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Despite being exposed to the shock and awe of the Godly US Military, and more recently to the obsequious apologies of Obama, mooselimbs are still hell bent on foisting their silly false moon god "Allah" on the rest of the world (and in particular our Godly Christian Country).
No one can doubt the intervention of Jesus on the recent celebration of His birth this Christmas when one Nigerian mooselimb Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab tried to blow up Northwest Airlines Flight 253 as the plane was preparing to land in Detroit. It seems that Abdulmutallab concealed 80 grams of the explosive PETN in the shape of a tumescent tallywhacker in his underwear.
One can only wonder what question air port security officials would have asked him had he been properly frisked before boarding the plane; "have you been contemplating Mohammed fornicating with 9-year old Ayesha, or have you been thinking of those 72 virgins awaiting you that Mohammed promised?", but I digress.
The explosive failed to detonate, but apparently caught fire. The resulting smoke and the smell of cooking sweetbreads alerted nearby passengers to subdue Abdulmutallab and the flight landed safely (Praise Jesus!).
The incident has resulted in Abdulmutallab being nicknamed the "Eunuch Bomber", but the present condition of his tallywhacker is the subject of much speculation (administration officials have been silent on the matter – one more broken promise of "transparency" by Obama):
Jesus has probably made sure that Abdulmutallab can't do anything with 72 virgins, whether they are here on earth, or in the alleged "Allah" heaven. This should be a lesson to all foolish mooselimbs – "Allah" is not willing, it's time to get with Jesus.
No one can doubt the intervention of Jesus on the recent celebration of His birth this Christmas when one Nigerian mooselimb Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab tried to blow up Northwest Airlines Flight 253 as the plane was preparing to land in Detroit. It seems that Abdulmutallab concealed 80 grams of the explosive PETN in the shape of a tumescent tallywhacker in his underwear.
One can only wonder what question air port security officials would have asked him had he been properly frisked before boarding the plane; "have you been contemplating Mohammed fornicating with 9-year old Ayesha, or have you been thinking of those 72 virgins awaiting you that Mohammed promised?", but I digress.
The explosive failed to detonate, but apparently caught fire. The resulting smoke and the smell of cooking sweetbreads alerted nearby passengers to subdue Abdulmutallab and the flight landed safely (Praise Jesus!).
The incident has resulted in Abdulmutallab being nicknamed the "Eunuch Bomber", but the present condition of his tallywhacker is the subject of much speculation (administration officials have been silent on the matter – one more broken promise of "transparency" by Obama):
Jesus has probably made sure that Abdulmutallab can't do anything with 72 virgins, whether they are here on earth, or in the alleged "Allah" heaven. This should be a lesson to all foolish mooselimbs – "Allah" is not willing, it's time to get with Jesus.
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