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  • #16
    Re: I CAUGHT A RETARD! BRING YOUR OWN IMPLIMENTS EXORCISM IN PROG

    Brother Jeb, when you are exorcising these retard demons be sure to place a bull horn as close to the rectum as you can when you are reciting scripture to them. This is where the demons actually enter the body and they (the demons) probably can hear you the most.
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    • #17
      Re: I CAUGHT A RETARD! BRING YOUR OWN IMPLIMENTS EXORCISM IN PROG

      Wait, wait, wait. Back up... You kidnapped somebody?! But, that's illegal!

      Please, please show me where it says to do this in the bible. I'm not trying to debate this, I just DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
      1 Timothy 2:11-15
      Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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      • #18
        Re: I CAUGHT A RETARD! BRING YOUR OWN IMPLIMENTS EXORCISM IN PROG

        Originally posted by Nolitafaerietale View Post
        Wait, wait, wait. Back up... You kidnapped somebody?! But, that's illegal!

        Please, please show me where it says to do this in the bible. I'm not trying to debate this, I just DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
        It's just a reatard. God hates cripples. If you'd ever read the Bible, you'd know that.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #19
          Re: I CAUGHT A RETARD! BRING YOUR OWN IMPLIMENTS EXORCISM IN PROG

          Thank you for the link, Pastor.
          1 Timothy 2:11-15
          Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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