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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #16
    Re: What religion are you?

    Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
    i know that. But, the branch i am, combines multiple things into one. So, i guess you could call me partially wiccan. and partially a druid. And, a bunch of other things. hahaha...... yeah.
    So, somewhat of an eclectic, then? That's cool.

    Mind you, these guys will say that we're all headed for Satan's stewpot no matter what our beliefs are.
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    • Joo
      International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
      • Jun 2007
      • 831

      #17
      Re: What religion are you?

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      So, somewhat of an eclectic, then? That's cool.

      Mind you, these guys will say that we're all headed for Satan's stewpot no matter what our beliefs are.
      I hear they have movie nights on Fridays.

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      • Sister Noddy
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2007
        • 1843

        #18
        Re: What religion are you?

        Originally posted by Joo View Post

        I hear they have movie nights on Fridays.
        Yeah, and they're looking forward to the show with Godly glee, too
        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #19
          Re: What religion are you?

          Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
          i know that. But, the branch i am, combines multiple things into one. So, i guess you could call me partially wiccan. and partially a druid.
          Is that the set-up for a joke? Q: What do you get when you cross a wiccan with a druid? A: I dunno, but it sure is stupid and annoying.
          Hmm, there's get to be a better punchline than that.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • stealtfc
            Foul Sinner on Moderation
            • Jun 2007
            • 151

            #20
            Re: What religion are you?

            do you even know the difference between a wiccan and a druid? oh, and i'm still waiting on one of you to beat me with a baseball bat.

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            • Kazoo
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2007
              • 204

              #21
              Re: What religion are you?

              Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
              I'm curious as to know, what religion is everyone else. Do you spit in the face of Jesus? If so, good for you! *applause* I am a form of pagan. What religion do the rest of you spit in jesus's face to? Oh, i hope someone out there is a satanist, but those are rather hard to find, believe it or not. All this time, i still haven't found one. Still, it's worth looking into, seeing as how much it will make the TCs out there mad.
              Eh, agnostic atheist I suppose. I personally don't believe that there is any higher power out there, but I also support that such existence can neither be proven or disproved. Of course I also feel that the existence of a supernatural being is largely irrelevant, so that could classify me as a non-theist as well...

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              • SalvationSeeker
                True Christian™ Theologian
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 3892

                #22
                Re: What religion are you?

                This discussion is pointless.
                You Jesus deniers are all going to burn in hell anyways, forever.
                For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
                John 3:16

                If you don't believe in Jesus you will perish and burn forever in the lake of fire:
                Which is just what you would deserve. Glory!
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • Kazoo
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 204

                  #23
                  Re: What religion are you?

                  Alright, yes, yes, we're all hellbound, we get it and can accept that we'll all be getting banged by Satan's barbed tallywhacker.

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                  • Joo
                    International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 831

                    #24
                    Re: What religion are you?

                    Originally posted by Kazoo View Post
                    Alright, yes, yes, we're all hellbound, we get it and can accept that we'll all be getting banged by Satan's barbed tallywhacker.
                    Ah, Zeke once said it was Razor Encrusted. Though perhaps it's both? Maybe even ribbed for that extra sensation.

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                    • stealtfc
                      Foul Sinner on Moderation
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 151

                      #25
                      Re: What religion are you?

                      hahaha.... wow... we know we are going to hell. We will meet your mother there.

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #26
                        Re: What religion are you?

                        Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
                        hahaha.... wow... we know we are going to hell. We will meet your mother there.
                        Since you'll be spending all eternity in Hell (and so you'll presumably have time to meet every single sinner who ever lived), and my mother is Jewish, there's a good chance you will. What about it? At least she'll be condemned to eternal hellfire for following a proper Satanic cult, not just a bunch of nonsense some oversexed British civil servant dreamt up a few years ago.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • stealtfc
                          Foul Sinner on Moderation
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 151

                          #27
                          Re: What religion are you?

                          a polytheistic religion was the first religion. By the Sumarians, btw. It is much older then Christianity. Before Christianity, there was a lot of pagan religions, and druidism. so, your religion is a lot newer then ours.

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #28
                            Re: What religion are you?

                            Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
                            a polytheistic religion was the first religion. By the Sumarians, btw. It is much older then Christianity. Before Christianity, there was a lot of pagan religions, and druidism. so, your religion is a lot newer then ours.
                            And how old is "a fusion between druidism and wicca"?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • stealtfc
                              Foul Sinner on Moderation
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 151

                              #29
                              Re: What religion are you?

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              And how old is "a fusion between druidism and wicca"?
                              well, it's not just druidism and wicca. It is a mixture of a lot, that is just two of the main ones. And, even that, is quite old.

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #30
                                Re: What religion are you?

                                Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
                                well, it's not just druidism and wicca. It is a mixture of a lot, that is just two of the main ones. And, even that, is quite old.
                                Friend, do you not see the inherent irony in making up your own religion and then banging on about how Christianity is "only" 6000 years old?
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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