[vestal_mastecation (On Moderation)]

Re: Dothead cow "god" is turned into steak

Why is everything about fornication with you?

For the sexually repressed and horny everything is about fornication.
True Christians should give into their carnal desires and start shagging each other!

"Gimme thad ole' time religion. Gimme thad ole' time religion."

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Dothead cow "god" is turned into steak

Bull sh*t. Sexual orientation is not a factor in one's eligibility or capability to succumb to an STD. It may have an effect on who is more likely to get in a situation where an STD is present, but Gay people are not any more vulnerable or resistant to them than straight people.

Rubbish, fags are riddled with std's such as GRID. It's a FACT.
I suggest you check out the statistics, you foolish fag enabler.

For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another;
Men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:26-27

Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
Romans 1:32

Just WHY do you feel a need to defend such a perverted lifestyle?
It can be nothing else but satan commanding you to.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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You must be a fool, how do you think the cow got sick in the first place?
Because some faggot dothead fornicated with it, of course.

It's a fact in Creation Science that about 95% of all diseases today can be traced to fags.
Stop being such a blind fag-enabler and open your eyes:
Without fags we'd have a LOT less std's (and all other disease too) and no HIV at all!

Bull sh*t. Sexual orientation is not a factor in one's eligibility or capability to succumb to an STD. It may have an effect on who is more likely to get in a situation where an STD is present, but Gay people are not any more vulnerable or resistant to them than straight people.

[lilith]

Re: Dothead cow "god" is turned into steak

Because (1) I don't pray for cows, I barbeque them and (2) Heaven is almost full. I think there are only a few hundred more seats, so we are gonna pick and choose VERY carefully. I think after John Wayne, the next one will be President Bush. And we had to let Paris Hilton in because of her.....conversion. Naturally, all Landover Pastors and Platinum tithers have reservations as well. Those don't detract from the numbers. We have been accounted for since Christ died for our sins.

Heaven's "almost full?"

Those poor sods - any chance they'll ever be let out? It must be hell with all those Christians!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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So...if "prayer removes sin",why didn't you nip over there & pray for it then?

And if it comes to that,just pray for all the "sinners" in the world - that'll fix them - no more "sin",no more hospitals,people in wheelchairs,dying of Cancer - they'll all be healed.
Gee Al,you could help the entire world!
So why don't you then?

Because (1) I don't pray for cows, I barbeque them and (2) Heaven is almost full. I think there are only a few hundred more seats, so we are gonna pick and choose VERY carefully. I think after John Wayne, the next one will be President Bush. And we had to let Paris Hilton in because of her.....conversion. Naturally, all Landover Pastors and Platinum tithers have reservations as well. Those don't detract from the numbers. We have been accounted for since Christ died for our sins.

[lilith]

Re: Dothead cow "god" is turned into steak

How many times must we explain to you that disease is sin and prayer removes sin? A million? It seems like it. In any case it had TB. We didn't eat the lungs, we sold the innards to a Canadian chicken farm for chicken feed.

So...if "prayer removes sin",why didn't you nip over there & pray for it then?

And if it comes to that,just pray for all the "sinners" in the world - that'll fix them - no more "sin",no more hospitals,people in wheelchairs,dying of Cancer - they'll all be healed.
Gee Al,you could help the entire world!
So why don't you then?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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You'd eat an animal that died of TB?
Your life to throw away I guess.

How many times must we explain to you that disease is sin and prayer removes sin? A million? It seems like it. In any case it had TB. We didn't eat the lungs, we sold the innards to a Canadian chicken farm for chicken feed.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Of course THEY didn't eat it! They're dotheads who want to fornicate with cows and bow down to them instead of doing the natural Godly thing and roasting and eating them. The cows, not the dotheads.

WE ate ol' bossy the cow, as you can plainly see above. In fact we still have some leftovers. Yum yum!

You'd eat an animal that died of TB?
Your life to throw away I guess.

[Brother Temperance]

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Why is everything about fornication with you?

Honestly, I know you JOOs are notorious whiners - neurosis this, Holocaust that - but you're starting to sound so much like a woman it's scary. You'll be blaming your irrational behaviour on the Curse of Eve next.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Dothead cow "god" is turned into steak

They don't want to fornicate with cows, they see them as sacred, to defile them (and yourself for that matter) in such a way would be blasphemy. Why is everything about fornication with you?

You must be a fool, how do you think the cow got sick in the first place?
Because some faggot dothead fornicated with it, of course.

It's a fact in Creation Science that about 95% of all diseases today can be traced to fags.
Stop being such a blind fag-enabler and open your eyes:
Without fags we'd have a LOT less std's (and all other disease too) and no HIV at all!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Dothead cow "god" is turned into steak

Of course THEY didn't eat it! They're dotheads who want to fornicate with cows and bow down to them instead of doing the natural Godly thing and roasting and eating them. The cows, not the dotheads.

WE ate ol' bossy the cow, as you can plainly see above. In fact we still have some leftovers. Yum yum!

They don't want to fornicate with cows, they see them as sacred, to defile them (and yourself for that matter) in such a way would be blasphemy. Why is everything about fornication with you?

Anyways specific cow or not, all this talk about steak has gotten me wanting one...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Good news Brothers and sisters! For a small fee we have been able to purchase the carcass of that so-called "God-cow" from the authorities in England. In fact it is marinating right now over at the Christiansons. After Sunday Services, all True Christians™ (Platinum level Tithers only) can scoot on over to my humble barbecue pits and enjoy the feast. My servants will be serving mouth-watering beef with all the trimmings.

By the way ladies, I'm sorry to have to constantly harp on this point, but OFFICIAL CHURCH BARBECUES are NOT POTLUCKS! We do NOT require any more dungbread or green jello salad or those rock-hard bisquits that sister Matthewson keeps baking. I swear we could use those things to stone harlots with...

I see nowhere in the article that referred to it being eaten. It wasn't made into steak, potroast, or anything. They were just sad because it was killed.

Of course THEY didn't eat it! They're dotheads who want to fornicate with cows and bow down to them instead of doing the natural Godly thing and roasting and eating them. The cows, not the dotheads.

WE ate ol' bossy the cow, as you can plainly see above. In fact we still have some leftovers. Yum yum!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I see nowhere in the article that referred to it being eaten. It wasn't made into steak, potroast, or anything. They were just sad because it was killed.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dothead cow "god" is turned into steak

The cow wasn't made into steak. It had TB! What kind of moron would eat an animal with a deadly disease?

It was roasted whole, and quite delicious. No one has even caught a cold from eating it.

The boys in Creation Science said it was fine to eat. Completely demon free. Yum!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Dothead cow "god" is turned into steak

The cow wasn't made into steak. It had TB! What kind of moron would eat an animal with a deadly disease?