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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #1

    Jesus hates eco-friendly greens!

    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Jesus hates eco-friendly greens!

    Praise Jesus, for that moving video, Brother Mayfield.

    These global warming fanatics are nothing but a cult with Al Gore as their high priest.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • A Mad Dog
      Unsaved trash, Papist scum
      • Feb 2009
      • 129

      #3
      Re: Jesus hates eco-friendly greens!

      I think that global warming is a bunch of nonsense. It is a way for the Liberals to make money.

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #4
        Re: Jesus hates eco-friendly greens!

        Originally posted by A Mad Dog View Post
        I think that global warming is a bunch of nonsense. It is a way for the Liberals to make money.
        Amen! You'll find you're in good company on that issue here.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2025
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: Jesus hates eco-friendly greens!

          Those Global warming Zealots are just a bunch of Communists trying to stop us normal folk driving our American made comfortable cars and trying to stop us keeping our homes and swimming pools warm.
          Don't they realize that the Earth is only warming up because so many people are going down into Hell these days?
          If more people don't get right with Jesus it's only going to get worse.
          The Religion of Global warming needs to be stopped before it goes too far.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78553

            #6
            Re: Jesus hates eco-friendly greens!

            Like all True Christians(tm), I am more concerned with what I can do to speed up Global Warming.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • HopscotchGirl
              Unsaved trash, Jap wannabee
              • Nov 2009
              • 31

              #7
              Re: Jesus hates eco-friendly greens!

              So it seems you hate people for caring about the planet your God gave us, huh?

              We should take care of what we are given. Doesn't matter what you believe or who you are, you know you should take care of what you are given.

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              • Petal
                LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 991

                #8
                Re: Jesus hates eco-friendly greens!

                Originally posted by Miss.HopscotchGirl View Post
                So it seems you hate people for caring about the planet your God gave us, huh?
                Miss.Hopscotch, it not that we hates them greenie folk boogers! , we just worrieds about thier salvations



                lord God gonna throw all them tree huggin loons into hellfires, it true

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                • BrianAddams
                  Unsaved trash
                   
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 42

                  #9
                  Re: Jesus hates eco-friendly greens!

                  I didn't believe it before but our water levels are rising over here. Back home I would've welcomed a little global warming but it's hot enough over here. It was 93 today. Seemed so strange to have a Christmas without snow.

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