Do you know where your children are?

[Splitfoot]

Does anyone have any experience with sacrificing babies?
I think they tend to squeal too much. If you want to send any my way though I'll be happy. Running out of chickens and goats at the moment.

Gotta go take another hit.

Vaya con Diablos
Mr. Splitfoot

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Do you know where your children are?

Listen son,

You might think it's "cool" or "hip" to go to into Christian forums and try to shock folks with your boring antics, but I can guarantee that Jesus is not amused.

Do your parents know you are up this late?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Splitfoot]

Re: Do you know where your children are?

Listen son,

You might think it's "cool" or "hip" to go to into Christian forums and try to shock folks with your boring antics, but I can guarantee that Jesus is not amused.

Do your parents know you are up this late?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

It's not jesus that I am trying to amuse sir. I am sure god had enough of a laugh when he made your <profanity deleted>

and for your information my parents are too busy with adultery and doing drugs to care whether or not I am up.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Do you know where your children are?

for your information my parents are too busy with adultery and doing drugs to care whether or not I am up.

That's the first thing you've said all evening that I believe.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Splitfoot]

Re: Do you know where your children are?

It doesn't matter what you believe. What matters is that the Dark Lord believes in you old man.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Do you know where your children are?

So I take it we're finally meeting Van Horseface's alleged "husband". Why am I not surprised he would turn out to be like this?