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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    It is a little scary, but what's even more scary is what BJ must get up to when he goes into his prayer closet for a couple of hours with what he claims to be a copy of 'True Christian™ men's monthly'.
    They have very good articles.

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
    BJ, You and Zeke are the ones who continually bring up rape fantasies. Projecting much?
    It is a little scary, but what's even more scary is what BJ must get up to when he goes into his prayer closet for a couple of hours with what he claims to be a copy of 'True Christian™ men's monthly'.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Well you two are going to have to get your fantasies about Christian white girls being raped by black harlots using broom sticks elsewhere. Los Angeles County Jail has celebrity jail cells were she will be kept away from the riff raff. (I know this because I had to bail Petal out of one several years ago when she was falsely accused of animal cruelty in that Van Nuys Cat Drowner nonsense. PRAISE Jesus her judge saw it Jesus' way after we helped him with that bank loan!)

    They put those cells in so the normal spate of Hellywood degenerates would be spared being raped by Buck negros like Jesus wants them to be. Looks like this is going to be another time Satan's tools are turned against him as those very same cells will protect Sister Paris during her unfair imprisonment. I think Schwarzenegger should be ashamed of calling himself a Republican now that he refused to pardon Sister Paris.
    BJ, You and Zeke are the ones who continually bring up rape fantasies. Projecting much?

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    POISE??
    After blubbing uncontrollably over how she'll die in jail, after a mere 20-something days?
    Although, fingers crossed, hopefully she'll get that vain, spoiled little ego punched down to size.
    Well you two are going to have to get your fantasies about Christian white girls being raped by black harlots using broom sticks elsewhere. Los Angeles County Jail has celebrity jail cells were she will be kept away from the riff raff. (I know this because I had to bail Petal out of one several years ago when she was falsely accused of animal cruelty in that Van Nuys Cat Drowner nonsense. PRAISE Jesus her judge saw it Jesus' way after we helped him with that bank loan!)

    They put those cells in so the normal spate of Hellywood degenerates would be spared being raped by Buck negros like Jesus wants them to be. Looks like this is going to be another time Satan's tools are turned against him as those very same cells will protect Sister Paris during her unfair imprisonment. I think Schwarzenegger should be ashamed of calling himself a Republican now that he refused to pardon Sister Paris.

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
    Unfortuantely, I doubt that will happen with the media posting reports this morning about how she was Fine after her first night in jail - I have a feeling it's going to become "The Simple Life Behind Bars."
    Dear gods, I hope not. But it wouldn't be surprising if they decided to televise the whole thing.

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  • roserougesang
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    I'll thank you not to mention those videos on here! Rachael "Paris" van Helsing may be a depraved, Godless pagan wench, but she is still one of our members here, and so deserves to be treated with a certain decency and respect. Yes, we know half the internet's seen that video by now, but there's no need to bring it up again.
    Actually, G-Baby is referring to this film: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338526/

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    POISE??
    After blubbing uncontrollably over how she'll die in jail, after a mere 20-something days?
    Although, fingers crossed, hopefully she'll get that vain, spoiled little ego punched down to size.
    Unfortuantely, I doubt that will happen with the media posting reports this morning about how she was Fine after her first night in jail - I have a feeling it's going to become "The Simple Life Behind Bars."

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    VanHellbound is a witch who commits sin more often than you change your socks. She cooks and eats Christian babies and dances skyclad for her satanic master.
    For the last time, the only 'baby' I've ever eaten is veal! Unless you're claiming that those baby cows were xtian cows.
    As for dancing skyclad, too cold this time of year.

    Sister Paris has been seen clutching a Holy Bible and has made a robust love offering to God's favorite church.
    A publicity stunt, no more. No doubt advised by her PR rep.

    Not that females have much in the way of sense, but I'd say Sister Hilton has shown remarkable poise during her ordeal. VonManhater is just as clearly hellbound.
    POISE??
    After blubbing uncontrollably over how she'll die in jail, after a mere 20-something days?
    Although, fingers crossed, hopefully she'll get that vain, spoiled little ego punched down to size.
    Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 06-06-2007, 01:10 AM.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
    I'll thank you not to mention Rachael and that twit of a hotel heiress in the same breath. Rachael has more sense in her nail parings than Hilton has in her whole body.
    VanHellbound is a witch who commits sin more often than you change your socks. She cooks and eats Christian babies and dances skyclad for her satanic master.

    Sister Paris has been seen clutching a Holy Bible and has made a robust love offering to God's favorite church.

    Not that females have much in the way of sense, but I'd say Sister Hilton has shown remarkable poise during her ordeal. VonManhater is just as clearly hellbound.

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    I'll thank you not to mention those videos on here! Rachael "Paris" van Helsing may be a depraved, Godless pagan wench, but she is still one of our members here, and so deserves to be treated with a certain decency and respect. Yes, we know half the internet's seen that video by now, but there's no need to bring it up again.
    Uhh, BT sweetie, that wasn't me in the video you're thinking of.
    But thanks for being all concerned like that, that's sweet of you. As sweet as a Landover Baptist can be, anyway.

    I'll thank you not to mention Rachael and that twit of a hotel heiress in the same breath. Rachael has more sense in her nail parings than Hilton has in her whole body.
    Aww, thanks! You're a very nice lady.
    I'm glad to hear you hate that stupid, spoiled little tart as much as I do.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    I'll thank you not to mention those videos on here! Rachael "Paris" van Helsing may be a depraved, Godless pagan wench, but she is still one of our members here, and so deserves to be treated with a certain decency and respect. Yes, we know half the internet's seen that video by now, but there's no need to bring it up again.

    I'll thank you not to mention Rachael and that twit of a hotel heiress in the same breath. Rachael has more sense in her nail parings than Hilton has in her whole body.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by G-Baby View Post
    (Van Helsing is one of my favorite movies, you know...)
    I'll thank you not to mention those videos on here! Rachael "Paris" van Helsing may be a depraved, Godless pagan wench, but she is still one of our members here, and so deserves to be treated with a certain decency and respect. Yes, we know half the internet's seen that video by now, but there's no need to bring it up again.

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  • vampsarereal09
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by G-Baby View Post
    So you are holding witch hunts but you don't kill them. What does the word "hunt" stands for then...

    Yeah, the blood is on their own head, so Christians don't have to make their hands dirty. Cowardly sluggards

    PS: have to admit, I was always fascinated by vampires and stuff like that (Van Helsing is one of my favorite movies, you know...)

    i agree and isn't one of the contests have to do with the funniest kill and stuff like that?? ya he's pretty good but i've met better0

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  • G-Baby
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    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    We are commanded it not kill. People who break God's law kill themselves. "The blood is on their own head" is the quote in Scripture.
    So you are holding witch hunts but you don't kill them. What does the word "hunt" stands for then...

    Yeah, the blood is on their own head, so Christians don't have to make their hands dirty. Cowardly sluggards

    PS: have to admit, I was always fascinated by vampires and stuff like that (Van Helsing is one of my favorite movies, you know...)

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by vampsarereal09 View Post
    ok i thought that it is one of the commadments not to kill!! so godly of you! yall make me laugh cause u think you are so godly and you follow the word to a t! right thats y you sit here and say ur ganna have a witch hunt well i'd like to see you catch me and my friends! wait ur probably to scared! plus i think it's against the law to have an arranged mass murder!but i'll leave that up to the feds!
    We are commanded it not kill. People who break God's law kill themselves. "The blood is on their own head" is the quote in Scripture.

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