[OnYourKnees]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

It's not like it's hard to find something in Iowa...I think you're making it up.

You also think that Homerism is caused by a person having a hormonal imbalance.

Why, if we were to list all the things you think that aren't true, we'd be here until Jesus comes.

Meanwhile, perhaps you should get it through your head that we at LBC are here to share the Truth about God's Word, not yammer about you and your idiotic "thoughts".

Have you read the Bible yet, or are you just here to cast aspersions upon God's Favorite Church?

[M.D. (Quarantined)]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

Sick weirdos like you.

Why aren't you in quarantine, anyway?

The gated community of Freehold is not incorporated as a city because the Church Fathers do not want it on maps. If it were on maps, sick weirdos like you would be driving up to the gates whenever you liked.

Meanwhile, you of all people have no need of such knowledge. You're not welcome in Freehold. If you wish to go to Hell sooner, you can kill yourself using far fewer resources than would be required for you to come to Freehold for a traditional stoning.

It's not like it's hard to find something in Iowa...I think you're making it up.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

Psst . . . I think she's talking about witches. At the witch hunt. Surely she knows that Islamofascists aren't human.

OH, forgive me for forgetting what this thread was about. It seems all I have on my mind is killing Is-lamo-fascists as of late. Must be the Christ inside of me.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

Well, I'd hardly call mudslime heathens humans, less worthy to live than dogs, yes. But if that's what you consider killing humans then I do it legally, as sanctioned by God's Favorite Nation, America.

Psst . . . I think she's talking about witches. At the witch hunt. Surely she knows that Islamofascists aren't human.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

But... You guys don't really kill humans, right? Because that's kinda wrong and against the law >.>;

just wondering *shrugs*

Well, I'd hardly call mudslime heathens humans, less worthy to live than dogs, yes. But if that's what you consider killing humans then I do it legally, as sanctioned by God's Favorite Nation, America.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

Send me a private message or something then...I'm not really into the whole terrorist so no need to worry. And who would want to bomb Landover anyway?

Sick weirdos like you.

Why aren't you in quarantine, anyway?

The gated community of Freehold is not incorporated as a city because the Church Fathers do not want it on maps. If it were on maps, sick weirdos like you would be driving up to the gates whenever you liked.

Meanwhile, you of all people have no need of such knowledge. You're not welcome in Freehold. If you wish to go to Hell sooner, you can kill yourself using far fewer resources than would be required for you to come to Freehold for a traditional stoning.

[M.D. (Quarantined)]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

Would you like us to draw a map saying "Terrorist attack here" for your too? No, we are not going to make it that easy for Al Quida.

Send me a private message or something then...I'm not really into the whole terrorist so no need to worry. And who would want to bomb Landover anyway?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

But... You guys don't really kill humans, right? Because that's kinda wrong and against the law >.>;

just wondering *shrugs*

Why is following God's Law wrong? The Bible says "thou shalt not suffer a witch to live". How exactly can you say that's wrong? By your mere human values? You who ignore the God who created you in favor of some goddess of your imagination?

As far as what is or is not against the law . . . Freehold is under God's Law, not Man's Law.

Finally, I don't know what sort of Satanic symbol >.>; is supposed to be, but please keep your pseud-heiroglyphics to yourself! False goddesses make Jesus very angry!

[PaganCutie (On Moderation)]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

But... You guys don't really kill humans, right? Because that's kinda wrong and against the law >.>;

just wondering *shrugs*

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

i dont care about the correct things. you should know it....per vox di 3 vicis 3 planto lemma animadverto, lemma animadverto.

Sorryo. No hablo retardo.

[vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa (On Moderation)]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

i dont care about the correct things. you should know it....per vox di 3 vicis 3 planto lemma animadverto, lemma animadverto.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

Well in fact im english, get over it youre not. so if it wasnt u, then who puted "Mexijican trash" or sumthing in that line before my nickname and pic? and abut the thirth, i dont give a damn.

"puted" isn't a word. Nor is "sumthing".

Let me translate your Idjitspeak into English:

Well, in fact, I'm English. Get over it, you're not.

So, if it wasn't you, who put "Mexijican Trash" in the line before my nickname and pic?

Oh, and I don't give a damn about the "thirth".

See how much easier that is to understand?

Only Pastors can make changes to your name or those other lines. Sorry, it wasn't me. And if memory serves, your ISP indicates that you're in Brazil.

[vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa (On Moderation)]

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Well in fact im english, get over it youre not. so if it wasnt u, then who puted "Mexijican trash" or sumthing in that line before my nickname and pic? and abut the thirth, i dont give a damn.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

At least i know how to conjugate verbs nd know the difference between us and we. And of course I know english cuz I am english...

If you were English, you'd be able to construct a proper sentence, including punctuation, spelling, and capitalization. I sincerely hope that English is not your first language; if it is, I weep for the state of education in your town.

1st of all my parents arent catholic.Second, your friendy "oyk" started this problem, and thirth, believe me mexico may be a third world place but is much more "godly" than your conquered america, without england u wouldnt be what u are now, you would be an indian inhabitated place.lol

I started no problem. I did not invite you here.

"thirth"? That's not even a word!

[vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa (On Moderation)]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

1st of all my parents arent catholic.Second, your friendy "oyk" started this problem, and thirth, believe me mexico may be a third world place but is much more "godly" than your conquered america, without england u wouldnt be what u are now, you would be an indian inhabitated place.lol