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  • #1

    Google and Ice

    As I was searchin the earth for Christian Establishments, I came across a great falsehood. It seems that our Satanic Google liberals have erased all the ice from the north pole.. It seemed funny to me that Iceland and greenland were covered with ice and snow . but the North Ploe is a barren sea of blue and iceless.. Those cute white bears must be swimmin thier Holy butts off.. I hope some of you more computerized Christians could just Google Earth North Pole and post a pic( cuz I do have an infraction for blastsfomy or something of the sort and cant post pics.) you will see the heathens in action.. I think they are Gore stricken. Now keep in mind that they tried the cute Penguin trick on us a while back, but bears are cute and penguins are just wierd chickens... The South Pole is as big as America.. Oops They forgot to delete the ice there..
    Am I correct in my asumptions that the Liberal devil worshipers are trying to decieve us?
    "And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)
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  • #2
    Re: Google and Ice

    Don't worry about it. Do you have any trips planned up there? I didn't think so. If you watch Fox weather you will see that there is still snow up there.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Google and Ice

      I doubley understand your wisdom Nobar King. I have no trips planned to the nether regions as of now. My snow shoes are in hock because of the economy as of now.. Altho a nice bear for dinner would be good...
      "And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)

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      • #4
        Re: Google and Ice

        You could eat a whole bear for dinner?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: Google and Ice

          Originally posted by Brother Quest View Post
          Altho a nice bear for dinner would be good...
          YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH!

          What did the bear ever do to you?!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: Google and Ice

            I see that you are correct Pastor... I must read up a bit more often..
            Please have mercy on my soul...

            God reveals which animals—including fish and birds—are suitable and unsuitable for human consumption in Leviticus 11 and Deuteronomy 14. Although the lists aren't exhaustive, He reveals guidelines for recognizing animals that are acceptable for food.
            God states that cud-chewing animals with split hooves can be eaten (Leviticus 11:3; Deuteronomy 14:6). These specifically include the cattle, sheep, goat, deer and gazelle families (Deuteronomy 14:4-5). He also lists such animals as camels, rabbits and pigs as being unclean, or unfit to eat (Leviticus 11:4-8). He later lists such "creeping things" as moles, mice and lizards as unfit to eat (verses 29-31), as well as four-footed animals with paws (cats, dogs, bears, lions, tigers, etc.) as unclean (verse 27).
            "And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)

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            • #7
              Re: Google and Ice

              I guess I'm just a little cornfused here. I was raised by my Grandpaw Leotha Jonas Hill.. He was a coon huntin Baptist Preacher and gave me my
              own version of the Coon hunters Bible.. We used ta go out and chase them coons with our dogs and BBQ them without a thought. We also went squirrel huntin and gave them to the Negra's on the way home..
              We catfished and hunted the cloven hoofed animals. Even a cow here and there when the freezer was in need.. I thought him a great man... It seems now that Gramps might have had a fettish for the flesh.. Well he did support the financing of the Rogers Tx. new Jail...
              My Apologies...
              "And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)

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