[lilith]

Re: Dothead cow "god" is turned into steak

Because (1) I don't pray for cows, I barbeque them and (2) Heaven is almost full. I think there are only a few hundred more seats, so we are gonna pick and choose VERY carefully. I think after John Wayne, the next one will be President Bush. And we had to let Paris Hilton in because of her.....conversion. Naturally, all Landover Pastors and Platinum tithers have reservations as well. Those don't detract from the numbers. We have been accounted for since Christ died for our sins.

Heaven's "almost full?"

Those poor sods - any chance they'll ever be let out? It must be hell with all those Christians!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Dothead cow "god" is turned into steak

You must be a fool, how do you think the cow got sick in the first place?
Because some faggot dothead fornicated with it, of course.

It's a fact in Creation Science that about 95% of all diseases today can be traced to fags.
Stop being such a blind fag-enabler and open your eyes:
Without fags we'd have a LOT less std's (and all other disease too) and no HIV at all!

Bull sh*t. Sexual orientation is not a factor in one's eligibility or capability to succumb to an STD. It may have an effect on who is more likely to get in a situation where an STD is present, but Gay people are not any more vulnerable or resistant to them than straight people.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Dothead cow "god" is turned into steak

Bull sh*t. Sexual orientation is not a factor in one's eligibility or capability to succumb to an STD. It may have an effect on who is more likely to get in a situation where an STD is present, but Gay people are not any more vulnerable or resistant to them than straight people.

Rubbish, fags are riddled with std's such as GRID. It's a FACT.
I suggest you check out the statistics, you foolish fag enabler.

For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another;
Men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:26-27

Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
Romans 1:32

Just WHY do you feel a need to defend such a perverted lifestyle?
It can be nothing else but satan commanding you to.

[vestal_mastecation (On Moderation)]

Re: Dothead cow "god" is turned into steak

Why is everything about fornication with you?

For the sexually repressed and horny everything is about fornication.
True Christians should give into their carnal desires and start shagging each other!

"Gimme thad ole' time religion. Gimme thad ole' time religion."