our lawn, and paying the utility company to get our electricity reconnected last month. But that could all change at any time. What if they see me buying a slab of bacon at the grocery store? Will they send little Ahmed over with a suicide vest?

you are an ungrateful shite aint u,they dint have to do anything for and all u do is bitch on here,get a bloody job u bum

English please. I don't speak Paky.

[Jeremiah Abernathy]

Re: What's worse? Atheists or Mooslims?

I'd have to say Athiests, by a small margin. At least they don't explode before they die.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: What's worse? Atheists or Mooslims?

I'd have to say Athiests, by a small margin. At least they don't explode before they die.

Well, not externally. Most of them, however, do blow up internally, the result of massive coronaries brought on by their lives of sinful debauchery and mindless hedonism.

[Aristotle]

Mooslims are Atheists!

I live in an unholy place surrounded by heathens of various sorts.

On one side of my house there is a family of terrorists who used to live in Packystan, 12 of them. On the other side, atheists. Just three, they don't usually have more than one child since they're so focused on themselves and worldly pleasures.

I can't decide who God hates more. I mean, the muslimps at least believe in God, though they have no actual idea what God is all about. But the atheists completely deny God and laugh at Christians and spit in Jesus' face.

Though being laughed at isn't as bad as being blown up, like the terrorists might do. They've been nice so far, giving our kids hand me down clothing, mowing our lawn, and paying the utility company to get our electricity reconnected last month. But that could all change at any time. What if they see me buying a slab of bacon at the grocery store? Will they send little Ahmed over with a suicide vest?

But at the same time, the atheists have lodged a complaint with the school board because free Bibles are handed out to all the students each year. Plus they don't want the national anthem sung anymore in my children's school because it mentions God!

Is it possible that atheists are worse than mooslim terrorists? I need some guidance here.

Those Mooslims are Atheists! They claim to believe in this false god, Ali, Ali Oxen free, who promises them sexy women in paradise for killing Christians but they reject Jesus. Why, have you heard what they do in their pilgrimage to Mecca? They practice throwing stones at this here pillar so they will know how to throw bombs at Christians.

[Phase2]

Re: What's worse? Atheists or Mooslims?

I think any god would hate those who are judgemental and prejudiced against entire groups. That's what a nice god would be down with. A god who wanted anything else isn't worth following, IMO.

[Phase2]

Re: What's worse? Atheists or Mooslims?

Well, not externally. Most of them, however, do blow up internally, the result of massive coronaries brought on by their lives of sinful debauchery and mindless hedonism.

What about the great number of atheists who do charitable work and help cure disease? There are plenty who do more good in the world than your average Christian. Their good deeds are forgotten just because they don't share the same view as you regarding the creation of life?

What have you or others contributed to the world?

Remember - they are doing it because it's the right thing to do, not because they want a reward or are scared into doing it. It's a far more noble endeavour than just shouting about how saintly you are for sitting on your backside.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: What's worse? Atheists or Mooslims?

I think any god would hate those who are judgemental and prejudiced against entire groups. That's what a nice god would be down with. A god who wanted anything else isn't worth following, IMO.

Well, your opinion doesn't mean much, does it?

Here's what God said about being 'prejudiced' against some groups:

Genesis 9:25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
Genesis 9:26 And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

Genesis 34:1 And Dinah the daughter of Leah, which she bare unto Jacob, went out to see the daughters of the land.
Genesis 34:2 And when Shechem the son of Hamor the Hivite, prince of the country, saw her, he took her, and lay with her, and defiled her.

Numbers 25:6 And, behold, one of the children of Israel came and brought unto his brethren a Midianitish woman in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Israel, who were weeping before the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
Numbers 25:7 And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw it, he rose up from among the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand;
Numbers 25:8 And he went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel.

Deuteronomy 7:3 Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.

Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Judges 3:5 And the children of Israel dwelt among the Canaanites, Hittites, and Amorites, and Perizzites, and Hivites, and Jebusites:
Judges 3:6 And they took their daughters to be their wives, and gave their daughters to their sons, and served their gods.
Judges 3:7 And the children of Israel did evil in the sight of the LORD, and forgat the LORD their God, and served Baalim and the groves.

1st Kings 11:1 But king Solomon loved many strange women, together with the daughter of Pharaoh, women of the Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Zidonians, and Hittites;
1st Kings 11:2 Of the nations concerning which the LORD said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall not go in to them, neither shall they come in unto you: for surely they will turn away your heart after their gods: Solomon clave unto these in love.

