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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: Westboro Baptist Church

    Originally posted by Omerta View Post
    Am I guilty of being white?
    No, you're guilty of being a fool.

    He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
    Proverbs 28:26
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #17
      Re: Westboro Baptist Church

      Originally posted by Omerta View Post
      Am I guilty of being white?
      Dunno. Are you a darkie? In that case, no. (Although you are probably guilty of something else.)
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Homertard
        Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2007
        • 668

        #18
        Re: Westboro Baptist Church

        I'm tanned, but faintly, and naturally. Is that a problem?

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #19
          Re: Westboro Baptist Church

          Originally posted by Omerta View Post
          I'm tanned, but faintly, and naturally. Is that a problem?
          You're the bigot who brought it up in the first place.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Homertard
            Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2007
            • 668

            #20
            Re: Westboro Baptist Church

            That is why, I wanted to know - is it a problem?

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #21
              Re: Westboro Baptist Church

              Originally posted by Omerta View Post
              I'm tanned, but faintly, and naturally. Is that a problem?
              Oh, so you are another Mary worshipping beaner?
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              • Homertard
                Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2007
                • 668

                #22
                Re: Westboro Baptist Church

                No, I follow Jesus. What's wrong with the color of my skin?

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #23
                  Re: Westboro Baptist Church

                  Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                  No, I follow Jesus. What's wrong with the color of my skin?
                  Everyone here already knows that you are a damned foreigner, because you can't speak God's chosen language (American) properly.

                  I'm guessing you're a wop of some kind. You seem to be ashamed of yourself, which is a good first step in coming to the Lord.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Homertard
                    Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 668

                    #24
                    Re: Westboro Baptist Church

                    That is extremely racist, Pastor! You have just insulted my birth place, the color of my skin, and my Nationality!
                    Last edited by Homertard; 07-18-2007, 11:53 PM.

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                    • Unsaved and Loving It
                      Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 308

                      #25
                      Re: Westboro Baptist Church

                      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                      Oh, so you are another Mary worshipping beaner?
                      Somebody tell me: When did calling someone a beanpie become a non-racist term?
                      Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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                      • Joo
                        International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 831

                        #26
                        Re: Westboro Baptist Church

                        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                        Because God's plan for us is to try and save sinners like you, dummy?
                        God has ordered us to do it, and we can never know if you will eventually turn to God..
                        Only God could know that, and thus, we must try to convert you, as HE has ordered us to do.
                        After all, we could very well be included in God's plan for you, actually.. we most certainly are..
                        Cause otherwise, WHY would you be here? If God runs your life and has a plan for it, then He sent you here for a reason yes?
                        Why couldn't that reason be Salvation?

                        So stop thinking you're oh-so smart and logical, you're not.
                        ..Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools.. (Romans 1:22 KJV1611)
                        Again I'm not thinking I'm "oh-so smart and logical" you are the ones constantly accusing me of such thoughts. I'm just asking questions to things I don't understand.

                        But to answer your question then, perhaps it is part of God's plan for me to be so obstinate to your attempts at converting me, perhaps I'm supposed to be cynical, and perhaps I'm not even supposed to be saved. After all you guys say that babies are not innocent even when first born so I don't find it hard to believe there would be people who aren't supposed to be saved from the start.

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                        • SalvationSeeker
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3892

                          #27
                          Re: Westboro Baptist Church

                          Originally posted by Joo View Post
                          But to answer your question then, perhaps it is part of God's plan for me to be so obstinate to your attempts at converting me, perhaps I'm supposed to be cynical, and perhaps I'm not even supposed to be saved.
                          I wasn't really asking you any questions to answer, because you do not have the intelligence or life experience to answer them correctly anyways..
                          I was only "asking questions" in a rhetorical manner.

                          And yes, that may very well be part of God's plan for you, you may never accept Jesus and thus doom yourself to hell..
                          BUT (which I've said repeatedly) no man knows God's plans for sure, and thus we must try to convert all sinners, as He has ordered us to!
                          It's quite simple really.

                          Btw you really shouldn't hope that His plan for you doesn't involve Salvation, cause then it most certainly involves hellfire and endless suffering.
                          Or maybe you're dumb enough to actually WANT to go to hell? Some sinners are.

                          After all you guys say that babies are not innocent even when first born so I don't find it hard to believe there would be people who aren't supposed to be saved from the start.
                          Yes, the Bible says that nobody is innocent.. not even babies.
                          The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.
                          Psalm 58:3

                          EVERYONE who has not accpted Jesus is a wicked, unclean thing. No exceptions. (Job 15:14 & Job 25:4)
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • Virginia Day Templeton
                            Christ's Battle Axe
                             
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 2827

                            #28
                            Re: Westboro Baptist Church

                            Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
                            Somebody tell me: When did calling someone a beanpie become a non-racist term?
                            Beaners are not a race. They are mostly dark-skinned caucasoids with some mongoloid (injun) ancestry, which gives them their primitive appearance. Mutts.
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                            • Joo
                              International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 831

                              #29
                              Re: Westboro Baptist Church

                              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                              I wasn't really asking you any questions to answer, because you do not have the intelligence or life experience to answer them correctly anyways..
                              I was only "asking questions" in a rhetorical manner.

                              And yes, that may very well be part of God's plan for you, you may never accept Jesus and thus doom yourself to hell..
                              BUT (which I've said repeatedly) no man knows God's plans for sure, and thus we must try to convert all sinners, as He has ordered us to!
                              It's quite simple really.

                              Btw you really shouldn't hope that His plan for you doesn't involve Salvation, cause then it most certainly involves hellfire and endless suffering.
                              Or maybe you're dumb enough to actually WANT to go to hell? Some sinners are.
                              As to your reasoning that's logical, fair enough I'll give you that point.

                              And no I don't hope nor want to be damned, but I feel no pull to become a TC either. If I don't actually really feel the desire to, then anything I did wouldn't be true, and that would be both half-assed and not legit.

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                              • SalvationSeeker
                                True Christian™ Theologian
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 3892

                                #30
                                Re: Westboro Baptist Church

                                Originally posted by Joo View Post
                                As to your reasoning that's logical, fair enough I'll give you that point.
                                Of course it is, all True Christians have higher wisdom than the most wise amongs the unsaved.
                                It's because we have the Holy Spirit.. So accept Jesus and you can have it too!

                                And no I don't hope nor want to be damned, but I feel no pull to become a TC either. If I don't actually really feel the desire to, then anything I did wouldn't be true, and that would be both half-assed and not legit.
                                Either you're a Christian, or you're damned. There are no other options.
                                As for your point, true. But once you've come to Christ and joined Landover Baptist, it is our job to help fill you with that desire.. by any means necessary.
                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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