Seriously, What's the Deal?

[Bernice Gratsch]

Dear Brothers and Sisters:

As I was driving home from visiting relatives in Leipsic Cemetery, I almost hit one of those dang horse and buggy contraptions, slowly plodding along Route 109!

What's up with the Amish? Why do they rebuke electricity? Are they mired in Satan-worship? Do you have this problem in Iowa??

In Christ,
- Bernice

[James Hutchins]

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One time, there was a horse and buggy operator in front of me. After I went past where I thought he was, I did not see him in my rear view mirror. Come to think of it, I never saw that buggy or that guy again. I guess he wised up.

[SUV]

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Q. Why do they rebuke electricity?

A. Because they're too cheap to pay their electric bills!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Seriously, What's the Deal?

Dear Brothers and Sisters:

As I was driving home from visiting relatives in Leipsic Cemetery, I almost hit one of those dang horse and buggy contraptions, slowly plodding along Route 109!

What's up with the Amish? Why do they rebuke electricity? Are they mired in Satan-worship? Do you have this problem in Iowa??

In Christ,
- Bernice

They have their own little city...Amish,Iowa 5 barns, 15 horses and 10 9 buggies and all owned by some guy named one legged Yoder

[SUV]

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Yoder

Is there one amongst them who is not named Yoder?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Sadly, it gets worse.

They are now so interbred amongst themselves, that they are all now condemned to the curse of consanguinity; the resulting plague of deformities and tardation amongst their infants is increasing steadily. And it is the rest of us paying for their medical care as their communities are dirt poor because they shun the very technologies Christ has gifted Godly America with.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Amish

Submitted by: Mrs. Rogers
Worship: Hard work, mules, horses, and Satan.
Trivia Fact: The Amish think that they are saved through hard work and eschewing God's gifts of electricity and modern technology. If God didn't want us to have electricity, He wouldn't have made lightning out of it, and He certainly wouldn't have told Thomas Edison how to make electricity by rubbing two magnets together.

I don't trust any "church" that doesn't like guns.

[SUV]

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I don't trust any "church" that doesn't like guns.

They don't like Guns? But they call themselves Christian? This is a sad day for America indeed

[Bernice Gratsch]

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Amish


I don't trust any "church" that doesn't like guns.

No guns??!! I had a feeling something sinister was going on!

Thank you for enlightening me.

- Bernice

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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One time, there was a horse and buggy operator in front of me. After I went past where I thought he was, I did not see him in my rear view mirror. Come to think of it, I never saw that buggy or that guy again. I guess he wised up.

Maybe it was a GHOST!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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You know, I used to think that Wal-Mart was one of those really pro-America type corporations, what with their anti-union stance and low prices. But lately it seems that they have caved to these homegrown terrorists that call themselves the "Amish"



Instead of having one more parking spot for the super-sized SUV that is so desperately needed, they give space for parking 5 more mule-drawn carriages? What's with that?! How much profit can these bearded carriage-monkeys generate -- do they even believe in American money? It sickens me.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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You mean Wal-Mart is giving those people special privileges?

[BelieverInGod]

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Walmart started going soft when Sam died. Now they have special Muslim sections and all sorts of ungodly things.