Proverbs 23:27 For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit.
Proverbs 23:28 She also lieth in wait as for a prey, and increaseth the transgressors among men.
[...]
Proverbs 23:33 Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things.

Ezra 9:2 For they have taken of their daughters for themselves, and for their sons: so that the holy seed have mingled themselves with the people of those lands: yea, the hand of the princes and rulers hath been chief in this trespass.

Ezra 10:2 And Shechaniah the son of Jehiel, one of the sons of Elam, answered and said unto Ezra, We have trespassed against our God, and have taken strange wives of the people of the land: yet now there is hope in Israel concerning this thing.
Ezra 10:3 Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.
[...]
Ezra 10:10 And Ezra the priest stood up, and said unto them, Ye have transgressed, and have taken strange wives, to increase the trespass of Israel.
Ezra 10:11 Now therefore make confession unto the LORD God of your fathers, and do his pleasure: and separate yourselves from the people of the land, and from the strange wives.
[...]
Ezra 10:17 And they made an end with all the men that had taken strange wives by the first day of the first month.

Nehemiah 9:2 And the seed of Israel separated themselves from all strangers, and stood and confessed their sins, and the iniquities of their fathers.

Nehemiah 13:3 Now it came to pass, when they had heard the law, that they separated from Israel all the mixed multitude.

Nehemiah 13:23 In those days also saw I Jews that had married wives of Ashdod, of Ammon, and of Moab:
Nehemiah 13:24 And their children spake half in the speech of Ashdod, and could not speak in the Jews' language, but according to the language of each people.
Nehemiah 13:25 And I contended with them, and cursed them, and smote certain of them, and plucked off their hair, and made them swear by God, saying, Ye shall not give your daughters unto their sons, nor take their daughters unto your sons, or for yourselves.
Nehemiah 13:26 Did not Solomon king of Israel sin by these things? yet among many nations was there no king like him, who was beloved of his God, and God made him king over all Israel: nevertheless even him did outlandish women cause to sin.
Nehemiah 13:27 Shall we then hearken unto you to do all this great evil, to transgress against our God in marrying strange wives?
Nehemiah 13:28 And one of the sons of Joiada, the son of Eliashib the high priest, was son in law to Sanballat the Horonite: therefore I chased him from me.
Nehemiah 13:29 Remember them, O my God, because they have defiled the priesthood, and the covenant of the priesthood, and of the Levites.
Nehemiah 13:30 Thus cleansed I them from all strangers, and appointed the wards of the priests and the Levites, every one in his business;

Ecclesiastes 3:21 Who knoweth the spirit of man that goeth upward, and the spirit of the beast that goeth downward to the earth?
(Not really racist - but it could "prove" that Negroes don't have a soul.)

Jeremiah 13:23 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.
(Not really racist - but it could easily be used so.)

Jeremiah 50:37 A sword is upon their horses, and upon their chariots, and upon all the mingled people that are in the midst of her; and they shall become as women: a sword is upon her treasures; and they shall be robbed.

Ezekiel 30:5 Ethiopia, and Libya, and Lydia, and all the mingled people, and Chub, and the men of the land that is in league, shall fall with them by the sword.

Matthew 15:24 But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
[...]
Matthew 15:26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
(Jesus called the Canaan woman a dog.)

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

[Levi Jones]

Re: What's worse? Atheists or Mooslims?

What about the great number of atheists who do charitable work and help cure disease? There are plenty who do more good in the world than your average Christian. Their good deeds are forgotten just because they don't share the same view as you regarding the creation of life?

What have you or others contributed to the world?

Remember - they are doing it because it's the right thing to do, not because they want a reward or are scared into doing it. It's a far more noble endeavour than just shouting about how saintly you are for sitting on your backside.

Why is it that Conservative Christians give far more time and money to charitable causes?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What's worse? Atheists or Mooslims?

What about the great number of atheists who do charitable work and help cure disease? There are plenty who do more good in the world than your average Christian. Their good deeds are forgotten just because they don't share the same view as you regarding the creation of life?

What have you or others contributed to the world?

Remember - they are doing it because it's the right thing to do, not because they want a reward or are scared into doing it. It's a far more noble endeavour than just shouting about how saintly you are for sitting on your backside.

You need to take a look at my sermon HERE, and right away Mr. monkey worshiper. Your immortal soul depends on it!

Your good works are as rags to God.

[ForgivenSinner:)]

Re: What's worse? Atheists or Mooslims?

God LOVES everyone! They are no worse than you. You are equal to them, weither you like it or not I am afraid. Same for me. Same for everyone! You may have a special place in Gods heart because you have accepted Him, but Jesus died for you and for them!