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  • Virginia Day Templeton
    Christ's Battle Axe
     
    • Dec 2006
    • 2827

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    Wicker menace returns to Salem

    Looks like it's time for more witch trials! Just imagine the torment we could inflict with all the technology that's been developed since then. Instead of burning witches at the stake, we could skin them alive, coat their exposed muscle tissue in napalm, and feed them through an industrial meat processor. My heart is all a-flutter just from thinking about it!

    Self-Proclaimed Salem Witch High Priestess Charged With Tossing Raccoon Heads on Business Doorsteps
    Thursday, August 23, 2007


    SALEM, Mass. — A self-proclaimed high priestess of Salem witches and a second person were accused of tossing raccoon parts on the doorsteps of businesses, allegedly as part of a Wiccan community feud.

    Sharon Graham, 46, and a fellow Wiccan, Frederick Purtz, 22, pleaded not guilty Wednesday to charges of littering and malicious destruction of property. Graham also was charged with intimidating a witness.

    They were accused of putting a raccoon head and entrails on the doorsteps of Angelica of the Angels and the Goddess' Treasure Chest in May.

    The historic seaport, famous for holding witch trials in the 17th century, has an active Wiccan community and thriving witch-related tourism.

    David Gavegnano, a lawyer for Graham, and Sean Wynne, a lawyer for Purtz, both denied that their clients had anything to do with the incident. They also argued that at any rate, the malicious destruction charge wasn't valid because the storefronts weren't permanently damaged.

    A witness, Richard Watson, told police he accompanied Graham, Purtz and other people when they put the raccoon remains on the doorsteps. He said Graham hoped to frame a Wiccan businessman who had fired Graham from a psychic telephone business last spring.

    Watson also said Graham had a disagreement with the owners of the two targeted businesses over proposed regulations that would limit the number of psychics who come to the city during the Halloween season. He said he was told the group had found the raccoon dead.

    Gavegnano declined to comment on Watson's accusations Thursday. Wynne told The Boston Herald said there were likely "internal issues within the Wiccan community," but the tossing of raccoon entrails may be a "bastardization" of Wiccan practice because the religion doesn't condone harming others.
    On second thought, maybe we should just nuke the place.
    Last edited by Virginia Day Templeton; 08-24-2007, 01:36 AM.
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  • Virginia Day Templeton
    Christ's Battle Axe
     
    • Dec 2006
    • 2827

    #2
    Re: Wicker menace returns to Salem

    Of course, there is nothing inherently wrong with splattering the head and entrails of a raccoon across someone's doorstep. Last year, some washed up negro child actor and his family tried to move in on Deuteronomy Drive, and the local young 'uns smashed their windows and tossed flaming horse turds into their living room, then planted stakes on their lawn with mutilated coon heads on top of them to form the shape of a cross. Boy, did that give them a case of the limbertail! I think someone also hung a sambo doll from a noose on their mailbox. Youth...
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    • Wash O'Hanley
      Debate Moderator (and participant)
      Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
      Louder Than Reason
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2126

      #3
      Re: Wicker menace returns to Salem

      If they throw Raccoon parts at each other over how many psychics can open up shop in town I would hate to be in the middle of one of their heated fights over who can be "The Crow" for Halloween.



      THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE CROW!
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      • Blind leading the blind
        Unsaved Trash
        Filthy demon-possessed minion of Satan
        using different names.
        Aka: AncientFireRisen, etc, put on moderation
        at first sign of demons manifesting themselves
        • Jun 2007
        • 240

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        Re: Wicker menace returns to Salem

        Mr. O'Hanley, that's immortals, like Connor McCloud. As in the Highlander. According to the comics, and the movies, there can be as many Crows as there are vengeful murdered spirits. The Crow movies were only four stories. And everyone forgets about the TV series. In those there was the girl Crow, Talon....

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        • Brother Guy Bayard
          Anvil of the Antipodes
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2007
          • 1271

          #5
          Re: Wicker menace returns to Salem

          Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
          If they throw Raccoon parts at each other over how many psychics can open up shop in town I would hate to be in the middle of one of their heated fights over who can be "The Crow" for Halloween.



          THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE CROW!

          Golly Mr Wash, but that Frenchie foo fag marcel Marceau sure has aged badly.
          Last edited by Brother Guy Bayard; 09-05-2007, 12:42 AM.
          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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