[Old Iron Crotch]

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God wants us to kill those of other faiths. Your friends are not married in the eyes of God, and everyone attending that satanic black mass will be sent to eternal damnation. Count on it.

Deuteronomy 12:30 Take heed to thyself that thou be not snared by following them, after that they be destroyed from before thee; and that thou enquire not after their gods, saying, How did these nations serve their gods? even so will I do likewise.

I'll write myself a note to tremble in fear later, when I have nothing better to do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Since none of the UU's I know believe in the existence of a Satan, I hardly see how they could be said to worship it.

God wants us to kill those of other faiths. Your friends are not married in the eyes of God, and everyone attending that satanic black mass will be sent to eternal damnation. Count on it.

Deuteronomy 12:30 Take heed to thyself that thou be not snared by following them, after that they be destroyed from before thee; and that thou enquire not after their gods, saying, How did these nations serve their gods? even so will I do likewise.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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An "ordained female unitarian universalist minister" IS a satanic priest.

A feminazi like that is about as Christian as my dog.

Since none of the UU's I know believe in the existence of a Satan, I hardly see how they could be said to worship it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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And my friend and her wife were not married by a Satanic priest; they were legally married in Boston by an ordained female Unitarian Universalist minister.

An "ordained female unitarian universalist minister" IS a satanic priest.

A feminazi like that is about as Christian as my dog.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Whatever T.I. may call it, JESUS calls it an abomination and is preparing a special section of Hell for your "friend," her "wife," and the High Priest of the Church of Satan who presided over their unholy union. After all, God hates fag-enablers (like you) just as much as He hates fags:

Romans 1:31-32


31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

"TI" was a typo. It should have read "I call that a marriage." But you knew that.
And my friend and her wife were not married by a Satanic priest; they were legally married in Boston by an ordained female Unitarian Universalist minister.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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TI call that a marriage.

Whatever T.I. may call it, JESUS calls it an abomination and is preparing a special section of Hell for your "friend," her "wife," and the High Priest of the Church of Satan who presided over their unholy union. After all, God hates fag-enablers (like you) just as much as He hates fags:

Romans 1:31-32


31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You call that a marriage?

My husband and I are committed to each other and have sworn vows to each other in the presence of our gods and human witnesses, and signed a marriage license. I call that a marriage.

My friend and her wife are committed to each other and have sworn vows to each other in the presence of an ordained minister, and signed a marriage license. TI call that a marriage.

[roserougesang]

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You call that a marriage?

Each to their own.

Sounds like a perfectly nice relationship.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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You call that a marriage?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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hmmm. If I see you with a black eye I'll assume your husband has corrected you. Is it really such a problem to fetch your man a beer when he tells you to?

He would never raise his hand to me, and if he wants something from me, he asks politely for it, as do I when I want something from him. Neither of us TELLS the other what to do.

[Deaner]

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When you see me with an apron and an order pad, you can assume I'm a waitress. Otherwise, get your own damn beer.

hmmm. If I see you with a black eye I'll assume your husband has corrected you. Is it really such a problem to fetch your man a beer when he tells you to?

[Brother Temperance]

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The spiritual organizations to which I belong ordain women as ministers.

Friend, neither Bob Dobbs nor the Flying Spaghetti Monster can offer you eternal salvation. Only a proper Church can do that.

I am submissive to nobody.

How arrogant are you? I can't wait to see you finally meet your Maker, and see how long you can keep up your feminazi pose towards Our Lord.

[Sailor Chaos (On Moderation)]

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Ooh. What kind of sandwhiches are we talking about here? And Joy, if you are in the kitchen, could you please bring me one? Thankies

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Well if any of you empty-headed females can find even a hint of that ridiculous idea in the Holy Word of God, I'll go along with that. Otherwise, you're all sunk.

Jesus has a plan for us, and even you addle-brained girls.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

My household is run on the basis of total equality, and we don'thave any kids.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

The head of this woman is at the top of her neck.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

The spiritual organizations to which I belong ordain women as ministers.

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

I am submissive to nobody.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

See replies above.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

See replies above.

I see alot about subjection, but nothing about "empowetnment". Now shut your cake holes and run a fetch me a sandwich and a cold beer. Chop chop Hop-sing!

When you see me with an apron and an order pad, you can assume I'm a waitress. Or, if I happen to already be in the kitchen, and you ask POLITELY, I'll bring it when I come back your way. Otherwise, get your own damn beer.

[Brother Temperance]

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If anything it's more like female empowerment than goddess worship... I think the site is a good influence.

That demonic site reminds me of the saying "women hold up half the sky." Do you know who said that? It was none other than your Chink idol, Mao Tse-Tsung, who was responsible for the deaths of over 45 million Godless little yellow Chinamen. Do you see? Once you start trying to achieve female empowerment, it's only a matter of time before you're killing millions of unsaved little ornamental folk. So why not give up on your deranged murderous feminist project and get right with Christ right now?