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  • Trans Jenny
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    Re: You people are going down with him.

    Originally posted by Kazoo View Post
    Lovely, not only is he retarded, but he also appears to be a mudslime shi'ite terrorist, bent on the destruction of this beautiful and glorious country.

    These people are just trying to worship God on their own forum, if you don't like, then leave.
    Um, let me see, "Just trying to worship God"? THATS A LOAD OF SH*T MY FRIEND. They not only are doing that, which i have no problem with whatsoever. But when they cross the line and start calling transexuals and transgender people an abomination, THAT PISSES ME OFF. You get your facts straight, worship isnt the only thing going on in here. There is also, discrimination on women, African Americans, Goths, Emos, and just about any thing else you can think of. Dont tell people what to do when you dont know what your talking about yourself.
    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 11-22-2007, 04:09 AM. Reason: profanity edited

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
    Awesome. If I get down there and find him first, I'll start a ferry service! And since it's hell, I don't think my fiery lord would care if I'm exploiting people.

    Who says one cannot profit in the afterlife?
    Jesus. I think that Satan will probably ensure that you're too busy trying to cram your intestines back into your eviscerated torso to set up a chinaman-riding business.

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  • Sister Noddy
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    You also might want to consider doing some self punishment to purify your mind
    ... you mean to say that we should use the Holy Bible KJV1611 as part of our corporal mortification morning routine, and use the sharp edges of its razor thin pages to administer paper cuts to our elbows, Sister? ... are you saying that self-mutilation is the way to worship the Lord in the beauty of holiness? ...

    ... or maybe you'd like to reconsider that and sit down and relax, have a glass of wine, Sister ...

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  • Sister of Sacred Suffering
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    Originally posted by Joh View Post
    Why are you people so mean ? I don't understand how could Christians be like this. I would have to believe that you people aren't christians but probably athiests. Evil is all I see on this site. It's been revealed to me that you guys are mocking Jesus Christ and trying to give everyone a false image of christianity. You mess with God's word and use it to abuse people with, you will pay.
    That's satan whispering in your ear. You cannot trust your own thoughts. Just listen to what the members here at LBC say and you will be on the road to salvation. You also might want to consider doing some self punishment to purify your mind. Concentrate on your ear, that's where satan is nestled right now.

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  • Unsaved and Loving It
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    Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
    --- perhaps the sheer buoyancy of his fleshy bosoms will keep him afloat ---

    Awesome. If I get down there and find him first, I'll start a ferry service! And since it's hell, I don't think my fiery lord would care if I'm exploiting people.

    Who says one cannot profit in the afterlife?

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  • Sister Noddy
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    There's every possibility you may bump into an overweight dead chink while spending eternity attempting to doggy-paddle in the Lake of Fire, but they all look the same anyway, so who's to say?
    --- perhaps the sheer buoyancy of his fleshy bosoms will keep him afloat ---

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
    So, i can't meet Buddha?
    There's every possibility you may bump into an overweight dead chink while spending eternity attempting to doggy-paddle in the Lake of Fire, but they all look the same anyway, so who's to say?

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
    So, i can't meet Buddha? You got my hopes up, and then let them crash and burn. I thought ANYTHING was supposed to be possible with god?
    God is all powerful, not all doing friend.

    Put it another way; it's what God wants, not what you want that happens.

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  • stealtfc
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    So, i can't meet Buddha? You got my hopes up, and then let them crash and burn. I thought ANYTHING was supposed to be possible with god?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
    i'm using my "love". not so fun, is it? I'm trying to save you from burning eternally in a non-existant hell-fire! *Gasp* oh no! pray to god! pray to god! he will help save you from this hellfire, and stop you from being so judgemental! remember, wth god, all things are possible... does that mean if i become christian, and accutally follow the bible and blah blah blah, i can meet buddha? If so, where can i sign up?
    Sorry friend, but I don't think God accepts mongoloids.

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  • stealtfc
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Oh I see. So what you're saying is that when we worship God and follow the Holy Bible word for word, that's slander, racism and fascism. But when hateful unsaved scum like you call us slanderers, racists and fascists, why that's love and kindness.....

    Have I got that right?

    What a crazy upside down world you fools inhabit.
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    i'm using my "love". not so fun, is it? I'm trying to save you from burning eternally in a non-existant hell-fire! *Gasp* oh no! pray to god! pray to god! he will help save you from this hellfire, and stop you from being so judgemental! remember, wth god, all things are possible... does that mean if i become christian, and accutally follow the bible and blah blah blah, i can meet buddha? If so, where can i sign up?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by stealfart View Post
    what DIDN'T you do? You slander anyone who isn't like you, you slander anyone who isn't white, you are racist, fascist pigs. You think slandering people is love? Did the bible not say to love thy neighbor? All i see is hate behind your words. I just hope your god forgives you before it is too late, and he decided to judge you himself.
    Oh I see. So what you're saying is that when we worship God and follow the Holy Bible word for word, that's slander, racism and fascism. But when hateful unsaved scum like you call us slanderers, racists and fascists, why that's love and kindness.....

    Have I got that right?

    What a crazy upside down world you fools inhabit.

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  • stealtfc
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    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    What is it with these unsaved jerks anyway? All we want to do is share Jesus' love with their worthless hides and live like Christ commands. Instead we get hate posts like this Joh here. What did we do to him?
    what DIDN'T you do? You slander anyone who isn't like you, you slander anyone who isn't white, you are racist, fascist pigs. You think slandering people is love? Did the bible not say to love thy neighbor? All i see is hate behind your words. I just hope your god forgives you before it is too late, and he decided to judge you himself.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Andrew Shaw View Post
    Well no wonder you hate cristianity if you they they are the true cristians..they dont even make up a large portion of cristianity at all. these are SOUTHERN baptists, they are the cristian equivilent of shiite muslims just southern baptists dont follow all of the their bible.
    Just out of interest, what's the Christian equivalent of a Sunni Muslim?

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  • Sista Lateefah
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    Din't watch it, I already knows what would happen - THE RAPTURE! And it only be short while until our Godly President decide to use it fo' that very reason. Praise the LORD!

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