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    Disgusting! The new "Feelgood" Bible translation revealed!

    It looks like the lieberals, sodomites, feminazis and other assorted minions of Satan have finally stooped to a whole new level and are publishing a "Bible" that takes out everything that hurts their feelings. Isn't there a law against this sort of blasphemy against God and treason against America yet?
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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    Re: Disgusting! The new "Feelgood" Bible translation revealed!

    Originally posted by bootiful Miss.Sister Mary Maria View Post
    Isn't there a law against this sort of blasphemy against God and treason against America yet?
    that bible confuseds me, cuz it got "thou shalt", an that be king james, but then it say "gender nootral", an i not thinks that be in the real bible? . so maybee it a trap for unsuspectin folk like me, an it real good that you be lookin out for us, Miss.Sista Maria!

    that be feelgood Jesus ---> <--- that be feelgood christain

    that be real Jesus! ----> <--- that me

    Miss.Sista Maria, she a true christian --->
    Last edited by Petal; 05-19-2007, 10:10 AM.

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    • #3
      Re: Disgusting! The new "Feelgood" Bible translation revealed!

      Very good, Petal! That "Bible" is a trap to lure innocent people away from Jesus! Anything that would hurt anyone's feelings, anything that would make someone feel "excluded" was cut away or changed by Satan's own minions on Earth!
      Don't worry though. The filth that created it will get their due in time. God will not be mocked.
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      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

      Blogging for CHRIST!
      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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      • #4
        Re: Disgusting! The new "Feelgood" Bible translation revealed!

        How many freakin versions are there?

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          Re: Disgusting! The new "Feelgood" Bible translation revealed!

          Originally posted by Sailor Chaos View Post
          How many freakin versions are there?
          A LOT!

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          • #6
            Re: Disgusting! The new "Feelgood" Bible translation revealed!

            Originally posted by Sailor Chaos View Post
            How many freakin versions are there?
            One real version (The King James 1611) and numerous fake versions put out by Satan to try and subvert God's Holy Word.
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            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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            • #7
              Re: Disgusting! The new "Feelgood" Bible translation revealed!

              What makes King James right?

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              • #8
                Re: Disgusting! The new "Feelgood" Bible translation revealed!

                Originally posted by Sailor Chaos View Post
                What makes King James right?
                The fact that he was guided directly by GOD. That makes quite a bit of difference.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #9
                  Re: Disgusting! The new "Feelgood" Bible translation revealed!

                  Hm. Interesting. Christianity can be so confusing! But it's fun to learn!

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