[Old Iron Crotch]

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They're both equally disgusting. Bowing down to the eternal, one and only God on the other hand? Praise!

The dead Jewish man to whom I was referring was Jesus.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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How is revering a dead black man any worse than revering a dead Jewish man?

They're both equally disgusting. Bowing down to the eternal, one and only God on the other hand? Praise!

[Sailor Chaos]

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Hahaha...so that's why they never liked me at church.

[Brother Temperance]

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I hope you meant that one...

Although this one's pretty relevant as well, come to think of it:
1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

[Sailor Chaos]

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ROFL

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Ignant...you know, I'm just gonna follow the old addage on this one...

Matthew 22:37 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.

I hope you meant that one...

[SayvedByTheLord]

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THIS story should put the fear of God into every normal, decent White True Christian™ American. The demon worshiping cult of marijuana shooting Rasterfarians has put a negress up to run for Miss Universe. If she should win, all of America will be forced to vote for the terrorist nigra Obaban, at the point of gun-toting drug addicts! I have been warning everyone for years about the danger of the Rasterfairy cult. Maybe now they'll listen!



Good Lord that is one homely jig. And I think that comment about zoology is just a euphemism for her great dane boyfriend. I certainly hope she doesn't turn out to be the new mistress of the universe, whom we would be expected to serve with head bowed because we've been naughty....

Pretty decent rack though.

[Sailor Chaos]

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Ignant...you know, I'm just gonna follow the old addage on this one...

[Sista Lateefah]

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She's extremely pretty. I wish I had hair like that. *swoon*

I'mma write that woman a letter and axe her where she bought that weave at, so you can get yoself one and run around lookin' as ignant as she do!

[Sailor Chaos]

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Wow. She's GORGEOUS! I hope she wins!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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And she's not being rude by worshipping some dead tar baby instead of God? Hypocrite!

How is revering a dead black man any worse than revering a dead Jewish man?

[Miss Hikari]

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Once again, I am asking you with all Christian compassion to rebuke the demons in your cooters and stop your revolting lezbean displays. Jesus does not want to hear about how you want to make out with some porch monkey.

How racist. I have no demons, in my cooter or anywhere else in me. And I never said that I wanted to make out with her. I just said she was pretty, because she is.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Porch monkey? What a rude term to use for another person.

And she's not being rude by worshipping some dead tar baby instead of God? Hypocrite!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Once again, I am asking you with all Christian compassion to rebuke the demons in your cooters

I do not own any turtles, possessed or otherwise.

and stop your revolting lezbean displays. Jesus does not want to hear about how you want to make out with some porch monkey.

Porch monkey? What a rude term to use for another person.
I never said I wanted to make out with her. I said she was gorgeous, which she is.
Beauty pageants have both male and female judges. If I were a judge in a beauty pageant where she was a contestant, she would have my vote.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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She's extremely pretty. I wish I had hair like that. *swoon*

Gods, she's GORGEOUS!!I don't follow beauty pagents, but I'd vote for her in a heartbeat.

Once again, I am asking you with all Christian compassion to rebuke the demons in your cooters and stop your revolting lezbean displays. Jesus does not want to hear about how you want to make out with some porch monkey.