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I sure some of y'all has encountered these PETA folk. Seem like they all over the place these days. I knew they was somethin' wrong with them befo'e I even knew what they was about, because #1, they isn't True Christians™, and #B, they named they cult after that bread that them Messicans eat. Y'all know that be wrong!
Anyway, I was at the Wal-Marts the other day, lookin' all classy in my fur coat that I had bought the week befo'e, when I heard a voice behind me axe, "What you had killed to get that coat!?" I swang completely around and snapped my fingers in a Z-fo'mation right up in that thang's face (I couldn't tell if it was a male or female, either way I think it was queer), and I said, "Honey, you does not even wanna start with me, because I din't kill that lady. God did, and I just bought this at her estate sale aftah she had died sittin' on her toilet. She din't ever look right in it, anyway, with her tarantula lookin' hair."
Come to find out that thang had really been upset about that coat because it had used to be a aminal. It had stuck a PETA brochure in my purse, then it started preachin' all this hippie stuff to me. I ain't gonna get into what went on aftah that, needless to say it ended with me crackin' that thang upside its head with my rollah pin (which I carry in my purse everywhere I go). I left that thang a KJV1611 so it have somethin' to read in the hospital when it wake up, as well as a chance to get Saved©. Praise God.
Anyways, I had been readin' that brochure to see what do these people believe, and it say they believe you should let yo pets go, and it say you shouldn't never eat no meat or no eggs or even milk. Really ignant stuff. My question be, if these folks is so much fo' the "ethical treatment" of the aminals, why they wants us to let our dogs and cats go so they get run over by cars? Do the PETA be run by chinks who wants a free meal? And if the LORD had meant fo' us not to eat meat, he wouldn't have made meat taste so good. It also tell us in God's Word that PETA be from the debbil:
Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron; Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving: For it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer. - 1 Timothy 4:1-5
As fo' me and mine, we's gonna eat our fried chicken and enjoy every bite while praising the LORD!
Anyway, I was at the Wal-Marts the other day, lookin' all classy in my fur coat that I had bought the week befo'e, when I heard a voice behind me axe, "What you had killed to get that coat!?" I swang completely around and snapped my fingers in a Z-fo'mation right up in that thang's face (I couldn't tell if it was a male or female, either way I think it was queer), and I said, "Honey, you does not even wanna start with me, because I din't kill that lady. God did, and I just bought this at her estate sale aftah she had died sittin' on her toilet. She din't ever look right in it, anyway, with her tarantula lookin' hair."
Come to find out that thang had really been upset about that coat because it had used to be a aminal. It had stuck a PETA brochure in my purse, then it started preachin' all this hippie stuff to me. I ain't gonna get into what went on aftah that, needless to say it ended with me crackin' that thang upside its head with my rollah pin (which I carry in my purse everywhere I go). I left that thang a KJV1611 so it have somethin' to read in the hospital when it wake up, as well as a chance to get Saved©. Praise God.
Anyways, I had been readin' that brochure to see what do these people believe, and it say they believe you should let yo pets go, and it say you shouldn't never eat no meat or no eggs or even milk. Really ignant stuff. My question be, if these folks is so much fo' the "ethical treatment" of the aminals, why they wants us to let our dogs and cats go so they get run over by cars? Do the PETA be run by chinks who wants a free meal? And if the LORD had meant fo' us not to eat meat, he wouldn't have made meat taste so good. It also tell us in God's Word that PETA be from the debbil:
Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron; Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving: For it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer. - 1 Timothy 4:1-5
As fo' me and mine, we's gonna eat our fried chicken and enjoy every bite while praising the LORD!
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