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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Further Evidence That Islam is Satanic

    THIS latest story is beyond belief. Some nutjob mudslime "Imam" is telling his fellow sand nigras that they can get married "temporarily" while they commit whoredoms. Jesus hates this so much!

    Iran official backs temporary marriage

    TEHRAN, Iran - Iran's hard-line interior minister is encouraging temporary marriages as a way to avoid extramarital sex, a stance many in this conservative country fear would instead encourage prostitution.

    A temporary marriage, or "sigheh," refers to a Shiite Muslim tradition under which a man and a woman sign a contract that allows them to be "married" for any length of time, even a few hours. An exchange of money, as a sort of dowry, is often involved.

    "Temporary marriage is God's rule. We must aggressively encourage that," state-run television quoted Interior Minister Mostafa Pourmohammadi as saying.

    The minister, who made his comments Thursday, was the first Iranian official to support the disputed practice in more than a decade. Former Iranian President Hashemi Rafsanjani raised the issue in the early 1990s but was opposed by the country's hard-line clerics.

    "We have to find a solution to meet the sexual desire of the youth who have no possibility of marriage," Pourmohammadi was quoted as saying by local newspapers.

    Half of Iran's population of 70 million is under 30. Taxi driver Reza Sarabi, 23, expressed the frustration of many young Iranian men who can't afford to buy a house and get married.

    "I have no money to set up a matrimonial life. I don't want prostitutes. What should I do with my sexual needs?" he said.

    In Iran, temporary marriage has been reported as a way some widows and poor women help support themselves. But critics of the practice believe such arrangements only exacerbate the country's prostitution problem and undermine Iran's values.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • SayvedByTheLord
    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
    True Christian™
    • May 2007
    • 3151

    #2
    Re: Further Evidence That Islam is Satanic

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    THIS latest story is beyond belief. Some nutjob mudslime "Imam" is telling his fellow sand nigras that they can get married "temporarily" while they commit whoredoms. Jesus hates this so much!
    I never cease to be amazed at the "convenient accommodations" in the mudslime religion. It's almost as if they make it up as they go along.

    Praise Jesus!


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: Further Evidence That Islam is Satanic

      This just backs up what I've been saying all along: that Islam is nothing more than a synonym for wild, unstoppable fornication. If the Liberals and their Islamist stooges triumph in the War on Islam, we'll have crazed homer orgies going on in the streets from dawn till dusk!
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • AncientFireRisen
        Foul Sinner on Moderation
        • May 2007
        • 172

        #4
        Re: Further Evidence That Islam is Satanic

        "Officially" it is not a war on Islam, but a war on Terror. And the dictionary definition of an orgy is 3 or more people with their shoes off.... A friend from school looked that up because he likes the band "Orgy" go figure.

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        • Old Iron Crotch
          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
          • May 2007
          • 3056

          #5
          Re: Further Evidence That Islam is Satanic

          Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
          " And the dictionary definition of an orgy is 3 or more people with their shoes off....

          Is that the Bokkononist definition? Bokku maru anyone?
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • Abdul-Khaaliq
            Deranged moon-worshipping terrorist.
            • Feb 2007
            • 81

            #6
            Re: Further Evidence That Islam is Satanic

            Pastor Ezkiel, Peace be upon you.

            Begging your pardon Sir, but I have studied your Holy Bible and there is a part concerning Muta which has now got me very puzzled.

            Exodus 22: 16-17 And if a man entice a maid that is not betrothed, and lie with her, he shall surely endow her to be his wife. If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins.

            Does this mean: Seduction of a virgin not yet engaged to be married, was not a crime, but merely a BUSINESS TRANSACTION?

            Surely a Man has a Godly right to be rid of his Sexual desires that may cause him to go so crazy that he may unintentionally carry out Carnal acts with for instance Camels, Sheep or even my neighbors Dog who may have been passing my door at the time of my needs?
            It is a very large type of Dog with bad breath and sharp Teeth and Claws which I can imagine would cause great harm to the private parts of a Man driven by desire.

            .

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #7
              Re: Further Evidence That Islam is Satanic

              Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
              Is that the Bokkononist definition? Bokku maru anyone?
              Friend, if I were you, I'd spend less time indulging in Boku-Maru and more time looking at photos of Naga-Saki, because that'll look like a picnic compared to the fate that awaits you, Vonnegut, and any other blasphemer who claims that the Truth of Christ's teachings amounts to nothing more than a pack of Foma!
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Old Iron Crotch
                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                • May 2007
                • 3056

                #8
                Re: Further Evidence That Islam is Satanic

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                Friend, if I were you, I'd spend less time indulging in Boku-Maru and more time looking at photos of Naga-Saki, because that'll look like a picnic compared to the fate that awaits you, Vonnegut, and any other blasphemer who claims that the Truth of Christ's teachings amounts to nothing more than a pack of Foma!

                But I enjoy Boku-Maru. And I'd say that LBC is more of a granfalloon.
                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                  Scientific Advisor
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2373

                  #9
                  Re: Further Evidence That Islam is Satanic

                  Originally posted by Abdul-Khaaliq View Post
                  Pastor Ezkiel, Peace be upon you.
                  Friend we will not tolerate such blatant mumble-jumble here. I know that may be how you greet your imaginary sky-friend, but we will not have any curses muttered here, especially not directed at our Dear Pastor.

                  Originally posted by Abdul-Khaaliq View Post
                  Begging your pardon Sir, but I have studied your Holy Bible and there is a part concerning Muta which has now got me very puzzled.

                  Exodus 22: 16-17 And if a man entice a maid that is not betrothed, and lie with her, he shall surely endow her to be his wife. If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins.

                  Does this mean: Seduction of a virgin not yet engaged to be married, was not a crime, but merely a BUSINESS TRANSACTION?
                  I'm not sure exactly which portion of this verse puzzles you. If a man is to lie with a virgin, it is God's Will that they be together for all eternity. How confusing is that? And look--even Jesus looked out for the well-being of the family. If the father doesn't approve, the gentleman can pay a handsome sum to the parents to ensure that they have the monetary means to stay in good standing with their church.
                  Originally posted by Abdul-Khaaliq View Post
                  Surely a Man has a Godly right to be rid of his Sexual desires that may cause him to go so crazy that he may unintentionally carry out Carnal acts with for instance Camels, Sheep or even my neighbors Dog who may have been passing my door at the time of my needs?
                  This is very telling of your carnal desires. Surely you are aware of how our Lord feels about bestiality, are you not? It is a sin worthy only of death! Sexual desires are only used to ensure that we pro-create. Any other pleasure derives from such filthy acts is surely an abomination to the Lord--we are only to pleasure ourselves in carrying out His order to conquer the earth.

                  Originally posted by Abdul-Khaaliq View Post
                  It is a very large type of Dog with bad breath and sharp Teeth and Claws which I can imagine would cause great harm to the private parts of a Man driven by desire.
                  Such vile speech will not be tolerated here. This is unacceptable.
                  Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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