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  • #151
    Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

    Originally posted by kitten View Post
    How do you know the Bible's not a hoax?
    Because it's the Word of God.

    Check out THIS sermon of mine on the topic.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #152
      Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      God gave us all free will, so we are not engaging in "blind" worship. We choose to worship God, so that we can avoid spending all eternity being anally raped by satan down in hell. Which is exactly where you are headed unless you repent now and stop being a pervert.
      Pastor, she seems to have sealed her fate. Someone as perverted and blinded by sin as she will burn in eternal hellfire!
      Isaiah 1:28
      And the destruction of the transgressors and of the sinners shall be together, and they that forsake the LORD shall be consumed.
      Nahum 1:2
      God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.

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      • #153
        Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

        Originally posted by kitten View Post
        How do you know the Bible's not a hoax?
        Because The Bible tells me it's not a hoax. It is God's Word!

        Why don't you get back to reading your Fichte and your Russell, and your Ayer now, philosophical heretic?

        Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

        All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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        • #154
          Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

          But how do you know that the Bible wasn't written by some delutional person that thought they heard the voice of God? It happens.
          It was he who lit the match, who ignighted the flame, who danced with it, who spoke with it, who listened to it; it was her brother who knew the secrets of fire.

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          • #155
            Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

            Originally posted by kitten View Post
            But how do you know that the Bible wasn't written by some delutional person that thought they heard the voice of God? It happens.
            HERE is the story of how the KJV Bible came into being.

            Why are you here, pervert? Trying to catch a True Christian(tm) in a slip-up of some kind?

            You should spend your time Praying, not braying.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #156
              Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

              Originally posted by kitten View Post
              But how do you know that the Bible wasn't written by some delutional person that thought they heard the voice of God? It happens.
              Only when that person is high on Mare-A-Want-To.

              Quit trying to subvert our answers with your relentless questions! Undermining what we have to inform you of does nothing to help your Godless soul.

              Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

              All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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              • #157
                Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

                But how do you know that what Jack Chick wrote is indeed true?
                It was he who lit the match, who ignighted the flame, who danced with it, who spoke with it, who listened to it; it was her brother who knew the secrets of fire.

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                • #158
                  Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

                  Originally posted by kitten View Post
                  But how do you know that what Jack Chick wrote is indeed true?
                  That confirms it: you are a tard.

                  Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                  All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                  • #159
                    Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

                    No, it does not. I only want to know.
                    It was he who lit the match, who ignighted the flame, who danced with it, who spoke with it, who listened to it; it was her brother who knew the secrets of fire.

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                    • #160
                      Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

                      Originally posted by kitten View Post
                      No, it does not. I only want to know.
                      Have you read it? It's extensively footnoted. Look up the relevant information for yourself, if you don't believe the very Godly Jack Chick.
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                      • #161
                        Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

                        Originally posted by kitten View Post
                        No, it does not. I only want to know.
                        You just want to undermine The Bible, spit on God, and rape Baby Jesus!

                        Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                        All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                        • #162
                          Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

                          1: that just sounds disgusting. 2: i only want to know. And finally 3: huh?
                          It was he who lit the match, who ignighted the flame, who danced with it, who spoke with it, who listened to it; it was her brother who knew the secrets of fire.

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                          • #163
                            Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

                            Originally posted by kitten View Post
                            1: that just sounds disgusting. 2: i only want to know. And finally 3: huh?
                            You heard me! The hellfire is coming, and soon! And guess who it's coming for? YOU!

                            Life ain't a game, you drugged-up communist retard! Life is all about the freedom to worship the Lord! But yet you reject this! Why? Well, I think it's quite obvious at this point: Satan is your father!

                            We can see through your charade! Don't try to hide it any longer, demon spawn!

                            Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                            All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                            • #164
                              Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

                              If it's a freedom, then that means that there is also a freedom to question.
                              It was he who lit the match, who ignighted the flame, who danced with it, who spoke with it, who listened to it; it was her brother who knew the secrets of fire.

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                              • #165
                                Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

                                Originally posted by kitten View Post
                                If it's a freedom, then that means that there is also a freedom to question.
                                Revoke your heathen tongue, and learn that freedom means being enslaved to the Lord!

                                You must repent against your drugged-up communist, anarchist, philosopher deathstyle soon...OR ELSE!

                                Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                                All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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