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  • LEIFEY
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Jul 2007
    • 5

    #1

    Jesus died two thousand years ago

    <TRG> so, my mom was putting in her CD with church pics but it wouldn't work on her computer
    <TRG> so she put it in mine
    <TRG> now, the last thing I watched on windows media player was hardcore lesbian porn
    <TRG> that got into the action right away
    <TRG> so my mom puts in the cd into my computer
    <TRG> opens up windows media players
    <TRG> and the porn starts playing
    <TRG> and when I realized what was happening I was like "oh ****"
    <TRG> but then...
    <TRG> she goes berserk
    <TRG> she was screaming "THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!"
    <TRG> and she took out a HAMMER
    <TRG> and smashed the ****ing CD
    <TRG> it was the best thing ever
    <TRG> not only was I completely off the hook
    <TRG> you have to love the awesome displays of religious apeshit
    <TRG> I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on this earth to entertain us

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