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    Hell: Bad Place or Marketing Tool?

    As a pagan, I don't really have a concept of hell. I'm more into the idea that most people jsut rot in the ground and the few heros amoung us (such as myself) rise into the sky and become gods living in the path of tears.

    Here is a xtian who denies the existance of hell:

    'Nobody Goes to Hell': Minister Labeled a Heretic
    http://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=3362554&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312
    Minister Carlton Pearson questions the existence of hell, loses congregation.


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    now, granted, he looks like a bone smoking darkie, but it does say that he is a minister.

    What does LBC think? Is hell just a fund-raising tool?
    I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
    Tags: false christians, hell: no fun for sinners
  • #2
    Re: Hell: Bad Place or Marketing Tool?

    Isn't that the guy from the malt liquor ad?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Hell: Bad Place or Marketing Tool?

      He has a nice turn of phrase:
      "If I say everybody's going to heaven, then I can't raise money from you to get me to keep people out of hell," Carlton Pearson said with a wry smile."

      Gee - reminds of ...somewhere.
      In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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      • #4
        Re: Hell: Bad Place or Marketing Tool?

        Originally posted by lilith View Post
        Gee - reminds of ...somewhere.
        You're being sarcastic? So what you're trying to say is, it doesn't remind you of anywhere? Oh well, I suppose I'll have plenty of time to try and work out what you mean when you're drowning in flames for eternity for being a nonsensical Kiwi witch.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #5
          Re: Hell: Bad Place or Marketing Tool?

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Isn't that the guy from the malt liquor ad?
          The trouble is Pastor, they all look alike to me.

          I think he looks more like the darkie who tried to "Goose" our Commander in Chief. (Directly behind Him)

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          I really don't understand how Homeland Security allowed them so close to HIM!
          Look at the way they surrounded him

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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          • #6
            Re: Hell: Bad Place or Marketing Tool?

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            You're being sarcastic? So what you're trying to say is, it doesn't remind you of anywhere? Oh well, I suppose I'll have plenty of time to try and work out what you mean when you're drowning in flames for eternity for being a nonsensical Kiwi witch.

            You'll be thrilled to learn that I've remembered what it reminds me of.
            In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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            • #7
              Re: Hell: Bad Place or Marketing Tool?

              Hmmm.. not sure.

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