[Emma Sue]

Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

God gave us all free will, so we are not engaging in "blind" worship. We choose to worship God, so that we can avoid spending all eternity being anally raped by satan down in hell. Which is exactly where you are headed unless you repent now and stop being a pervert.

Pastor, she seems to have sealed her fate. Someone as perverted and blinded by sin as she will burn in eternal hellfire!
Isaiah 1:28
And the destruction of the transgressors and of the sinners shall be together, and they that forsake the LORD shall be consumed.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

How do you know the Bible's not a hoax?

Because it's the Word of God.

Check out THIS sermon of mine on the topic.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

How do you know the Bible's not a hoax?

You're really a boring wind up. Don't you have a bedtime?

[kittenwhore]

Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

How do you know the Bible's not a hoax?

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

How is Jesus real but no other god exists?

Because the Bible says so. Are you asking stupid questions because you're a tard, or are you just high?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

How is Jesus real but no other god exists?

The Bible says so.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

How?

Do you know who else likes questioning things? The devil.

John 20:25-31: "25-The other disciples therefore said unto him, We have seen the LORD. But he said unto them, Except I shall see in his hands the print of the nails, and put my finger into the print of the nails, and thrust my hand into his side, I will not believe. 26-And after eight days again his disciples were within, and Thomas with them: then came Jesus, the doors being shut, and stood in the midst, and said, Peace be unto you. 27-Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing. 28-And Thomas answered and said unto him, My LORD and my God. 29-Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed. 30-And many other signs truly did Jesus in the presence of his disciples, which are not written in this book: 31-But these are written, that ye might believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God; and that believing ye might have life through his name."

Repent, lieberal philosophical scum! Your questions are Satanic in nature, and must be washed away by God's white, sticky love.

[kittenwhore]

Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

How is Jesus real but no other god exists?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

How?

How what?

You are seriously wasting my time, pervert.

[kittenwhore]

Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

How?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

I said "something spiritual." Electricity is very real.

So is Jesus.

[kittenwhore]

Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

I said "something spiritual." Electricity is very real.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

But for something spiritual to affect me, I have to believe in it. Magick doesn't affect those who don't believe in it.

Try "not believing in" electricity, then stick a fork in a toaster.

You're about 14 years old, right?

[kittenwhore]

Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

But for something spiritual to affect me, I have to believe in it. Magick doesn't affect those who don't believe in it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Furries; the love child of Satan and anime

But what if I don't believe in satan? How can i choose to worship something if I don't believe in it?

It doesn't matter. He believes in you.

Turn your life over to Jesus, or burn in the fires of hell for all eternity, boy.